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Stephen worries about the fate of his over-the-counter man-seed and responds to non-factual statements by Senator Jon Kyl. (04:41)
Stephen quells rumors that a catastrophic Formula 401 spill caused the rash of babies among The Report's staff. (00:52)
Stephen introduces WD-40-1 after artificial sperm threatens his Formula 401 sales. (02:31)
Stephen uses WD-40-1 to clean his desk. (00:07)
Stephen tries to decipher Glenn Beck's language and reviews "Sex and the City 2." (03:36)
Stephen introduces his own generic line of packaged sperm, and the Time-Traveling Brandy Thief strikes again. (03:44)
Formula 4 Your Eyes Only Invisible Spy Ink comes in printer cartridges fully loaded with boner toner. (03:43)
Stephen guarantees that every single sperm is beautiful with Formula 401: Beauty From My Beast. (03:18)
Stephen flips through his 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar. (00:06)
Stephen's Formula 401: G'Day Egg! was formulated in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse. (02:59)
Stephen announces his own bargain-priced generic daddy butter, Formula 01 Liquid Genetic Material. (03:15)
Your baby can look like whichever celebrity Stephen impersonates while creating Formula 401: A Star Is Born. (04:32)
America needs to get back in the game of overpopulation by instituting a one-child minimum policy and letting teens spread sex misinformation to their peers. (04:51)
A sperm bank offers a clearance sale, Canadian researchers invent the PolyPill, and veterans get dirty colonoscopies. (05:45)
Pick up some Formula 40-Woof today if you want your dog to be a winner. (02:02)
Proud father Stephen Colbert brings you the best clips of his mighty eagle offspring, Stephen Jr. (4:54)
If the aliens create an alien/human hybrid, Stephen wants to be the top half. (03:54)
Thank you, Muslim hipsters -- by wearing ironic T-shirts, you make the TSA's job that much easier. (3:28)
Stephen enlists Garrison Keillor's help for a folksy commercial for his own Formula 401. (5:42)
When a tanker truck full of Formula 401 jackknifes, Stephen decides to learn more about DNA. (5:59)