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ThreatDown - Barack Obama, Fundamentalist Flippers & Coked Up Diplomats

Episode #08052

Barack Obama plays the dirty political trick of being irresistibly appealing, the Navy trains dolphins to sweep for mines, and the U.N. receives 35 pounds of cocaine. (06:11)

Tags:  ThreatDownBarack Obamasongsmenstrual cycleItalianWizard of OzJohn McCainSarah PalinphotosNewt GingrichMitt RomneyRick SantorumRon PaulKISSanimalsIranOsama bin LadenextremismAl QaedaterrorismoilNavyUnited NationscocainediplomacydrugsimpressionsperformancesJimmysleepsexual advancesLouisianahealthcandidatesRepublicansIndecisionIndecision 2012

Aired: 01/30/2012 | Views: 27,325

Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate - Save the Date

Episode #08031

To fill the enormous void left by Donald Trump's debate debacle, Stephen sets the date of his GOP debate in stone. (03:36)

Tags:  Donald TrumpimpressionsdebatesRepublicanslookin' goodcandidatesanimalsAustraliaTVCarrot TopSouth CarolinaJohn McCainfriendswealthnudityEva LongoriaKelly Ripaassesweight/obesityIndecisionIndecision 2012

Aired: 12/07/2011 | Views: 43,310

Tip/Wag - Barack Obama's Omission, Mitt Romney's Ad & Lululemon's Tagline

Episode #08025

Barack Obama forgets that Jesus was at the first Thanksgiving, Mitt Romney takes Obama's words out of context, and Lululemon endorses Objectivism. (05:44)

Tags:  Tip/WagBarack ObamaMitt RomneyThanksgivingholidaysreligionJesusGodadvertisingIndecision 2012IndecisioncandidatescampaignsmiracleshistoryChristianNative AmericanAyn Randliterary referencesbooksexercisefashionconservativefoodjunk foodJohn McCainhip hop

Aired: 11/28/2011 | Views: 53,721

On Topic - Political Players - The Executive Branch

Stephen chronicles presidential business from Barack Obama killing Bin Laden to Abe Lincoln's half a theater review. (03:12)

Tags:  On Topicexclusivesmashupsholidaysfounding fathersJimmyAbraham LincolnJimmy CarterBill ClintonmarijuanaRonald Reagangay/homosexualGeorge W. Bushinternational affairsJohn McCainAfrican AmericanBarack ObamaalcoholObama administrationOsama bin LadenWarren G. HardingassassinationscollectiblesHelen ThomasSarah Palin

Aired: 11/21/2011 | Views: 37,296

On Topic - Political Parties - The Tea Party

The Tea Party shouldnt have to compromise, because anger is always the best way to solve problems. (04:00)

Tags:  On TopicexclusivesmashupsTea PartypukingRepublicanskidstaxesChris MatthewsRand PaulBrendan SteinhauserChristine O'DonnellmasturbationCarl PaladinoTechnical DifficultiesbooksRoss DouthatDoris Kearns GoodwinracismAmy KremerBarack ObamaDavid LeonhardtJohn McCainLord of the Rings

Aired: 10/10/2011 | Views: 34,452

Chris Christie 2012 - Rick Davis

Episode #08002

Former McCain Campaign Manager Rick Davis weighs in on the likelihood of Chris Christie's and Sarah Palin's presidential candidacies. (04:37)

Tags:  Rick DavisappearancesChris ChristieSarah PalinMitt RomneyIndecisionIndecision 2012electionscandidatescampaignsRepublicansJohn McCainBarack ObamaDemocratseconomyAmericavotingRick Perrysexual advances

Aired: 10/04/2011 | Views: 16,208

The Republican Ring of Power

Episode #07098

The debt crisis and "The Lord of the Rings" both have elaborate plots, too many characters to keep track of, and talking about either of them repels girls. (04:07)

Tags:  John McCainLord of the RingsRepublicansfightsdebteconomynerd alertHouse of RepresentativesTea Partyunder the desktoys & gamesCongressthe heroesfansweapons

Aired: 07/28/2011 | Views: 125,706

Epic Blockbuster

Episode #07091

The final "Harry Potter" and Sarah Palin's documentary would make a great double feature because both movies are about outsiders plucked from obscurity by an old wizard. (02:31)

Tags:  moviesSarah PalinHarry Potterworld recordscell phonesjunk foodJohn McCainmoneyhunting

Aired: 07/18/2011 | Views: 32,743

Flagworth 2012

Episode #07089

Seeing an American flag can shift voters toward republicanism, so Franklin F. Flagworth should be the GOP's frontrunner. (03:17)

Tags:  Barack Obamatime travelRepublicansflagslapel pinspatriotismAmericavotingelectionsIndecisionIndecision 2012John McCaincandidatessexscandalsdentalphotospollsIndecision 2008

Aired: 07/13/2011 | Views: 21,661

Kindergarten GOP

Episode #07078

The GOP brand is about as popular with kids as an episode of "60 Minutes" hosted by a tube of Sensodyne. (02:00)

Tags:  Barack ObamaRepublicanseconomyrecessionskateboardingvotingelectionsIndecisionIndecision 2012JimmyphotosJohn McCainaging

Aired: 06/15/2011 | Views: 29,735

Poll to Repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Episode #06155

A Pentagon study on the repeal of "don't ask, don't tell" is clearly biased towards service members who have no problem with gay people. (04:09)

Tags:  Robert GatesSenatetrials/hearingsmilitarytroopsgay/homosexualJoe LiebermanTwitterInternetJohn McCainmoviescivil rightsTalibanwarsdiscriminationlaws

Aired: 12/07/2010 | Views: 40,190

The Word - Army of Mum

Episode #06122

Being forced to lead a double life for years has given gay soldiers the perfect training for top-secret military missions. (05:23)

Tags:  The Wordgay/homosexualmilitarytroopsBill ClintonJohn McCainlawsprivacyRepublicans

Aired: 09/27/2010 | Views: 52,570

John McCain's Victorious Defeat

Episode #06109

Stephen offers Senator McCain his heartiest congratulations and condolences on his victorious defeat in the Arizona Senate primary. (02:58)

Tags:  John McCainArizonamidterm electionsflip-floppertaxesimmigrationIndecision 2010Indecisionelectionsprimariespartyingphotos

Aired: 08/25/2010 | Views: 56,101

The Word - What If You Threw a Peace and Nobody Came?

Episode #06106

President Obama's announcement of the impending conclusion of the Iraq war isn't a declaration of victory -- it's a pizza delivery slogan. (07:19)

Tags:  The WordIraqIraq WarwarstroopsmilitaryI Did It!balloonsGeorge W. BushJohn McCainTwitterBarack Obamaspaceballsspeechessleep

Aired: 08/19/2010 | Views: 86,316

Sunday Morning Fact-Checking - Jake Tapper & Bill Adair

Episode #06051

Jake Tapper explains why he hired PolitiFact's Bill Adair to fact-check his Sunday morning talk show, "This Week." (09:35)

Tags:  Jake TapperBill AdairinterviewsDavid Gregorytalk showsJohn McCainChuck SchumerphotosmedianailedJimmyhot dogs

Aired: 04/14/2010 | Views: 44,538

Be Almost All That You Can Be

Episode #06019

John McCain won't consider changing the "don't ask, don't tell" policy until he hears from every leader of the military. (02:50)

Tags:  Mike MullenJohn McCainSaxby Chamblissmilitarytroopsgay/homosexual

Aired: 02/03/2010 | Views: 63,013

John Heilemann

Episode #06007

John Heilemann is confident his book about the 2008 presidential campaign, "Game Change," is as factually accurate as you can imagine. (05:46)

Tags:  John HeilemanninterviewsbookscontroversiescampaignsHarry ReidBarack ObamaHillary ClintonJohn McCainIndecision 2008

Aired: 01/13/2010 | Views: 23,490

'09 Off-Year Semi-Presidential Electferendum

Episode #05141

Barack Obama loses the New Jersey and Virginia gubernatorial races, and Chris Christie uses Monty Python to attack Jon Corzine. (03:31)

Tags:  electionsIndecision 2009VirginiaNew JerseyBarack ObamaChris ChristieadvertisingcampaignsJimmyMonty PythonJon Corzineweight/obesitygross-outConstitutionIndecisionJohn McCainpuking

Aired: 11/04/2009 | Views: 55,210

Barack Obama's Response to Iran

Episode #05085

Critics call for President Obama to get involved in the Iranian elections, boldly and loudly, with the fist of the Statue of Liberty. (03:07)

Tags:  IranvotingelectionsBarack ObamaJohn McCainLindsey GrahamBill Bennettdiplomacyinternational affairsStatue of LibertyIndecisionIndecision 2009Chuck GrassleyAmericaNorm Coleman

Aired: 06/23/2009 | Views: 7,511

Operation Iraqi Stephen - John McCain

Episode #05076

Stephen is thrilled to bring his show to Iraq, and John McCain has a word of advice for the troops. (04:04)

Tags:  Operation Iraqi Stephen: Going CommandoIraqPersian GulfJohn McCaintroopsWhere and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf?militaryColbert Report OverseasSaddam Husseinappearanceson locationBaghdadalcohol

Aired: 06/08/2009 | Views: 117,542