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Rick Santorum catches the notice of the most influential voice of the 19th century: George Will. (03:02)
Anthony Weiner tweets penis pics, StePhest Colbchella '011 rocks The Report, and Colbert PAC becomes a super PAC. (05:33)
After Fox News' Freudian slip, Megyn Kelly clarifies that Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are not the same person, philosophically or otherwise. (03:20)
An early version of the Defense Appropriations bill repeals the rule banning bestiality in the military, and the Toronto Zoo's gay penguins turn straight. (05:01)
CBS News' political director John Dickerson unintentionally copies a Michele Bachmann staffer on an e-mail dismissing the GOP candidate. (03:51)
The Republican presidential candidates all agree on one thing: they want to end the EPA's job-murdering environmental regulations. (02:30)
If Americans don't find someone to pay the government's tab soon, Congress may get desperate enough to do the unthinkable. (04:31)
If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice. (04:20)
In Michele Bachmann's metaphor, God represents the American people, politicians represent themselves, and the hurricane represents the earthquake. (03:32)
Michele Bachmann gets a commanding 80% of the votes she paid for at the Iowa straw poll, and "Rick Parry" receives at least 718 write-in votes. (07:36)
Bloomberg News' Al Hunt believes Barack Obama lost the debt ceiling negotiation, but he doesn't think the Republicans won. (05:41)
Michele Bachmann responds to public backlash against the Family Leader pledge's insensitive slavery reference with a sensitive slavery reference. (05:40)
A therapist at Dr. Marcus Bachmann's Christian counseling firm recommends taking a straight accountability buddy to a same-sex wedding. (04:14)
If Michele Bachmann shows weakness, her critics will circle like sharks -- or psycho-sexual serial killers. (04:37)
Michele Bachmann announces her candidacy at the second Republican debate, and Tim Pawlenty runs for Mitt Romney's vice president. (08:23)
The Family Leader's Bob Vander Plaats believes same-sex marriage is just as dangerous as second-hand smoke. (02:48)
The socket huggers claim that pigtail bulbs last up to 10 years, but they haven't considered how the efficient lights will affect the joke-telling industry. (04:17)
Barack Obama doesn't have to spend $200 million a day on a trip to India when he can use Cisco's new TelePresence system. (05:43)
Stephen reluctantly fills out his census form so the military won't target a Predator drone missile at his house. (06:40)
Michele Bachmann one-ups the tea party protests by holding a health care reform rally on Guy Fawkes Day. (01:56)