GOP presidential candidates debate in Las Vegas, Republicans want to abolish the EPA, and Ali Soufan discusses the war on terror. (00:30)

Tags:  intro,  Republicans,  debates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  Las Vegas,  Cirque de Soleil,  EPA,  environment,  government,  Address the Mess,  Ali Soufan,  books,  terrorism,  security,  population,  statistics,  Halloween,  holidays,  junk food

Rick Perry takes on the 800-pound gorilla in the room, being stomped on by the elephant in the room, being ridden by the emperor who has no clothes: Social Security. (04:50)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  scams,  Social Security,  global warming,  weather,  science,  death penalty,  guns,  photos,  Galileo,  space,  The Inquisition,  religion,  popes,  history,  under the desk,  marijuana,  drugs,  Jimmy,  senior citizens,  money,  wealth,  gambling,  Las Vegas,  retirement,  conservative,  Cirque de Soleil,  Texas,  Heroe$ Crawl,  environment,  The Daily Show

The FAA needs to put sleepy air traffic controllers in coach seats, Casio becomes the wristwatch of terrorists, and the postal service prints the wrong Lady Liberty. (03:55)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  flying,  travel,  sleep,  WikiLeaks,  security,  Guantanamo Bay,  terrorism,  Al Qaeda,  military,  mail/e-mail,  Statue of Liberty,  Las Vegas,  fashion

Joshua Foer explains that having a European coach was like bringing a gun to a knife fight at the U.S. Memory Championship. (06:03)

Tags:  Joshua Foer,  interviews,  books,  competitions,  visually impaired,  hearing impaired,  world records,  gambling,  Las Vegas,  Europe,  America

Stephen believes the same shadowy forces behind the uprising in Egypt are also responsible for the disappearance of King Tut's penis. (05:34)

Tags:  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  Egypt,  King Tut,  Hosni Mubarak,  penises,  history,  Valentine's Day,  holidays,  scandals,  protests,  international affairs,  dictators,  dating,  Las Vegas,  Glenn Beck,  Bill O'Reilly,  Papa Bear,  conspiracies,  Jimmy

Quincy Jones remembers when Frank Sinatra cut him loose with Lucille Ball and Loretta Young in Las Vegas. (07:39)

Tags:  Quincy Jones,  interviews,  celebrities,  music,  Grammy Awards,  Las Vegas,  gambling,  TV,  Bill Cosby

Stephen apologizes to the gentleman he ran over with a tractor and talks to Oscar Goodman about Las Vegas. (00:31)

Tags:  intro,  farming,  labor,  Las Vegas,  Facebook,  charity,  Newark,  school,  kids,  Oscar Goodman,  Mark Zuckerberg

Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman remembers his days as a mob lawyer and believes graffiti artists should have their thumbs cut off. (05:10)

Tags:  Oscar Goodman,  interviews,  Las Vegas,  alcohol,  kids,  organized crime,  lawyers,  Constitution,  Tea Party,  gambling

A hotel in Abu Dhabi installs a gold vending machine, and fine-art transport companies shuttle your masterpieces. (04:16)

Tags:  Colbert Platinum,  wealth,  money,  Bill Gates,  Warren Buffett,  charity,  travel,  flying,  vacations,  Abu Dhabi,  Las Vegas,  strippers,  art,  photos,  Jimmy

Thanks to the Wall Street jagoffs, illegal immigrants are leaving the US and returning home. (03:14)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  New York Times,  Barack Obama,  John McCain,  Las Vegas,  Bette Midler,  Wall Street,  environment,  economy,  immigration,  stocks

With help from oddsmaker Benjamin Eckstein, Stephen does a little political gambling. (5:10)

Tags:  Benjamin Eckstein,  Las Vegas,  Jimmy,  gambling,  elections,  primaries,  Indecision 2006

New York's famous CBGB's club closed over the weekend, causing Stephen to wax nostalgic about all the nights he went down there to yell at them for making too much noise. (2:01)

Tags:  New York City,  music,  Las Vegas,  Celine Dion