Shocking poll results emerge, major websites go dark to protest a controversial law, and conservative columnist David Frum believes that the GOP is off track. (00:35)

Tags:  intro,  polls,  statistics,  Internet,  Wikipedia,  laws,  protests,  David Frum,  Republicans,  conservative,  senior citizens,  Barack Obama,  Disney,  money,  amusement parks,  space

California's school curriculum includes lesson plan-on-man action, and Disney will teach Chinese kids words like "Mickey," "Mouse," and "Sew that Mickey Mouse hoodie faster." (06:15)

Tags:  I's on Edjukashun,  school,  education,  kids,  gay/homosexual,  history,  Eleanor Roosevelt,  Franklin Delano Roosevelt,  Oscar Wilde,  George Washington,  art,  Greece,  sex,  penises,  balls,  Rome,  Michelangelo,  lookin' good,  Paul Lynde,  China,  Disney,  Mickey Mouse,  labor,  toys & games,  advertising,  debt,  business,  animation,  the heroes,  philosophy,  international affairs

Disney has no choice but to assign a Muslim intern to a secluded stockroom after she refuses to remove her hijab. (05:40)

Tags:  The Word,  March to Keep Fear Alive,  mongering,  Disney,  Islamic,  religion,  discrimination,  Rick Sanchez,  Jon Stewart,  ethnic,  costumes,  fashion,  mascots,  photos,  Jimmy,  work/office,  interns

BP operates its oil rig under the Marshall Islands flag, and a couple believes fate brought them together. (04:56)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  oil,  Gulf of Mexico,  oil spills,  oceans,  environment,  pollution,  Address the Mess,  business,  flags,  laws,  Marshall Islands,  international affairs,  nuclear,  weapons,  bombs,  kids,  marriage,  divorce,  costumes,  photos,  Jimmy,  Disney

Taco Bell's beloved spokesdog, Gidget, is on a farm upstate, playing with other dogs that are dead. (02:06)

Tags:  sign off,  Sonia Sotomayor,  Supreme Court,  racism,  animals,  dogs,  advertising,  Hispanic,  ethnic,  stereotypes,  Taco Bell,  Mexico,  death,  Disney

Despite global warming, Stephen's freezing his ass off while that bastard Tesla gains another victory, and Wendy Kopp gets schooled by America. (0:36)

Tags:  intro,  Wendy Kopp,  environment,  global warming,  science,  Peyton Manning,  Disney,  America

Foreign tourists have more trouble entering the United States than any other country, so the U.S. Government is turning to Disney to re-imagineer the customs process. (3:37)

Tags:  The Word,  economy,  Disney,  ethnic,  Tony Snow,  Abu Ghraib,  James Baker,  Tony Blair,  Abraham Lincoln,  John F. Kennedy

Stephen and sex columnist Dan Savage reveal their porn names. (5:10)

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Stephen takes a look at the supposedly dystopian notion that the government may keep us under constant surveillance in "A Scanner Darkly." (3:49)

Tags:  Movies That Are Destroying America,  Keanu Reeves,  movies,  Orlando Bloom,  Keira Knightley,  Disney,  Strangers With Candy,  Amy Sedaris