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Stephen's financial advisor, Gorlock, has assured him that the Dow will continue to rise indefinitely. (02:16)
Andrew Young gives credit to George W. Bush for setting the table for an Obama presidency. (05:40)
Gorlock, if you are watching from your nutrient pod, sell all Stephen's holdings in the scarce rarium mines. (00:28)
Don't lose confidence because of Bear Stearns -- lose confidence because it's the right thing to do. (3:44)
Stephen is pissed at his financial advisor for not warning him about the big Dow drop this morning. (1:09)
Malcolm Gladwell says that if Abe Lincoln took an IQ test today, he'd be classified as mentally retarded. (6:29)