A Molotov cocktail of doom known as Phobos-Grunt hurtles toward the Earth's surface, threatening New York, London and Tokyo. (03:57)

Tags:  mongering,  doomsday,  space,  technology,  New York,  Tokyo,  London,  Russia,  alcohol,  health,  death,  science,  safety,  costumes,  under the desk,  Stephen's products,  demonstrations,  injuries,  fashion,  superheroes,  drugs,  literary references,  Joseph Stalin,  Michael Stipe,  appearances

The New York Post explains the volatile stock market with analysis that everyone can understand. (01:56)

Tags:  economy,  stocks,  New York Post,  prostitution,  vaginas,  print media,  money,  London,  Somalia,  the heroes,  riots,  STDs,  sex

Kevin Spacey explains that Jack Abramoff went to prison for overcharging Native Americans, but Stephen thinks that makes him a patriot. (06:32)

Tags:  Kevin Spacey,  interviews,  celebrities,  London,  America,  movies,  Jack Abramoff,  George W. Bush,  crime,  scandals,  money,  gambling,  Native American,  Jimmy

Stephen previews the 2012 Olympics in London, a military contractor lands in hot water, and Jimmy Cliff performs. (00:36)

Tags:  intro,  Olympics,  London,  sports,  military,  Jimmy Cliff,  music,  Newsweek,  money,  Internet,  print media

London's Olympic Village is being built on a toxic waste dump, and Spain's Catalonia outlaws bullfighting. (04:47)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  Olympics,  London,  Great Britain,  Bud Light Lime,  STDs,  mascots,  environment,  pollution,  Address the Mess,  Spain,  Barcelona,  bullfighting,  Jimmy

The New York Times ran two identical pictures of 10 Downing Street, one with Tony Blair's departure and one with Gordon Brown's arrival. Stephen plays "Spot the Difference." (1:46)

Tags:  Colbert Nation,  New York Times,  Jimmy,  Tony Blair,  Gordon Brown,  London,  England,  wars

New FAA regulations prevent air travelers from bringing liquids aboard airplanes -- and Stephen travels with a lot of liquids. (3:32)

Tags:  London,  terrorism,  Formula 401,  Howard Hughes