The iPhone's archconservative voice recognition assistant, Siri, can neither locate an abortion clinic in Manhattan nor understand foreigners. (03:16)

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Hargrave markets yachts as a necessity for escape, and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel funds a network of artificial Libertarian islands. (06:42)

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Alabama tries to free up farm jobs for Americans by strengthening immigration laws, but there's a small hiccup in the plan. (06:00)

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In this web-only exclusive, Stephen shares with Congress his vast experience spending one day as a migrant farm worker. (05:45)

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Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus. (05:06)

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Stephen asks Gregory Rodriguez if America will ever be ready for a President who is "other". (6:45)

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Bay Buchanan explains why Stephen's idea for a crocodile moat border is too messy. (6:21)

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In this Better Know a District outtake, Stephen talks child labor with Representative Phil Hare. ()

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Representative Vic Snyder refuses to donate some of his mustache hairs to help cure little children of their diseases. (5:14)

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California's 29th District: it's shaped like a flock of diseased, feral parrots. (6:24)

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