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Better Know a District - Illinois' 18th - Aaron Schock Update

Episode #07068

Aaron Schock believes fetuses have the right to bear arms and acknowledges his six-pack abs. (04:41)

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Aired: 05/19/2011 | Views: 44,122

Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th

Episode #06023

Shouting verbal abuses at the Wieners Circle is a lot of fun, but families might want to steer clear of the kids' menu. (02:52)

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Aired: 02/10/2010 | Views: 53,714

Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th - Mike Quigley

Episode #06023

Mike Quigley does a quick improv scene with Stephen and refuses to embarrass his district by singing. (05:34)

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Aired: 02/10/2010 | Views: 6,548

Intro - 04/15/09

Episode #05050

It's tax day, or as many Americans call it, "Oh my God, it's 11:30." (00:34)

Tags:  introtaxesIllinoisJim Lehrer

Aired: 04/15/2009 | Views: 2,893

Better Know a District - Illinois' 18th - Aaron Schock

Episode #05050

Stephen may have chemistry with Congressman Aaron Schock, but he's keeping it professional. (06:58)

Tags:  Better Know a DistrictIllinoisAaron Schockappearanceslookin' goodstimulus packageCongressSecond AmendmentAbraham Lincolngunsabortionon locationbusinessBarack Obamasexual advanceslet's move onSTDsfraternity/sororitysocialismRepublicans

Aired: 04/15/2009 | Views: 75,888

Rod Blagojevich Is Arrested

Episode #04158

Rod Blagojevich could have just been pawning his wedding ring or selling puppies out of his trunk. (02:28)

Tags:  Rod BlagojevichPatrick FitzgeraldBarack ObamaIllinoiscorruptionscandalscrimewiretapping

Aired: 12/09/2008 | Views: 11,351

Better Know a District - Illinois' 9th - Jan Schakowsky

Episode #03073

Stephen visits the district on the North Shore of Chicago, home of Northwestern University, Wrigley Field and Mayor McCheese. (4:09)

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Aired: 06/04/2007 | Views: 43,286

Hometown Hero Town - Naperville, IL

Episode #03064

In Naperville, if you're too drunk to drive, you can get your car towed to your house. (1:09)

Tags:  Hometown Hero TownIllinois

Aired: 05/10/2007 | Views: 26,612

Exclusive - Better Know a District - Illinois' 17th - Phil Hare Pt. 1

Episode #03036

In this Better Know a District outtake, Stephen asks Representative Phil Hare about embalming congressmen. ()

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Aired: 03/19/2007 | Views: 56,176

Emanuel Attacks Stephen

Episode #03037

Congressman Rahm Emanuel tells freshman students to avoid Stephen, and Stephen fights back by offering the congressman a severed finger. (2:36)

Tags:  WashingtonAmericamoviesRahm EmanuelBetter Know a DistrictSteve CohenethnicCNNDemocratsIllinois

Aired: 03/19/2007 | Views: 9,240

Jerome Groopman

Episode #03037

Dr. Jerome Groopman discusses "How Doctors Think" and explains that Dr. Gregory House is based on Sherlock Holmes, who was addicted to cocaine, not heroine. (6:07)

Tags:  Jerome GroopmaninterviewsbooksGrey's AnatomyhealthIllinoisDr. Gregory HousedrugsdoctorsExpert

Aired: 03/19/2007 | Views: 31,663

Alpha Dog of the Week - Pennies

Episode #03037

After getting charged triple the amount of his normal electric bill, Robert Hancock paid the damage in pennies and is thus named Alpha Dog of the Week. (1:22)

Tags:  Alpha Dog of the WeekIllinoismoneyenergybusiness

Aired: 03/19/2007 | Views: 2,829

Intro - 3/15/07

Episode #03036

In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to Ayaan Hirsi Ali about fundamentalist Islam, and President Bush returns from his trip to Latin America. (0:35)

Tags:  introGeorge W. BushAlberto GonzalesIllinoisIslamicreligion

Aired: 03/15/2007 | Views: 101,335

Better Know a District - Illinois' 17th - Phil Hare

Episode #03036

Stephen takes his vitamin E -- a couple of caplets in the mouth keeps the blood flow going south. (6:01)

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Aired: 03/15/2007 | Views: 118,082

Debra Dickerson

Episode #03020

Stephen examines whether or not Barack Obama is black with the help of Debra Dickerson. (6:39)

Tags:  Barack ObamaethnicAbraham LincolnIllinoisDebra DickersoninterviewsbooksAmericaAfricavotingfamilyMartin Luther King Jr.

Aired: 02/08/2007 | Views: 90,066

ThreatDown - Tom Hanks

Episode #02053

Tom Hanks' latest movie questions the divinity of Jesus -- not to mention, what's with the hair? (5:26)

Tags:  ThreatDownTom HanksGeorge W. BushbearsArlen SpecterIllinoisbooksmusicLL Cool JmoneymoviesreligionJesus

Aired: 04/25/2006 | Views: 3,157

Intro - 11/17/05

Episode #01020

Stephen Colbert discusses the new definition of manliness and makes Tim Robbins get off the fence on Iraq. (0:33)

Tags:  introballsenvironmentIllinoishealthIraqoilTim Robbins

Aired: 11/17/2005 | Views: 878

ThreatDown - Children

Episode #01020

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's daughter Annie has a severe case of the absolutely adorables. (4:35)

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Aired: 11/17/2005 | Views: 4,293