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Republicans Choose None of the Above

Episode #07089

During debt ceiling negotiations with President Obama, the Republicans practice the old saying, You scratch my back, I get my back scratched. (06:25)

Tags:  Barack ObamaDemocratsCongressRepublicansdebtmoneyChinaKansaseconomyconservativegovernmentanimalsfashionspankingsEric CantortaxesGrover NorquistStar WarsballsMitch McConnellAmericacompetitionsmovies

Aired: 07/13/2011 | Views: 39,234

Kris Kobach

Episode #05106

Kris Kobach wants to fight illegal immigration on the local level and reward the people willing to come to this country legally. (05:49)

Tags:  Kris KobachinterviewsimmigrationeconomyKansaslaborunemploymentMexicolawsborder security

Aired: 08/05/2009 | Views: 11,534

The Word - Tough Cell

Episode #05068

Instead of putting Al Qaeda terrorists in our neighborhoods, we can send them to Dick Cheney's ranch. (04:53)

Tags:  The WordDick CheneyGuantanamo BayprisonterrorismAl QaedaKansassecurity9/11South CarolinaAmericaObama administration

Aired: 05/18/2009 | Views: 31,754

The Enemy Within - Hedgehogs

Episode #05048

Hedgehogs were illegal in Kansas until one obsessed 10-year-old played the cute card. (04:42)

Tags:  Kansason locationsafetyanimalspetsJimmykidshealthlawslegalizationColbertisms

Aired: 04/09/2009 | Views: 42,406

Canton, South Dakota Apology

Episode #04104

Stephen apologizes for saying South Dakota is North Dakota's dirty ashtray. (03:10)

Tags:  CantonSouth DakotaKansasTexasapologies

Aired: 08/12/2008 | Views: 45,473

Canton, Kansas Apology

Episode #04100

Stephen hopes Canton, Kansas accepts his apology because America's real assberg is Canton, South Dakota. (03:18)

Tags:  apologiesCantonKansasSouth Dakota

Aired: 08/05/2008 | Views: 61,214

Canton Apology

Episode #04097

Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas. (02:33)

Tags:  apologiesCantonGeorgiaspidersKansas

Aired: 07/30/2008 | Views: 68,364

Formal Request

Episode #03063

To all you governors who might find themselves knee deep in wreckage, Stephen knows the proper way to formally request federal aid. (2:38)

Tags:  Tony SnowKansasNew OrleansHurricane KatrinaRay Nagin

Aired: 05/09/2007 | Views: 2,046

All You Need to Know - Kansas Education

Episode #01015

The Kansas Board of Education approves the teaching of intelligent design in the classroom. (2:18)

Tags:  All You Need to KnowKansassciencehealthreligioneducationevolutionnuclearoilCIA

Aired: 11/09/2005 | Views: 15,479