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Republicans Choose None of the Above

During debt ceiling negotiations with President Obama, the Republicans practice the old saying, You scratch my back, I get my back scratched. (06:25)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  Democrats,  Congress,  Republicans,  debt,  money,  China,  Kansas,  economy,  conservative,  government,  animals,  fashion,  spankings,  Eric Cantor,  taxes,  Grover Norquist,  Star Wars,  balls,  Mitch McConnell,  America,  competitions,  movies

Aired: 07/13/2011 | Views: 38,939
Kris Kobach

Kris Kobach wants to fight illegal immigration on the local level and reward the people willing to come to this country legally. (05:49)

Tags:  Kris Kobach,  interviews,  immigration,  economy,  Kansas,  labor,  unemployment,  Mexico,  laws,  border security

Aired: 08/05/2009 | Views: 11,377
The Word - Tough Cell

Instead of putting Al Qaeda terrorists in our neighborhoods, we can send them to Dick Cheney's ranch. (04:53)

Tags:  The Word,  Dick Cheney,  Guantanamo Bay,  prison,  terrorism,  Al Qaeda,  Kansas,  security,  9/11,  South Carolina,  America,  Obama administration

Aired: 05/18/2009 | Views: 31,623
The Enemy Within - Hedgehogs

Hedgehogs were illegal in Kansas until one obsessed 10-year-old played the cute card. (04:42)

Tags:  Kansas,  on location,  safety,  animals,  pets,  Jimmy,  kids,  health,  laws,  legalization,  Colbertisms

Aired: 04/09/2009 | Views: 42,084
Canton, South Dakota Apology

Stephen apologizes for saying South Dakota is North Dakota's dirty ashtray. (03:10)

Tags:  Canton,  South Dakota,  Kansas,  Texas,  apologies

Aired: 08/12/2008 | Views: 45,286
Canton, Kansas Apology

Stephen hopes Canton, Kansas accepts his apology because America's real assberg is Canton, South Dakota. (03:18)

Tags:  apologies,  Canton,  Kansas,  South Dakota

Aired: 08/05/2008 | Views: 61,016
Canton Apology

Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas. (02:33)

Tags:  apologies,  Canton,  Georgia,  spiders,  Kansas

Aired: 07/30/2008 | Views: 68,122
Formal Request

To all you governors who might find themselves knee deep in wreckage, Stephen knows the proper way to formally request federal aid. (2:38)

Tags:  Tony Snow,  Kansas,  New Orleans,  Hurricane Katrina,  Ray Nagin

Aired: 05/09/2007 | Views: 1,177
All You Need to Know - Kansas Education

The Kansas Board of Education approves the teaching of intelligent design in the classroom. (2:18)

Tags:  All You Need to Know,  Kansas,  science,  health,  religion,  education,  evolution,  nuclear,  oil,  CIA

Aired: 11/09/2005 | Views: 15,320