Episode #08101

God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate. (02:25)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  men/women,  religion,  marriage,  laws,  evolution,  monkeys!,  restaurants,  Bible,  God,  Jesus,  Adam and Eve,  sex,  discrimination,  Robert Jeffress

Episode #08095

Election advertising gets ugly, God sanctions cuts to the poor, and Carne Ross believes democracy is defective. (00:35)

Tags:  intro,  ethnic,  campaigns,  advertising,  America,  poverty,  government,  God,  religion,  Carne Ross,  democracy,  American Idol,  TSA,  breasts,  plastic surgery,  terrorism,  explosions,  bombs,  lookin' good,  profiling

Episode #08090

Former Texas Board of Education Chairman Don McLeroy discusses the documentary "The Revisionaries," science in textbooks and religious conservatism. (06:41)

Tags:  Don McLeroy,  interviews,  education,  creationism,  evolution,  documentaries,  Jimmy,  science,  religion,  Bible,  Satan,  Thomas Jefferson,  voting,  high five,  controversies,  Texas,  school,  God,  dinosaurs,  history,  Tea Party,  founding fathers,  conservative,  miracles,  truthiness,  Charles Darwin,  atheist,  censorship,  dreams

Episode #08086

The NRA Annual Meeting draws a star-studded lineup of conservative, gun-loving Republicans, plus Mitt Romney. (03:48)

Tags:  NRA,  guns,  Second Amendment,  Newt Gingrich,  civil rights,  God,  human rights,  Bill of Rights,  St. Louis,  Republicans,  laws,  Charlton Heston,  photos,  conservative,  Mitt Romney,  international affairs,  murder,  crime,  weapons,  Constitution,  England,  the moon,  religion

Episode #08078

"Holy Rollers" shows the sacred side of Sin City, Pope Benedict XVI believes Marxism no longer corresponds to reality, and a perfumer honors the pope with a signature cologne. (05:33)

Tags:  Yahweh or No Way,  Las Vegas,  Cuba,  Christian,  gambling,  Fidel Castro,  Raul Castro,  Catholic,  Pope Benedict XVI,  fashion,  lookin' good,  Pope John Paul II,  communism,  popes,  Jesus,  Bible,  Israel,  Ronald Reagan,  Cold War,  Jewish,  movies,  parody,  Jimmy,  religion,  God,  celebrities,  documentaries

Episode #08072

Stephen takes Wall Street executive Greg Smith to task for breaking the sacred trust of "The Street." (03:14)

Tags:  Greg Smith,  Wall Street,  business,  Goldman Sachs,  print media,  New York Times,  protests,  scandals,  Lloyd Blankfein,  God,  religion,  The Muppet Show,  money,  sports,  Jewish

Episode #08062

Mitt Romney connects with empty seats, and Rick Santorum promotes the real American Dream of future generations having less opportunity. (06:57)

Tags:  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Michigan,  Detroit,  primaries,  Florida,  NASCAR,  auto racing,  Jimmy,  Barack Obama,  environment,  food,  photos,  college,  education,  religion,  elitism,  photos,  God,  hot dogs,  atheist,  left-wing,  appearances,  labor,  science,  statistics,  costumes,  campaigns,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012,  speeches,  wealth

Episode #08060

As America's most famous Catholic, Stephen must set a good example during Lent. (03:15)

Tags:  Lent,  holidays,  Catholic,  God,  religion,  appearances,  costumes,  under the desk,  photos,  bar mitzvahs,  food,  crack,  drugs,  animals,  basketball,  Jeremy Lin

Episode #08060

By using predictive analytics, Target doesn't just track when customers buy sheets, they know what customers are doing between the sheets. (06:05)

Tags:  The Word,  business,  shopping,  spying,  pregnancy,  men/women,  kids,  parents,  Star Wars,  Internet,  Google,  God,  cults,  menstrual cycle,  advertising

Episode #08058

Rick Santorum calls on humans to husband the earth's resources before fracking her good all night long. (04:42)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  polls,  Satan,  Bible,  Christian,  religion,  wars,  Hell,  Barack Obama,  mongering,  energy,  oil,  environment,  fracking,  Address the Mess,  God,  America,  Jimmy,  marriage,  photos,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012,  Adam and Eve

Episode #08057

Barack Obama launches a vengeful health care crusade against the Catholic church, essentially forcing priests to hand out condoms at mass. (06:54)

Tags:  Catholic,  birth control,  health,  insurance,  laws,  Barack Obama,  secret Muslim,  religion,  Jimmy,  The Crusades,  Pope Benedict XVI,  demonstrations,  under the desk,  Jesus,  God,  France,  history,  taxes,  charity,  money,  Benjamin Franklin,  founding fathers,  First Amendment,  Mitt Romney,  STDs,  Rick Santorum,  campaigns,  Republicans

Episode #08045

More controversial political ads emerge, God's matchmaking skills come into question, and Jennifer Granholm considers America's fight for jobs. (00:35)

Tags:  intro,  advertising,  controversies,  Colbert Super PAC,  God,  dating,  Jennifer Granholm,  books,  unemployment,  America,  Mitt Romney,  Newt Gingrich,  Rick Perry,  polls,  Texas,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08045

ChristianMingle.com helps Christian singles find God's match for them, and Pastor Ed Young challenges married couples to have seven straight days of sex. (05:20)

Tags:  Yahweh or No Way,  God,  Bible,  Internet,  sex,  Jesus,  Ed Young,  marriage,  books,  young Stephen,  lookin' good,  animals,  friends,  Christian,  dating,  religion,  Adam and Eve,  men/women

Episode #08044

Jon Huntsman goes back to the Land's End catalog he came from, and Southern Evangelicals get behind Rick Santorum. (04:36)

Tags:  Jon Huntsman,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Texas,  conservative,  Christian,  Colbert 2012,  ethnic,  Jimmy,  lookin' good,  gay/homosexual,  sex,  men/women,  popes,  asses,  religion,  God,  candidates,  campaigns,  Indecision 2012,  discrimination,  primaries,  South Carolina,  Baptist

Episode #08042

According to a South Carolina poll, the Colbert Bump reflected off of Jon Huntsman and bounced back to Stephen. (03:48)

Tags:  primaries,  South Carolina,  Colbert 2012,  Mitt Romney,  Jon Huntsman,  polls,  media,  Colbert Bump,  New Hampshire,  voting,  God,  ethnic,  money,  audience interaction,  Colbert Nation,  campaigns,  alcohol,  Republicans,  candidates,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08039

A new tool aids in the war on terror, a TV host speaks to God, and Steve Case talks about his latest Internet venture. (00:33)

Tags:  intro,  war on terror,  terrorism,  torture,  TV,  Larry King,  God,  Steve Case,  Internet,  asses,  poop & pee,  art

Episode #08039

Pat Robertson plays Twenty Questions with God and finds out that the only way to save America is through overwhelming prayer. (06:02)

Tags:  Pat Robertson,  televangelism,  God,  Christian,  religion,  appearances,  under the desk,  costumes,  prayer hat,  giant foam hands,  animals,  food,  nuclear,  Quetzalcoatl,  Jimmy,  economy,  The 700 Club,  Barack Obama,  Jon Huntsman,  toys & games,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  future

Episode #08029

Self-proclaimed Third Eagle of the Apocalypse William Tapley shares his Denver International Airport conspiracy theory. (08:17)

Tags:  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  on location,  Denver,  apocalypse,  conspiracies,  Christian,  art,  flying,  aliens,  penises,  balls,  asses,  fashion,  songs,  performances,  security,  God,  Satan,  government,  riots,  dogs,  animals,  Stonehenge

Episode #08026

The Catholic Church revises the liturgy, Pope Benedict XVI gets caught riding the Popemobile without a seat belt, and a vodka ad offends Jews and Christians alike. (06:48)

Tags:  Yahweh or No Way,  Catholic,  religion,  Pope Benedict XVI,  popes,  Jesus,  God,  Germany,  driving,  safety,  advertising,  Jewish,  Christian,  discrimination,  controversies,  Heaven,  education,  scandals,  iPhone,  video games,  lookin' good,  photos,  alcohol,  Jimmy,  Christmas,  Hanukkah,  holidays,  James Martin,  basic cable,  Billy Joel,  songs,  dogs

Episode #08025

Barack Obama forgets that Jesus was at the first Thanksgiving, Mitt Romney takes Obama's words out of context, and Lululemon endorses Objectivism. (05:44)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Barack Obama,  Mitt Romney,  Thanksgiving,  holidays,  religion,  Jesus,  God,  advertising,  Indecision 2012,  Indecision,  candidates,  campaigns,  miracles,  history,  Christian,  Native American,  Ayn Rand,  literary references,  books,  exercise,  fashion,  conservative,  food,  junk food,  John McCain,  hip hop