Stephen reports on the Rock Me Like a Herman Cain South Cain-olina Primary Rally, and Bruce Bueno de Mesquita predicts what world leaders will do. (00:26)

Tags:  South Cain-olina Primary Rally,  rallies,  South Carolina,  Herman Cain,  Colbert 2012,  primaries,  Bruce Bueno de Mesquita,  Vladimir Putin,  animals,  New York Giants,  New England Patriots,  NFL,  football,  little people,  patriotism,  sports

The NFL fines Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline, and Stephen debuts the second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad. (06:19)

Tags:  Sport Report,  Colbert Super PAC,  NFL,  football,  NBA,  basketball,  advertising,  Jimmy,  photos,  Mark Cuban,  Dallas Mavericks,  David Stern,  unions,  controversies,  money,  business,  Troy Polamalu,  health,  family,  God,  Jesus,  Christmas,  holidays,  sexual advances,  lockouts,  contract negotiations,  animals,  World Series,  St. Louis Cardinals,  baseball,  cell phones,  Ben Roethlisberger,  Tom Brady,  injuries,  my mistake,  Virgin Mary,  Texas,  Christian,  religion,  violence,  local news team,  Dallas

ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme. (04:36)

Tags:  Hank Williams Jr.,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  Fox & Friends,  ESPN,  controversies,  Fox News,  performances,  under the desk,  country music,  Adolf Hitler,  Barack Obama,  Joe Biden,  Steve Doocy,  songs,  music,  men/women,  breasts,  football,  sports,  NFL,  video games,  Wii,  simulations,  golfing,  apologies,  Jimmy

NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles. (04:06)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  NASCAR,  NFL,  auto racing,  energy,  environment,  Address the Mess,  oil,  security,  weapons,  guns,  violence,  fans,  cars/trucks,  football,  alcohol,  Stephen's products,  demonstrations,  costumes,  fashion,  animals,  photos,  Colbertisms,  Al Gore,  Heroe$ Crawl

God should improve His image, campaign fundraisers have a new weapon, and Elliot Ackerman's website matches voters with candidates. (00:35)

Tags:  intro,  God,  lookin' good,  plastic surgery,  fundraising,  campaigns,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Newt Gingrich,  Elliot Ackerman,  Internet,  candidates,  voting,  conservative,  economy,  money,  Chad Ochocinco,  football,  fans,  NFL

The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting. (07:17)

Tags:  Sport Report,  LeBron James,  NBA,  World Cup,  Qatar,  Henry Kissinger,  basketball,  soccer,  corruption,  scandals,  boats,  dancing,  NFL,  on strike,  sleep,  sports,  Jimmy

Stephen will not be satisfied unless the Reagan tribute at the Super Bowl takes up the full halftime show and the third quarter. (03:27)

Tags:  Sport Report,  Super Bowl,  NFL,  football,  sports,  money,  local news team,  Ronald Reagan,  birthdays,  animals,  dogs,  photos,  fans

Because of a dusting of 30 inches of snow, the NFL postpones a Vikings-Eagles game from Sunday to Tuesday. (02:44)

Tags:  New Year,  holidays,  weather,  vacations,  media,  Bible,  Jesus,  religion,  Christian,  travel,  New York City,  Philadelphia,  NFL,  football,  sports,  Ed Rendell,  Jimmy

Jon Krakauer explains how the Bush administration turned Pat Tillman's death into a propaganda tool. (07:04)

Tags:  Jon Krakauer,  interviews,  books,  books,  Pat Tillman,  wars,  Afghanistan,  military,  troops,  Bush administration,  conspiracies,  patriotism,  NFL,  football,  Jimmy,  death

Stephen's shocking retirement announcement will hopefully make front-page headlines everywhere. (03:16)

Tags:  Brett Favre,  NFL,  retirement,  sports,  football,  money,  family,  crying,  weapons,  Jimmy

Juan Martin del Potro wins the U.S. Open, and Stephen predicts which NFL player will get in trouble next with the Wheel of Scandal. (04:10)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  tennis,  Serena Williams,  Barney Frank,  NFL,  football,  Michael Vick,  Brett Favre,  scandals

The German parliamentary election holds a surprise twist, and Robert Wright discusses religion's evolution. (00:34)

Tags:  intro,  books,  Germany,  elections,  Robert Wright,  religion,  Scientology,  Brett Favre,  sports,  football,  NFL,  retirement

It's Stephen's 200th show and he wants a commemorative coin. (0:38)

Tags:  intro,  sports,  gay/homosexual,  books,  terrorism,  Richard Clarke,  anniversaries,  Better Know a District,  give it to me,  NFL,  football

The Philadelphia Eagles are suspending Terrell Owens for the rest of the season. But they've forgotten something: Terrell is a very good football player. (2:21)

Tags:  The Word,  sports,  Terrell Owens,  Philadelphia,  Rafael Palmeiro,  NFL,  drugs