Rick Perry's family hunting cabin causes racial controversy; Stephen remembers chosing to be a straight, right-handed, Caucasian male; and Occupy Wall Street goes global. (04:13)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Rick Perry,  African American,  ESPN,  football,  Hank Williams Jr.,  John Lithgow,  Herman Cain,  gay/homosexual,  Occupy Wall Street,  Italy,  Libya,  Muammar al-Gaddafi,  advertising,  smoking,  holidays,  Jesus,  Christian,  sports,  NBA,  Toby Keith,  songs,  assassinations,  junk food,  campaigns,  religion,  controversies

ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme. (04:36)

Tags:  Hank Williams Jr.,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  Fox & Friends,  ESPN,  controversies,  Fox News,  performances,  under the desk,  country music,  Adolf Hitler,  Barack Obama,  Joe Biden,  Steve Doocy,  songs,  music,  men/women,  breasts,  football,  sports,  NFL,  video games,  Wii,  simulations,  golfing,  apologies,  Jimmy

Would Mark McGwire's head even fit on a Hall of Fame plaque? (6:22)

Tags:  Mike Lupica,  Mark McGwire,  interviews,  books,  sports,  Saginaw Spirit,  Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle,  hockey,  mascots,  Michael Jordan,  ESPN,  media

Senator George Allen reaches out to minorities, and NASA goes back into space. (0:27)

Tags:  intro,  George Allen,  Richard Branson,  Bill Simmons,  Comedy Central,  NASA,  space,  ESPN

EPSN's Bill Simmons obsesses over sports at the expense of every other part of his life, like most people. (5:52)

Tags:  Bill Simmons,  interviews,  books,  George W. Bush,  sports,  ESPN

Stephen demonstrates how the telestrator works on actual footage of Tony Blair playing soccer. (3:36)

Tags:  sports,  Tony Blair,  ESPN,  Terrell Owens,  Barry Bonds,  drugs,  American blankscape