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Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Yo Mama Jokes

Episode #08065

Researchers discover a Babylonian gut-buster thought to predate even the earliest biblical "Yo Mama" joke. (04:43)

Tags:  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  Operation Iraqi Stephen: Going Commando,  Middle East,  parents,  Iraq,  print media,  history,  religion,  translations,  Bible,  weight/obesity,  literary references,  Yo' Mama,  Gallagher

Aired: 03/01/2012 | Views: 21,889
Anderson Cooper's Phallus Party Accusation

Episode #08034

Anderson Cooper nails Stephen for covering old news, so Stephen breaks a shocking story Anderson Cooper doesn't want you to know about. (04:14)

Tags:  Anderson Cooper,  CNN,  penises,  touch screen,  apologies,  conspiracies,  Denver,  media,  print media,  gravitas,  Jimmy,  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  partying,  photos,  fights,  Edward R. Murrow

Aired: 12/13/2011 | Views: 39,929
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - 2012 End of Times

Episode #08029

Self-proclaimed Third Eagle of the Apocalypse William Tapley shares his Denver International Airport conspiracy theory. (08:17)

Tags:  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  on location,  Denver,  apocalypse,  conspiracies,  Christian,  art,  flying,  aliens,  penises,  balls,  asses,  fashion,  songs,  performances,  security,  God,  Satan,  government,  riots,  dogs,  animals,  Stonehenge

Aired: 12/05/2011 | Views: 90,710
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Egyptian Coincidence

Episode #07021

Stephen believes the same shadowy forces behind the uprising in Egypt are also responsible for the disappearance of King Tut's penis. (05:34)

Tags:  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  Egypt,  King Tut,  Hosni Mubarak,  penises,  history,  Valentine's Day,  holidays,  scandals,  protests,  international affairs,  dictators,  dating,  Las Vegas,  Glenn Beck,  Bill O'Reilly,  Papa Bear,  conspiracies,  Jimmy

Aired: 02/14/2011 | Views: 68,325
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - The Pursuit of the Pharaoh's Phallus Pt. 2

Episode #06155

Stephen demands that the Egyptian government allow him to perform DNA tests on a mysterious penis to make sure it belongs to King Tut. (06:56)

Tags:  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  David Silverman,  on location,  King Tut,  Egypt,  history,  penises,  New York City,  museums,  Internet,  Jimmy

Aired: 12/07/2010 | Views: 25,930
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - The Pursuit of the Pharaoh's Phallus Pt. 1

Episode #06154

Stephen's quest to solve the mystery of King Tut's missing penis leads him to renowned Egyptologist David Silverman. (06:36)

Tags:  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  appearances,  Egypt,  King Tut,  history,  penises,  on location,  New York City,  America,  Islamic,  religion,  museums,  David Silverman

Aired: 12/06/2010 | Views: 29,694
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - King Tut's Penis Pt. 2

Episode #06109

Scotland is the perfect place for King Tut's half-sister to hide his shriveled penis -- it's so cold there, it would blend right in. (04:39)

Tags:  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  King Tut,  Scotland,  penises,  Egypt,  Time Magazine,  Henry Kissinger,  friend of the show,  history,  photos,  Jimmy,  siblings

Aired: 08/25/2010 | Views: 36,208
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - King Tut's Penis Pt. 1

Episode #06086

Thousands of years of mummification probably gave King Tut a severe case of the Shrinky Dinks. (03:54)

Tags:  King Tut,  penises,  history,  taints,  Egypt,  Israel,  circumcision,  photos,  Time Magazine,  Larry King,  retirement,  crime,  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown

Aired: 06/30/2010 | Views: 51,455