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A Look Back - April 2011

Stephen worries about the fate of his over-the-counter man-seed and responds to non-factual statements by Senator Jon Kyl. (04:41)

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Aired: 12/19/2011 | Views: 37,858

Sign Off - Formula 401 Rumors

Stephen quells rumors that a catastrophic Formula 401 spill caused the rash of babies among The Report's staff. (00:52)

Tags:  sign offPaul DinelloStephen's productsFormula 401kidspregnancyparentsColbert Nationsafetydogspetspoop & peework/office

Aired: 10/04/2011 | Views: 8,200

WD-40-1

Stephen introduces WD-40-1 after artificial sperm threatens his Formula 401 sales. (02:31)

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Aired: 04/06/2011 | Views: 23,714

Sign Off - WD-40-1 Cleaner

Stephen uses WD-40-1 to clean his desk. (00:07)

Tags:  sign offFormula 401Stephen's products

Aired: 04/06/2011 | Views: 9,253

A Look Back - May 2010

Stephen tries to decipher Glenn Beck's language and reviews "Sex and the City 2." (03:36)

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Aired: 12/20/2010 | Views: 50,171

A Look Back - April 2010

Stephen introduces his own generic line of packaged sperm, and the Time-Traveling Brandy Thief strikes again. (03:44)

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Aired: 12/20/2010 | Views: 31,464

Formula 4 Your Eyes Only

Formula 4 Your Eyes Only Invisible Spy Ink comes in printer cartridges fully loaded with boner toner. (03:43)

Tags:  Formula 401spyingbooksU.K.Great BritainhistoryWorld War Imasturbation

Aired: 10/11/2010 | Views: 32,416

Formula 401: Beauty From My Beast

Stephen guarantees that every single sperm is beautiful with Formula 401: Beauty From My Beast. (03:18)

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Aired: 07/07/2010 | Views: 24,292

Sign Off - 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar

Stephen flips through his 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar. (00:06)

Tags:  sign offFormula 401sexual advances

Aired: 07/07/2010 | Views: 21,459

Australian Sperm Shortage

Stephen's Formula 401: G'Day Egg! was formulated in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse. (02:59)

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Aired: 05/11/2010 | Views: 43,739

Formula 01 Liquid Genetic Material

Stephen announces his own bargain-priced generic daddy butter, Formula 01 Liquid Genetic Material. (03:15)

Tags:  geneticsFormula 401sciencehealthACLUlawsuitsbusiness

Aired: 04/15/2010 | Views: 25,523

Formula 401: A Star Is Born

Your baby can look like whichever celebrity Stephen impersonates while creating Formula 401: A Star Is Born. (04:32)

Tags:  pregnancycelebritiesimpressionsJimmymasturbationFormula 401Tom BrokawWilford BrimleyChristian Balepoop & peelookin' goodkids

Aired: 10/06/2009 | Views: 13,992

Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Make Babies

America needs to get back in the game of overpopulation by instituting a one-child minimum policy and letting teens spread sex misinformation to their peers. (04:51)

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Aired: 08/20/2009 | Views: 34,465

Cheating Death - Sperm Sale & Colonoscopies

A sperm bank offers a clearance sale, Canadian researchers invent the PolyPill, and veterans get dirty colonoscopies. (05:45)

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Aired: 04/01/2009 | Views: 22,131

Westminster Dog Show Snub - Formula 40-Woof

Pick up some Formula 40-Woof today if you want your dog to be a winner. (02:02)

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Aired: 02/11/2009 | Views: 28,245

Let the Eagle Soar

Proud father Stephen Colbert brings you the best clips of his mighty eagle offspring, Stephen Jr. (4:54)

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Aired: 12/22/2008 | Views: 11,608

Richard Garriott Takes Stephen to Space

If the aliens create an alien/human hybrid, Stephen wants to be the top half. (03:54)

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Aired: 09/18/2008 | Views: 53,414

Tip/Wag - Muslim Hipsters

Thank you, Muslim hipsters -- by wearing ironic T-shirts, you make the TSA's job that much easier. (3:28)

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Aired: 09/25/2007 | Views: 36,658

Garrison Keillor

Stephen enlists Garrison Keillor's help for a folksy commercial for his own Formula 401. (5:42)

Tags:  interviewsGarrison KeillorbooksFormula 401

Aired: 09/11/2007 | Views: 55,126

DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Jackknife

When a tanker truck full of Formula 401 jackknifes, Stephen decides to learn more about DNA. (5:59)

Tags:  Formula 401sciencePrescott GroupJesuscrimeDNA: Could It Happen To You?geneticshigh-fructose corn syrup

Aired: 08/14/2007 | Views: 63,443