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Kermit the Frog's German TV Offense - Hans Beinholtz

Episode #08096

Kermit the Frog violates German media law, but Stephen defends his reputation to Germany's UN ambassador, Hans Beinholtz. (04:51)

Tags:  Kermit the FrogHans BeinholtzappearancesThe Muppet ShowmoviesGermanylawsTVadvertisinginternational affairsJimmynudityKarl Rovelookin' goodphotosunder the deskpuppetskidsmental healthphilosophylying

Aired: 05/02/2012 | Views: 45,723
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Stephen Colbert's Shame Spiral - Senior Citizen Gymnasts

Episode #08082

After a German senior citizen thrives at the 2012 Gymnastics World Cup, Stephen laments the cellulite on his thumb. (03:47)

Tags:  Germanymental healthgymnasticssenior citizensunder the deskjunk foodexerciseweight/obesitysportsAmericone Dreamcompetitionsparentscryingaginglookin' goodinternational affairs

Aired: 04/09/2012 | Views: 20,733

Mark Ruffalo

Episode #08076

Actor Mark Ruffalo became an anti-fracking, clean water activist after seeing the technologies' detrimental impact on communities in Pennsylvania. (07:20)

Tags:  Mark Ruffalointerviewsfrackingpollutionwaterenergyaccept your apologyalternative energyNorth DakotaenvironmentmoviesnailedoilGermanyPennsylvaniaIncredible HulkhousingAmericaelitismadvertisingprotestsscience

Aired: 03/28/2012 | Views: 29,250

A Look Back - July 2011

Germany ranks as the world's least funny country, and Republicans prove that the government doesn't work. (05:48)

Tags:  exclusivesmashupsColbert Super PACGermanyHans Beinholtzgay/homosexualflagsRepublicansFirst AmendmentdebtvaginaspovertyRonald ReagangovernmentLord of the RingsMarcus BachmannshortagesGuantanamo BayartadvertisingNASAcandidates

Aired: 12/26/2011 | Views: 34,825

Yahweh or No Way - Altered Catholic Mass, Papal Seat Belt & Offensive Vodka Ad

Episode #08026

The Catholic Church revises the liturgy, Pope Benedict XVI gets caught riding the Popemobile without a seat belt, and a vodka ad offends Jews and Christians alike. (06:48)

Tags:  Yahweh or No WayCatholicreligionPope Benedict XVIpopesJesusGodGermanydrivingsafetyadvertisingJewishChristiandiscriminationcontroversiesHeaveneducationscandalsiPhonevideo gameslookin' goodphotosalcoholJimmyChristmasHanukkahholidaysJames Martinbasic cableBilly Joelsongsdogs

Aired: 11/29/2011 | Views: 80,237

European Investment Prospectus

Episode #08016

China won't bite on Europe's turd panini, so Stephen enlists the help of Hans Beinholtz to tempt possible investors. (05:15)

Tags:  EuropeEuropean UnionGreeceGermanyChinabailoutseconomydebtinternational affairsHans BeinholtzappearancesadvertisingbusinessfoodAngela MerkelGeorge W. Bushmoneylookin' goodphotosDavid Hasselhoffanimalsgross-outpoop & peesexculture

Aired: 11/03/2011 | Views: 57,323

European Union Collapse & War-Fueled Recovery

Episode #07119

The fastest way to start a European war is to piss off the Germans, so America should kick them in the schnitzels to jumpstart a World War II-style economic recovery. (04:27)

Tags:  EuropeEuropean UnioneconomydebtGreeceGermanyNaziwarsAdolf HitlerWorld War IIhistoryinternational affairsAmericaGreat DepressionEnglandcollegeasseslookin' goodAngela MerkelSilvio BerlusconisexHeroe$ CrawlBelgiumwork/officePolandmythologyphotosIncredible Hulkballsrecessionlabor

Aired: 09/21/2011 | Views: 46,609

European Union Collapse & War-Fueled Recovery - Chrystia Freeland

Episode #07119

Reuters' Global Editor-at-Large Chrystia Freeland believes the European financial crisis could be bigger than America's economic crisis in 2008. (05:04)

Tags:  Chrystia FreelandappearancesEuropeGermanyinternational affairsEuropean UnioneconomydebtbailoutsmoneyGreecewarsEnglandAmericarecessionalcoholSpainItalyHeroe$ CrawlHenry Kissingerconspiracies

Aired: 09/21/2011 | Views: 21,625

On Topic - Report Routines - You're Welcome

Stephen says "You're welcome" to President Barack Obama on behalf of the U.S. soldiers in Iraq and to himself for making The Report. (02:29)

Tags:  On TopicexclusivesmashupsartportraitBrent GlassChileChellie PingreeanimalsSouth CarolinaHuffington PostGermanyBarack Obamamilitarytroops

Aired: 08/29/2011 | Views: 33,178

Tip/Wag - Conservative John Lennon & Unfunny Germany

Episode #07087

John Lennon was a closet Republican, and a European poll ranks Germany as the world's least funny country in spite of the name of their breakfast cheese. (05:34)

Tags:  Tip/WagJohn LennonThe BeatlesappearancesconservativeHans BeinholtzperformancesmusicsongsRonald ReaganGermanydeathmen/womenJimmyhippieseconomyRepublicansphilosophypollsinternational affairschallenges

Aired: 07/11/2011 | Views: 40,637

We World War Won It

Episode #06126

Now that Germany has finished paying its reparations for World War I, it's time to lay off the Kaiser. (01:59)

Tags:  GermanyhistoryWorld War IwarsmediaI Did It!balloonsinternational affairs

Aired: 10/04/2010 | Views: 34,501

Greece Wither Soon - Scheherazade Rehman

Episode #06065

Scheherazade Rehman says the Germans did the right thing by bailing out Greece, but it was too little, too late. (07:07)

Tags:  Scheherazade Rehmaninterviewsfriend of the showGreeceeconomyinternational affairsriotsEuropeGermanybailoutsmoneyPapa BearBill O'ReillyJimmy

Aired: 05/10/2010 | Views: 33,155

Thought for Food - Mentally Ill Advertisers & German Cupcakes

Episode #06050

Burger King uses mental illness to sell food, KFC unveils the Double Down sandwich, and McDonald's introduces cupcakes to Germans. (06:41)

Tags:  Thought for FoodAfghanistanBurger KingKFCMcDonald'sfast foodadvertisingmental healthGermanyjunk foodappearancesHans Beinholtz

Aired: 04/13/2010 | Views: 113,026

Greece's Economic Downfall - Scheherazade Rehman

Episode #06031

Scheherazade Rehman discusses the likelihood of Greece receiving a bailout from the European Union. (06:59)

Tags:  Scheherazade RehmaninterviewsGreeceGoldman SachsEuropeGermanyinternational affairseconomymoneydebtbailoutsJimmy

Aired: 03/03/2010 | Views: 53,607

Intro - 08/18/09

Episode #05113

The German parliamentary election holds a surprise twist, and Robert Wright discusses religion's evolution. (00:34)

Tags:  introbooksGermanyelectionsRobert WrightreligionScientologyBrett FavresportsfootballNFLretirement

Aired: 08/18/2009 | Views: 4,290

Tip/Wag - German Campaign, Russian Dogs & Flying Rabbis

Episode #05113

Vera Lengsfeld uses sex to campaign in Germany, Russian dogs take the subway, and flying rabbis ward off swine flu. (06:10)

Tags:  Tip/WagGermanycampaignselectionsintrosexmen/womenRussiadogsanimalstransportationflyingJewishreligionepidemicsIsraelmusicinternational affairscracks upJimmycars/trucksbreasts

Aired: 08/18/2009 | Views: 47,774

Un-American News - Financial Edition

Episode #04126

Vladimir Putin's just jealous because America is winning the economic meltdown race. (04:54)

Tags:  economyRussiaGermanyFranceVenezuelaHugo ChavezBrazilVladimir Putininternational affairsUn-American News

Aired: 10/06/2008 | Views: 20,859

John McCain's Sausage Party

Episode #04094

While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus. (03:17)

Tags:  Barack ObamaJohn McCainIsraelGermanyspeechesIndecisionIndecision 2008elections

Aired: 07/24/2008 | Views: 52,735

Un-American News - U.S. Election Edition

Episode #04077

Barack Obama is being praised by every country with access to word processing technology. Sorry, Estonia, maybe next year. (4:36)

Tags:  Un-American NewsBarack ObamaIndecisionIndecision 2006electionsinternational affairsCubaFidel CastroGermanyJapanMorning Musume vs. Komodo Dragonflagslapel pins

Aired: 06/11/2008 | Views: 45,818

Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Oliver Pocher

Episode #04024

Stephen puts so-called German comedian Oliver Pocher on notice! (2:21)

Tags:  Who's Riding My Coattails Now?GermanyOliver PocherOn Notice/Dead to MeValentine's Day

Aired: 02/14/2008 | Views: 121,841