Rush Limbaugh shares his kung pao jibber-jabber and compares NFL games to gang violence. (03:23)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Rush Limbaugh,  Hu Jintao,  China,  Chinese,  Talib Kweli,  music,  African American,  Arizona,  laws,  government,  history,  Black History Month,  George Washington,  food,  Lewis Black,  Abraham Lincoln,  slavery,  vampires,  The Daily Show,  weight/obesity,  sports,  NFL,  gangs,  weapons,  Al Sharpton,  Barack Obama,  Ohio,  John Kasich,  stereotypes,  Hispanic,  Power Rangers,  pop culture

Rick Santorum prefers incarcerated fathers, and Stephen reveals his affinity for gingerbread men. (02:49)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Rick Santorum,  New Hampshire,  prison,  family,  Rosie O'Donnell,  Charles Manson,  Christmas,  gay/homosexual,  food,  New York City,  parades,  animals,  troops,  Richard Nixon,  Hispanic,  Spanish,  firefighters,  government

Stopping illegal immigration may require alligators, moats and electrified fences. (02:58)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  immigration,  Hispanic,  laws,  Mexico,  Spanish,  Herman Cain,  Tennessee,  Martin Sheen,  media,  Barack Obama,  animals,  Mitt Romney,  Republicans,  Latino,  Scott Douglas,  Alabama,  family,  government

Episode #08081

Novelist Anne Rice discusses her book "The Wolf Gift," and whether or not she fears an eternity of being poked in the hiney with a hot pitchfork. (05:56)

Tags:  Anne Rice,  interviews,  books,  supernatural,  animals,  monsters,  vampires,  Hell,  Satan,  gay/homosexual,  Hispanic,  Catholic,  religion,  Christian,  Jewish,  Jesus

Episode #08080

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos. (04:20)

Tags:  Latino,  Hispanic,  Mitt Romney,  Mexico,  parents,  Mormon,  Colbert Super PAC,  advertising,  stereotypes,  ethnic,  voting,  Spanish,  dogs,  candidates,  immigration,  Indecision 2012,  Republicans,  media,  polygamy,  polls,  under the desk,  Jimmy

Episode #08052

Mitt Romney attacks Newt Gingrich for calling Spanish "the language of the ghetto." (03:13)

Tags:  Hispanic,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  debates,  Florida,  primaries,  campaigns,  advertising,  appearances,  Jimmy,  Spanish,  translations,  wealth,  Jewish,  junk food,  Stephen's products,  dancing,  music,  performances,  immigration,  border security,  history,  costumes,  teens,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08051

John Harwood, Katrina vanden Heuvel and David Cassidy share their thoughts on Newt Gingrich's sex appeal, Mitt Romney's wealth and Connecticut's tacos. (06:27)

Tags:  John Harwood,  Katrina vanden Heuvel,  David Cassidy,  appearances,  Mitt Romney,  Newt Gingrich,  Florida,  primaries,  adultery,  marriage,  divorce,  sexual advances,  wealth,  men/women,  business,  Republicans,  friend of the show,  celebrities,  Jimmy,  controversies,  Connecticut,  football,  stereotypes,  racism,  Latino,  Hispanic,  money,  food

Episode #08044

Activist Scott Douglas advocates the overturn of Alabama's HB 56 anti-immigrant law and calls for a single, fair immigration law across the U.S. (05:58)

Tags:  Scott Douglas,  interviews,  laws,  Alabama,  immigration,  police business,  Hispanic,  Latino,  ethnic,  don't see color,  crime,  Martin Luther King Jr.,  civil rights,  discrimination,  stereotypes,  racism,  African American,  Martin Luther King Day,  labor,  food,  weapons,  history,  protests

Episode #08041

Dead people disrespect the sanctity of life by choosing to be dead, and a Papa John's cashier identifies a customer with a racial slur. (04:19)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  health,  insurance,  death,  poverty,  accountability,  unemployment,  conspiracies,  Bobby,  Eric Drysdale,  photos,  Obama administration,  doctors,  restaurants,  Asian,  Hispanic,  ethnic,  gay/homosexual,  racism,  stereotypes,  discrimination,  terminations,  food,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08011

Alabama tries to free up farm jobs for Americans by strengthening immigration laws, but there's a small hiccup in the plan. (06:00)

Tags:  Alabama,  farming,  immigration,  Hispanic,  Mexican,  labor,  profiling,  laws,  ethnic,  I Called It!,  stereotypes,  Jimmy,  police business,  prison,  crime,  Congress,  Georgia,  Republicans,  bacon,  the South,  trials/hearings,  Bible,  food,  unemployment,  Spanish

Episode #08003

Herman Cain thinks homosexuality is a choice, which means that, every day, Herman Cain gets up and chooses not to be gay. (04:13)

Tags:  Herman Cain,  gay/homosexual,  genetics,  science,  discrimination,  books,  The View,  Joy Behar,  Republicans,  candidates,  ethnic,  photos,  Abraham Lincoln,  Hispanic,  parents,  Jimmy,  sex,  men/women,  vaginas,  African American,  apologies,  Richard Nixon,  lookin' good,  under the desk,  John Boehner,  Martin Luther King Jr.,  speeches,  Spanish

Episode #07101

A half-black, half-Hispanic Spider-Man replaces a dead Peter Parker, setting a terrible precedent for superhero diversity. (02:33)

Tags:  Spider-Man,  fans,  nerd alert,  comics,  death,  African American,  Hispanic,  diversity,  Asian,  Superman,  immigration,  stereotypes,  gay/homosexual,  musicals,  theater,  the heroes,  ethnic

Episode #07095

Summer's Eve's ad campaign features talking vaginas, but Stephen wants to target men's deeply troubling genitals for a change. (05:47)

Tags:  vaginas,  advertising,  puppets,  African American,  civil rights,  Martin Luther King Jr.,  Hispanic,  Spanish,  Jimmy,  penises,  balls,  masturbation,  sex,  douchebags,  men/women,  stereotypes,  ethnic,  sexism,  cracks up,  the heroes,  animation

Episode #07081

Talib Kweli thinks his conscious rapper label is a limitation and a compliment. (04:00)

Tags:  Talib Kweli,  interviews,  StePhest Colbchella '011,  music,  hip hop,  Arizona,  immigration,  laws,  African American,  Hispanic,  racism,  profiling,  police business,  costumes,  culture

Episode #07064

President Obama's idea to secure the border with an alligator-filled moat sounds familiar and brilliant to Stephen. (03:04)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  immigration,  border security,  Texas,  speeches,  citizenship,  Hispanic,  Jimmy,  Who's Riding My Coattails Now?,  montages,  Latino

Episode #06138

A Nevada campaign ad urges Hispanic voters to stay at home, and gays finally stop undermining the sanctity of straight voting. (03:43)

Tags:  Democrats,  America,  dating,  Mitch McConnell,  Nevada,  advertising,  campaigns,  Hispanic,  voting,  gay/homosexual,  midterm elections,  Indecision 2010,  Indecision,  photos,  Sharron Angle,  ethnic

Episode #06137

A gay editor, a Mexican guy, an imam, a grizzly coddler and a possible robot scare the crap out of Stephen. (06:41)

Tags:  Rally to Restore Sanity,  March to Keep Fear Alive,  Internet,  technology,  mongering,  gay/homosexual,  immigration,  Islamic,  bears,  robots,  Hispanic

Episode #06137

Stephen knows that Muslims feel anger and gay people are often very sad, but he isn't sure if bears have feelings. (03:59)

Tags:  Rally to Restore Sanity,  March to Keep Fear Alive,  mongering,  gay/homosexual,  immigration,  Islamic,  bears,  robots,  Hispanic,  British

Episode #06122

Ken Burns says the steroids era in baseball wasn't as bad as the gambling scandals or the exclusion of African Americans. (06:52)

Tags:  Ken Burns,  interviews,  documentaries,  baseball,  sports,  Bud Light Lime,  steroids,  immigration,  Hispanic,  Islamic,  scandals,  gambling,  Jimmy

Episode #06085

Julian Castro believes Arizona's immigration law comes from legitimate frustration, but the legislation goes overboard. (05:29)

Tags:  Julian Castro,  interviews,  Texas,  immigration,  Hispanic,  Arizona,  lawsuits,  Spanish,  history,  Mexico,  ethnic,  laws