Americans commercialize and groundhog up the ancient Christo-Pagan rite of Candlemas, completely losing sight of its true meaning. (02:33)

Tags:  Groundhog Day,  Punxsutawney Phil,  weather,  costumes,  animals,  snakes,  insects,  history,  religion,  holidays,  Christian,  Jesus,  sexual advances,  songs,  pagan

ChristianMingle.com helps Christian singles find God's match for them, and Pastor Ed Young challenges married couples to have seven straight days of sex. (05:20)

Tags:  Yahweh or No Way,  God,  Bible,  Internet,  sex,  Jesus,  Ed Young,  marriage,  books,  young Stephen,  lookin' good,  animals,  friends,  Christian,  dating,  religion,  Adam and Eve,  men/women

Rick Perry's family hunting cabin causes racial controversy; Stephen remembers chosing to be a straight, right-handed, Caucasian male; and Occupy Wall Street goes global. (04:13)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Rick Perry,  African American,  ESPN,  football,  Hank Williams Jr.,  John Lithgow,  Herman Cain,  gay/homosexual,  Occupy Wall Street,  Italy,  Libya,  Muammar al-Gaddafi,  advertising,  smoking,  holidays,  Jesus,  Christian,  sports,  NBA,  Toby Keith,  songs,  assassinations,  junk food,  campaigns,  religion,  controversies

Seal Team Six takes down Osama bin Laden, Donald Trump decides to run for president "in his mind," and Colbert PAC contends with Viacom lawyers. (05:21)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Osama bin Laden,  natural disasters,  David Letterman,  Glee,  gay/homosexual,  Republicans,  print media,  Hillary Clinton,  Donald Trump,  candidates,  Jesus,  Geoffrey Rush,  Viacom,  Colbert Super PAC,  Rally to Restore Sanity,  animals,  dogs,  Mike Huckabee,  Arnold Schwarzenegger,  Newt Gingrich,  John Lithgow,  performances,  basketball,  Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,  Sarah Palin,  slavery,  audience interaction,  kids,  apocalypse,  assassinations,  military,  Barack Obama,  religion,  media,  scandals

Stephen worries about the fate of his over-the-counter man-seed and responds to non-factual statements by Senator Jon Kyl. (04:41)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  government,  Glenn Beck,  Fox News,  James Franco,  Hugo Vickers,  British,  Marilyn Monroe,  Jon Kyl,  Twitter,  gay/homosexual,  Morgan Spurlock,  Jesus,  Bible,  Donald Trump,  African American,  masturbation,  Ron Paul,  Charles Manson,  global warming,  CNN,  gardening,  culture,  Formula 401,  Ice-T,  Joe Scarborough,  same-sex marriage,  parenting,  marijuana,  Easter,  Jeff Greenfield

Department stores stop offering free gift wrapping, Santa lowers kids' expectations, and Arizona families fight the war on Christmas, fully armed. (05:46)

Tags:  Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude,  war on Christmas,  Christmas,  holidays,  Lincoln Chafee,  Raiders of the Lost Ark,  shopping,  gifts & presents,  Santa Claus,  economy,  kids,  money,  crying,  growing up,  bikes,  Sweetness,  under the desk,  guns,  Jesus

Stephen decks The Colbert Report studio with a full Advent's worth of cheer. (02:21)

Tags:  Christmas,  holidays,  Peabody Awards,  Jesus,  religion,  Catholic,  lookin' good,  sexual advances,  songs,  Jimmy,  balls,  Jewish,  birthdays,  Bigfoot

The Catholic Church revises the liturgy, Pope Benedict XVI gets caught riding the Popemobile without a seat belt, and a vodka ad offends Jews and Christians alike. (06:48)

Tags:  Yahweh or No Way,  Catholic,  religion,  Pope Benedict XVI,  popes,  Jesus,  God,  Germany,  driving,  safety,  advertising,  Jewish,  Christian,  discrimination,  controversies,  Heaven,  education,  scandals,  iPhone,  video games,  lookin' good,  photos,  alcohol,  Jimmy,  Christmas,  Hanukkah,  holidays,  James Martin,  basic cable,  Billy Joel,  songs,  dogs

Barack Obama forgets that Jesus was at the first Thanksgiving, Mitt Romney takes Obama's words out of context, and Lululemon endorses Objectivism. (05:44)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Barack Obama,  Mitt Romney,  Thanksgiving,  holidays,  religion,  Jesus,  God,  advertising,  Indecision 2012,  Indecision,  candidates,  campaigns,  miracles,  history,  Christian,  Native American,  Ayn Rand,  literary references,  books,  exercise,  fashion,  conservative,  food,  junk food,  John McCain,  hip hop

The Herman Cain scandal continues to unfold, Stephen says goodbye to a classic dessert, and Father Jim Martin discusses the role of humor in a spiritual life. (00:34)

Tags:  intro,  Herman Cain,  scandals,  sexual advances,  food,  junk food,  James Martin,  religion,  miracles,  Jesus,  Catholic,  Italian,  debt,  economy,  European Union

Michigan Senate Republicans pants an anti-bullying law and stuff it in a locker, adding moral and religious exemptions to it. (05:11)

Tags:  The Word,  teens,  laws,  government,  gay/homosexual,  discrimination,  school,  Michigan,  Republicans,  conservative,  Christian,  religion,  Bible,  God,  morality,  freedom of speech,  nerd alert,  Jesus,  men/women,  menstrual cycle

Father Jim Martin believes that Jesus had a great sense of humor, but most people in the 21st century just don't get his jokes. (06:04)

Tags:  James Martin,  interviews,  friend of the show,  religion,  Catholic,  Christian,  Colbert Nation,  Bible,  Jesus,  God,  Heaven,  culture,  history,  mental health,  death

Stephen presents the dramatic conclusion of his Occupy Wall Street co-occupation. (07:35)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  on location,  New York City,  Occupy Wall Street,  Wall Street,  protests,  business,  money,  fundraising,  Jimmy,  costumes,  Che Guevara,  Dick Armey,  Tea Party,  massages,  wealth,  slogans,  Japanese,  rants,  sexual advances,  Cuba,  discrimination,  Jesus,  alcohol,  photos,  fashion,  racism,  Supreme Court,  corruption

The NFL fines Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline, and Stephen debuts the second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad. (06:19)

Tags:  Sport Report,  Colbert Super PAC,  NFL,  football,  NBA,  basketball,  advertising,  Jimmy,  photos,  Mark Cuban,  Dallas Mavericks,  David Stern,  unions,  controversies,  money,  business,  Troy Polamalu,  health,  family,  God,  Jesus,  Christmas,  holidays,  sexual advances,  lockouts,  contract negotiations,  animals,  World Series,  St. Louis Cardinals,  baseball,  cell phones,  Ben Roethlisberger,  Tom Brady,  injuries,  my mistake,  Virgin Mary,  Texas,  Christian,  religion,  violence,  local news team,  Dallas

Planet huggers turn America's Almond Joy into almond shame, and a Christian group in Texas hands out Bibles instead of candy. (03:31)

Tags:  Halloween,  holidays,  costumes,  kids,  Jesus,  Christian,  religion,  Texas,  Bible,  young Stephen,  photos,  health,  huggers,  Colbertisms,  Scientology,  zombies,  death,  environment,  shopping,  capitalism,  poop & pee,  growing up,  Address the Mess,  pranks

Stephen's pro-NBA-owner Super PAC ad is sure to bring the NBA lockout crisis to an end -- if ABC's Dallas affiliate, WFAA, ever airs it. (6:34)

Tags:  Sport Report,  NBA,  advertising,  Colbert Super PAC,  basketball,  Mark Cuban,  money,  wealth,  business,  economy,  unemployment,  work/office,  unions,  Dallas Mavericks,  Colbert Nation,  audience interaction,  conspiracies,  Jimmy,  photos,  the heroes,  friends,  Christmas,  holidays,  Jesus,  Emmy Awards,  media,  local news team,  mail/e-mail,  Dallas,  Texas,  Good Morning America

Stephen knows that if Socialists had their druthers, no one would own their own druthers. (03:43)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  socialism,  Karl Marx,  holidays,  John Bradshaw,  pets,  dogs,  Sesame Street,  kids,  TV,  popes,  labor,  Jesus,  Joe Biden,  Fox News,  communism,  Sarah Palin,  school

Robin Wright believes that, by rejecting extremism, Muslims have created the most important political turning point of the early 21st century. (07:09)

Tags:  Robin Wright,  interviews,  Middle East,  rage,  terrorism,  Islamic,  wars,  extremism,  protests,  Iraq War,  Afghanistan War,  Saddam Hussein,  Jesus,  religion,  Al Qaeda,  Egypt,  Osama bin Laden,  Muammar al-Gaddafi,  Hosni Mubarak,  fashion,  weapons,  guns,  9/11,  stereotypes,  military,  Heroe$ Crawl,  international affairs,  America,  debt,  economy,  mongering

Evangelical scientists break up the Bible's most famous couple, and Rick Santorum puts the issue of gay marriage into terms everyday people can understand. (05:09)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Adam and Eve,  Bible,  Jesus,  Rick Santorum,  Republicans,  accountability,  Christian,  science,  genetics,  sex,  religion,  marriage,  same-sex marriage,  gay/homosexual,  men/women,  Ten Commandments,  sexual advances,  God,  snakes,  bestiality,  James Carville,  Happy Days,  cracks up,  dogs,  puking,  Google,  the heroes

Father Jim Martin believes that God's job is sustaining the universe, but His performance can't be judged. (04:16)

Tags:  James Martin,  appearances,  friend of the show,  books,  God,  Colbert Super PAC,  religion,  Catholic,  Christian,  polls,  approval ratings,  Jesus,  death,  advertising,  the heroes,  Buddha,  campaigns