Stephen is all over the Twitter and other social networks, tracking celebrity death updates, not-intended-to-be-factual posts about Jon Kyl and other existential hopes. (03:59)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  Internet,  Facebook,  Google,  MySpace,  Twitter,  Jeff Goldblum,  Jon Kyl,  technology,  monkeys!,  Charlie Sheen

Stephen hopes Nicki Minaj wins a Grammy, a former Soviet bloc country weaponizes pierogies, and Chris Hughes starts a site for Jewish sumo wrestlers. (00:38)

Tags:  intro,  Grammy Awards,  America,  international affairs,  Facebook,  Internet,  Jewish,  wrestling,  MySpace,  work/office,  Chris Hughes,  Jumo.com,  pop culture

Stephen looks at tasers from a safe distance and asks Conn Iggulden if it's possible to waterboard Aquaman. (00:35)

Tags:  intro,  tasers,  Stephen Hawking,  aliens,  Conn Iggulden,  waterboarding,  superheroes,  Facebook,  MySpace,  privacy

Stephen knew presidential politics could get personal, but he never guessed it would get as dirty as Barack Obama challenging him to a grit-off. (2:05)

Tags:  Colbert '08,  campaigns,  elections,  Christopher Columbus,  Barack Obama,  Osama bin Laden,  MTV,  MySpace,  Iowa,  South Carolina,  challenges,  cracks up

After John McCain told the people of Smith & Wesson that he would use their products to kill Osama bin Laden, Stephen does the same with Isotoner gloves, Cinnabon and Head On. (4:49)

Tags:  South Carolina,  Hail to the Cheese,  Doritos,  campaigns,  elections,  Colbert '08,  growing up,  parents,  family,  John McCain,  Ronald Reagan,  Osama bin Laden,  Jimmy,  MySpace,  advertising

It's bad enough that MySpace exposes our teens to child predators, now they're corrupting our youth with journalism. (4:51)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  cracks up,  Karl Rove,  Sheryl Crow,  environment,  bears,  Segolene Royal,  Venezuela,  Hugo Chavez,  global warming,  technology,  MySpace