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Stephen often fantasizes about being invited to George Clooney's Italian palazzo, getting drunk and going skinny-dipping in Lake Como. (03:27)
Ken Burns discusses the unforeseen consequences of Prohibition and the political and economic shifts that led to its end. (06:24)
Stephen has a hideous elephant seal named after him. (02:40)
If your name sounds like a terrorist's name, Stephen urges you to prove you are not a terrorist by turning yourself in. (4:03)
Stephen may have lost the Meta-Free-Phor-All to Sean Penn, but he will not lose his upcoming Hyperbole-Off to George Clooney. (0:34)
Stephen takes ordinary Americans' questions about Chinese outsourcing, aphrodisiacs, games, families and bootleg DVDs. (3:29)
Rugged good ol' boy Matthew McConaughey is out. Leftist pretty boy George Clooney is in. (4:58)
Randy Newman wonders whether he's at the McCarthy hearings -- and rolls over on George Clooney. (5:22)
Stephen tips his hat to Chevrolet and George Clooney, but wags his finger at Bill Cosby and food labels. (4:47)
Nowadays there are pizzas made for one, vacation packages designed for one -- what's next? Bicycles built for one? (3:08)
George Clooney speaking out about Darfur is the worst thing to happen since Paul Newman spoke out against the atrocities of the Hidden Valley ranch. (0:35)
Stephen is upset that George Clooney has taken it upon himself to be politically active instead of escapist and drug-addled. (4:19)
The number of complaints to the FCC about offensive broadcasting has declined, and Stephen is outraged at the lack of outrage. (3:48)
Stephen wants Jon Stewart to quickly return from Hollywood so that he can be "de-Clooneyed." (1:01)
Behold the awesome and terrifying power of the The DaColbert Code! (2:18)
Using the DaColbert Code, Stephen discovers who killed John F. Kennedy, who's to blame for the slow response to Hurricane Katrina and who will win this year's Academy Awards. (4:14)
Congressman Steve Rothman talks about New Jersey, the war in Iraq and what date movie he'd see with Stephen. (6:43)