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Stephen supports the Christmas lifestyle, arrives late to Anderson Cooper's phallus party and announces his South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate. (03:34)
Seal Team Six takes down Osama bin Laden, Donald Trump decides to run for president "in his mind," and Colbert PAC contends with Viacom lawyers. (05:21)
Stephen worries about the fate of his over-the-counter man-seed and responds to non-factual statements by Senator Jon Kyl. (04:41)
Nat Geo Wild pulls out its lion humping footage, and Animal Planet sends honeydew melons to get in on Stephen's debate. (03:53)
Ever since Donald Trump dropped out of his debate, there has been a giant ego-shaped hole in the Republican primaries, and Stephen intends to fill it with animals. (02:58)
To honor the memory of Donald Trump mattering, Stephen re-announces Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate. (04:54)
To fill the enormous void left by Donald Trump's debate debacle, Stephen sets the date of his GOP debate in stone. (03:36)
Donald Trump prepares to moderate a GOP presidential debate, but Republicans discourage candidates from appearing. (07:36)
NBC's boob week is just a cheap ratings grope, so Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to demand equal time for the booty. (04:06)
Sarah Palin joins Donald Trump at one of New York's historic monuments, the Times Square Applebee's. (01:56)
Mike Huckabee jams on "Cat Scratch Fever" with Ted Nugent before announcing that he will not seek the Republican nomination. (06:22)
Stephen wants to know why Viacom won't let him talk about his Super PAC when Karl Rove and Dick Morris can do it on Fox News. (04:20)
Newt Gingrich finally announces that he will be making an announcement, and Donald Trump decides to run in his mind. (03:11)
Donald Trump is a reclusive patriot who has the courage and generosity to erect a huge flagpole on his golf course. (05:06)
Several potential Republican candidates pass on the inaugural presidential debate, and Donald Trump compares same-sex marriage to long golf clubs. (03:30)
Fox News makes a breakthrough in the field of reporting grim news while being delighted it will hurt President Obama's approval rating. (04:21)
Questions remain about Obama's birth certificate, the royal wedding is a triumph, and "Fast Five" sets a record. (00:40)
Barack Obama releases his long-form birth certificate, but Donald Trump wants the president's Occidental records. (05:34)
President Obama makes his tax return public, and Donald Trump's special relationship with "the blacks" goes back decades. (05:11)
Mitt Romney competes with Mike Huckabee, Donald Trump and a long list of dark horses for the Republican nomination. (04:01)