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Thought for Food - Responsible Snacking & Second Breakfast

Episode #08067

Stephen mourns the end of King-Size Snickers bars and celebrates the rising popularity of "second breakfast." (04:36)

Tags:  Thought for Foodjunk foodfoodhealthphotosLord of the RingscompetitionsRussiaspaceJ.R.R. TolkienfutureTaco BellNooo!fast foodweight/obesityliterary referencesmoviesdreamssleepAmericacrying

Aired: 03/06/2012 | Views: 25,612

Herman Cain's Bittersweet South Carolina Victory

Episode #08048

Herman Cain beat every candidate in the South Carolina primary who was no longer trying to win, leading Stephen to officially end his presidential exploratory committee. (04:17)

Tags:  South CarolinaprimariesHerman CainColbert 2012Colbert BumpColbert NationvotingJon StewartappearancesColbert Super PACfist shakingtransportationflyinganimalsLord of the RingsJimmycandidatesRepublicansIndecision 2012campaigns

Aired: 01/23/2012 | Views: 52,421

A Look Back - July 2011

Germany ranks as the world's least funny country, and Republicans prove that the government doesn't work. (05:48)

Tags:  exclusivesmashupsColbert Super PACGermanyHans Beinholtzgay/homosexualflagsRepublicansFirst AmendmentdebtvaginaspovertyRonald ReagangovernmentLord of the RingsMarcus BachmannshortagesGuantanamo BayartadvertisingNASAcandidates

Aired: 12/26/2011 | Views: 34,826

Elijah Wood

Episode #08022

Elijah Wood talks about the extensive Antarctic training he endured to play a penguin in "Happy Feet Two." (06:12)

Tags:  Elijah WoodinterviewsmoviescelebritiesanimationLord of the RingsweaponsJimmynerd alertkidsIan McKellenweatherglobal warminganimalsfoodsupernaturalmagicgifts & presents

Aired: 11/15/2011 | Views: 75,530

Sign Off - One Ring

Episode #08022

Stephen says goodnight and renders himself invisible by donning the One Ring. (00:07)

Tags:  sign offLord of the Ringsmagicsupernatural

Aired: 11/15/2011 | Views: 11,455

Shock & Aussie

Episode #08020

Establishing a permanent U.S. military presence in Australia makes perfect sense: it's a distant desert land full of known criminals speaking a bizarre dialect. (02:20)

Tags:  troopsmilitaryIraqIraq WarwarsAustraliaBarack ObamaanimalsNew ZealandLord of the RingsWMDscultureinternational affairs

Aired: 11/10/2011 | Views: 57,542

The Word - Look Out for the Little Guy

Episode #08005

If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them. (5:21)

Tags:  The Wordlittle peopleunemploymentFloridaRitch WorkmaneconomymoneygovernmentlawssafetyrodeosLord of the RingsPeter DinklagepukingObama administrationRepublicansinjuriessportsdoctorshealthmental healthlaborphotosSpanishkidsfoodpersistent vegetative statealcohol

Aired: 10/17/2011 | Views: 28,106

On Topic - Political Parties - The Tea Party

The Tea Party shouldnt have to compromise, because anger is always the best way to solve problems. (04:00)

Tags:  On TopicexclusivesmashupsTea PartypukingRepublicanskidstaxesChris MatthewsRand PaulBrendan SteinhauserChristine O'DonnellmasturbationCarl PaladinoTechnical DifficultiesbooksRoss DouthatDoris Kearns GoodwinracismAmy KremerBarack ObamaDavid LeonhardtJohn McCainLord of the Rings

Aired: 10/10/2011 | Views: 34,452

America's Credit Downgrade

Episode #07103

The credit downgrade reduces Americans to waffle-eating Kiwis who put mayonnaise on their French fries and have a serious Hobbit infestation. (03:36)

Tags:  economydebtunder the deskstocksmoneyWall StreetwealthweaponsgunsanimalsflyingfoodLord of the Ringsthe heroesappearanceshobosAmericainternational affairsBelgiumNew ZealandU.K.

Aired: 08/08/2011 | Views: 63,187

Colbert Super PAC - The Heroes Respond

Episode #07102

Stephen calls on the Colbert Nation to send in more suggestions for the direction of his Super PAC, in addition to more money. (04:21)

Tags:  Colbert Super PACColbert NationIndecisioncracks upIndecision 2012Twitterelectionsmail/e-mailthe heroesLord of the Ringsaudience interactionkidsfundraisingmoneyInternettaxesviolenceArabicIslamicoral sexpenisesvaginasphotosparentstransportation

Aired: 08/04/2011 | Views: 150,872

The Republican Ring of Power

Episode #07098

The debt crisis and "The Lord of the Rings" both have elaborate plots, too many characters to keep track of, and talking about either of them repels girls. (04:07)

Tags:  John McCainLord of the RingsRepublicansfightsdebteconomynerd alertHouse of RepresentativesTea Partyunder the desktoys & gamesCongressthe heroesfansweapons

Aired: 07/28/2011 | Views: 125,705

James Franco Pt. 2

Episode #07046

James Franco discusses the limits of acting, proves his "Lord of the Rings" knowledge and asks to be Stephen's art consultant. (05:35)

Tags:  James Francointerviewscelebritiesartcollegemarijuanadrugsmovieslookin' goodweight/obesityTVD&Dliterary referencesportraitLord of the Rings

Aired: 04/05/2011 | Views: 118,659

Sport Report - Jessica Simpson, Olympic Brothel & Bud Light

Episode #05096

Tony Romo breaks up with Jessica Simpson, an Olympic hopeful opens a brothel, and Stephen loves the taste of Bud Light. (05:20)

Tags:  Sport ReportsportsfootballJessica SimpsonYogi Berramartial artsOlympicsprostitutionNew Zealandsexunder the deskalcoholfightsadvertisingLord of the RingsbestialityUltimate Fightingmy mistake

Aired: 07/20/2009 | Views: 43,319

Santorum's Iraqi Lord of the Rings

Episode #02133

Rick Santorum metaphorically points out that the forces of evil are drawing near to Minas Tirith -- which, Stephen guesses, is Ohio. (2:29)

Tags:  Rick SantorumIraqwarsAmericaterrorismDemocratsLord of the Rings

Aired: 10/18/2006 | Views: 22,138

Balrog

Episode #02070

CNN confuses Satan with the Balrog from Lord of the Rings. (1:13)

Tags:  religionLord of the Rings

Aired: 06/07/2006 | Views: 22,104

The Oscars

Episode #02004

Stephen congratulates Jon Stewart for being asked to host the Oscars, but suggests the Academy reconsider and go with a CGI version of Bob Hope. (1:18)

Tags:  Jon StewartBob HopeLord of the Rings

Aired: 01/12/2006 | Views: 5,238

Intro - 11/15/05

Episode #01018

Stephen reincarnates some Asians, calls up some viewers and talks to Al Sharpton about his plans for the next five elections. (0:31)

Tags:  introGeorge W. BushLord of the RingsAl Sharpton

Aired: 11/15/2005 | Views: 1,476