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Stephen has nothing against the other Emmy nominees -- except Jon Stewart. (4:19)
John Edwards spends $400 on a haircut, and Sean Penn faces off against Stephen in an epic battle of the metaphors. (0:30)
Human DNA has stopped evolving because God got us right the first time when he intelligently designed us. (2:35)
Stephen asks Sean Penn if he snuck weapons of mass destruction out of Iraq in a bulky raincoat to embarrass the president. (5:00)
Stephen has a metaphor for Sean Penn: Sean Penn is a big mean jerk, and Stephen hates him. (8:27)
Stephen may have lost the Meta-Free-Phor-All to Sean Penn, but he will not lose his upcoming Hyperbole-Off to George Clooney. (0:34)
Stephen's going to take on Sean Penn like white takes on rice. (0:13)
To train for his Metaphor Off against Sean Penn, Stephen has been stretching his metonymies and doing synecdoche squats. (2:07)
Sean Penn picks up the gauntlet after Stephen draws a line in the sand. (2:09)
Stephen feels the only way Alberto Gonzales can get a clean slate is to clean his own slate. (3:51)
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