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The National Defense Authorization Act strikes at the heart of the most notorious safe haven for terrorists: the U.S. Constitution. (05:58)
Germany ranks as the world's least funny country, and Republicans prove that the government doesn't work. (05:48)
The soft-on-terror-crats mischaracterize Michigan's ice shaving machines as a frivolous waste of tax money, but there's no reason that fighting terror shouldn't be fun. (04:42)
America should handle credit ratings agencies the way it does all terrorists: by marching the marines into their offices and whisking them off to Gitmo. (03:19)
Scandal won't bring down Rupert Murdoch, Gitmo detainees get dangerous, and Jose Antonio Vargas admits to being an illegal immigrant. (00:34)
Gitmo detainees craft a dangerous new weapon behind bars that may shatter our aesthetic paradigm. (03:19)
Richard Haass explains what Osama bin Laden's death means for America's relations with Pakistan. (05:19)
The FAA needs to put sleepy air traffic controllers in coach seats, Casio becomes the wristwatch of terrorists, and the postal service prints the wrong Lady Liberty. (03:55)
Anthony Romero explains why America needs the ACLU to support the Constitution, now that it has Tea Partiers. (05:42)
Joe Barton apologizes for his misconstrued misconstruction, and pundits call the BP escrow account unconstitutional. (03:42)
Gitmo prisoners may have been tortured with rock music, and Bill Simmons talks about his 700-page book on basketball. (00:30)
Rosanne Cash explains why she doesn't want her music used to torture Gitmo detainees. (06:37)
Investigating prisoner abuse will be a political food fight, and that is messier than torture. (03:31)
Someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees, and Stephen nails poet Paul Muldoon. (00:30)
Uighurs should stop having so much fun, and Donald H. Crosby wants to know who the hell Stephen Colbert is. (04:52)
Evidently, you can't leave prisoners at Gitmo, and the Christian Children's Foundation changes its name. (00:31)
To join the conservative real world, Obama will need a magical unicorn, a dictionary and proof that global warming doesn't exist. (02:27)
Instead of putting Al Qaeda terrorists in our neighborhoods, we can send them to Dick Cheney's ranch. (04:53)
Julia Sweig explains why America should bother opening trade relations with Cuba. (03:41)
Condoleezza Rice and Dick Cheney should have to explain their nuanced rationale for torture to a jury of children. (05:57)