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Episode #08067
Stephen mourns the end of King-Size Snickers bars and celebrates the rising popularity of "second breakfast." (04:36)
Episode #08048
Herman Cain beat every candidate in the South Carolina primary who was no longer trying to win, leading Stephen to officially end his presidential exploratory committee. (04:17)
Germany ranks as the world's least funny country, and Republicans prove that the government doesn't work. (05:48)
Episode #08022
Elijah Wood talks about the extensive Antarctic training he endured to play a penguin in "Happy Feet Two." (06:12)
Episode #08022
Stephen says goodnight and renders himself invisible by donning the One Ring. (00:07)
Episode #08020
Establishing a permanent U.S. military presence in Australia makes perfect sense: it's a distant desert land full of known criminals speaking a bizarre dialect. (02:20)
Episode #08005
If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them. (5:21)
The Tea Party shouldnt have to compromise, because anger is always the best way to solve problems. (04:00)
Episode #07103
The credit downgrade reduces Americans to waffle-eating Kiwis who put mayonnaise on their French fries and have a serious Hobbit infestation. (03:36)
Episode #07102
Stephen calls on the Colbert Nation to send in more suggestions for the direction of his Super PAC, in addition to more money. (04:21)
Episode #07098
The debt crisis and "The Lord of the Rings" both have elaborate plots, too many characters to keep track of, and talking about either of them repels girls. (04:07)
Episode #07046
James Franco discusses the limits of acting, proves his "Lord of the Rings" knowledge and asks to be Stephen's art consultant. (05:35)
Episode #05096
Tony Romo breaks up with Jessica Simpson, an Olympic hopeful opens a brothel, and Stephen loves the taste of Bud Light. (05:20)
Episode #02133
Rick Santorum metaphorically points out that the forces of evil are drawing near to Minas Tirith -- which, Stephen guesses, is Ohio. (2:29)
Episode #02004
Stephen congratulates Jon Stewart for being asked to host the Oscars, but suggests the Academy reconsider and go with a CGI version of Bob Hope. (1:18)
Episode #01018
Stephen reincarnates some Asians, calls up some viewers and talks to Al Sharpton about his plans for the next five elections. (0:31)