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Stephen thanks the heroes for their donations and reveals how Colbert Super PAC will spend its $1 million. (03:58)
Mitt Romney wins the Iowa caucus, but Rick Santorum proves that a man with a vision, a willingness to work hard and a laser-like homophobia can make a mark. (03:11)
The Super Bowl of old Midwestern people sitting in folding chairs in a high school gym is upon us. (06:50)
Hosni Mubarack gets jilted by 80 million Egyptians, Rick Santorum addresses his long-time Google problem, and Jimmy Fallon becomes Stephen's best friend for six months. (04:54)
Google might be affecting search results for their own benefit, and legendary rock band Radiohead performs. (00:25)
Web searches are enshrined in America's founding documents, and cigarettes have a First Amendment right to be alive with pleasure. (04:54)
Evangelical scientists break up the Bible's most famous couple, and Rick Santorum puts the issue of gay marriage into terms everyday people can understand. (05:09)
Technology turns people into empty flesh terminals that rely on it for all their ideas, memories and relationships. (05:40)
NBC's boob week is just a cheap ratings grope, so Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to demand equal time for the booty. (04:06)
Stephen is all over the Twitter and other social networks, tracking celebrity death updates, not-intended-to-be-factual posts about Jon Kyl and other existential hopes. (03:59)
If the FEC allows his Super PAC, Stephen promises to make ads that are even less responsible than Turn Right USA's racist, misogynistic ads. (03:30)
Michele Bachmann announces her candidacy at the second Republican debate, and Tim Pawlenty runs for Mitt Romney's vice president. (08:23)
Rick Santorum complains about his permanent association with Dan Savage's awful definition. (03:23)
The tech world is rocked as Google catches Bing in the act of copying its search results. (02:23)
Stephen estimates the rally attendance and takes a fond look back at the heroes in their fearful finest. (02:43)
Stephen demonstrates different combinations of sex since he's done it in every way imaginable. (02:31)
Poverty in America is at an all-time high, Craigslist shuts down its adult services, and Google CEO Eric Schmidt searches for himself. (00:32)
Stephen closely monitors every ad on Colbertslist to make sure they're free from sexual solicitation. (03:05)
Google CEO Eric Schmidt wants people to remember that when you post something online, computers will remember it forever. (05:35)
Surgically altering your appearance and getting rid of old friends will make you the ideal job candidate. (04:28)