To reach the unemployed, Barack Obama should deliver his speech when the unemployed are watching TV: at 3 a.m., right after a Slap Chop commercial. (06:01)

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To address the tragic shortage in stock photos of scary minorities, Stephen starts his own fear-based photo licensing service. (02:46)

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Joe Sestak is running against Arlen Specter for the Pennsylvania Senate seat so he can bring health care reform to all Americans. (08:11)

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Mark Sanford joins other victims of the Clinton curse like Bob Livingston, Larry Craig and Newt Gingrich. (02:03)

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Sen. David Vitter, whose number appeared in a D.C. madam's phone records, once called Bill Clinton morally unfit to govern. (4:07)

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