Episode #08090

Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception. (04:22)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  men/women,  Arizona,  dating,  sex,  pregnancy,  Republicans,  gross-out,  abortion,  Doris Kearns Goodwin,  apologies,  vaginas,  menstrual cycle,  laws,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  balls,  penises,  Mozart,  under the desk,  cracks up,  mental health,  birth control,  partying,  music

Episode #08076

The solicitor general's defense of Obamacare was a train wreck that slammed into the Hindenberg, landed on the deck of the Titanic, and then sailed in to see "John Carter." (04:40)

Tags:  Supreme Court,  Barack Obama,  health,  insurance,  Bill O'Reilly,  advertising,  Papa Bear,  gay/homosexual,  monkeys!,  food,  under the desk,  laws,  lawyers,  movies,  Samuel Alito,  death,  trials/hearings,  Obama administration,  Nana & Pee-Pop

Episode #08054

Mitt Romney stomps Newt Gingrich in Florida with help from his negative ad campaign, and Newt Gingrich fights back with a robocall. (06:40)

Tags:  Mitt Romney,  Newt Gingrich,  Florida,  advertising,  Twitter,  Colbert Nation,  Jimmy,  challenges,  Chris Matthews,  Ronald Reagan,  Jewish,  senior citizens,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  robots,  impressions,  speeches,  photos,  mental health,  Star Trek,  fights,  campaigns,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08049

During a Florida town hall meeting, Rick Santorum fails to correct an elderly woman claiming that Barack Obama is an avowed Muslim and a noncitizen. (03:48)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  appearances,  left-wing,  Barack Obama,  secret Muslim,  senior citizens,  Thanksgiving,  citizenship,  audience interaction,  holidays,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  slavery,  prostitution,  kids,  security,  bestiality,  animals,  penises,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08024

The old, glossy, multicolored lady has done the unthinkable by crowning Bradley Cooper the Sexiest Man Alive. (03:42)

Tags:  People Magazine,  awards,  print media,  lookin' good,  Bradley Cooper,  Matthew McConaughey,  Richard Gere,  food,  rage,  competitions,  French,  Internet,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  advertising,  injuries,  kids,  animals,  poop & pee

Episode #07121

In the face of all the mounting evidence for climate change, America has stood with one voice and boldly proclaimed, "Eh." (04:04)

Tags:  Rocktember with Radiohead,  Radiohead,  appearances,  global warming,  Jimmy,  environment,  Address the Mess,  weather,  photos,  Rick Perry,  documentaries,  Al Gore,  animals,  America,  Europe,  China,  hobos,  death penalty,  economy,  oil,  addiction,  heroin,  drugs,  Texas,  moon landing,  Florida,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  alternative energy,  Transformers,  Melinda Gates

Episode #07104

Technology turns people into empty flesh terminals that rely on it for all their ideas, memories and relationships. (05:40)

Tags:  The Word,  technology,  Internet,  friends,  Jimmy,  Google,  mental health,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  kittens,  cats & cats,  science,  food,  Gene Simmons,  business,  cell phones,  the heroes,  phone calls,  Facebook,  iPad

Episode #07099

Alabama company Holy Smoke turns loved ones' ashes into real bullets that can be used to hunt turkeys on Thanksgiving. (03:06)

Tags:  Second Amendment,  death,  guns,  weapons,  business,  mental health,  money,  photos,  family,  food,  animals,  Thanksgiving,  hunting,  circuses,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  Alabama,  inventions,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07070

Stephen finds a way to talk to Nana on his cell phone without absorbing harmful cancer rays. (03:33)

Tags:  cell phones,  health,  technology,  media,  food,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  interns,  phone calls,  iPhone,  safety,  demonstrations

Episode #06076

Until America re-establishes its relationship with Great Britain, English muffins will be called freedom muffins, and Brit Hume is Free Hume. (03:48)

Tags:  oil,  oceans,  Gulf of Mexico,  oil spills,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  environment,  pollution,  Address the Mess,  business,  Great Britain,  international affairs,  Obama administration,  stocks,  World Cup,  soccer,  sports,  senior citizens,  food,  Brit Hume,  Jimmy

Episode #06059

Camel introduces tobacco mints, breast milk cures acne, and hallucinogens help the elderly with end-of-life anxiety. (06:20)

Tags:  Cheating Death,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  Prescott Group,  Eugene Mirman,  Vaxa,  health,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  smoking,  taints,  kids,  teens,  breasts,  drugs,  LSD,  senior citizens,  photos,  Jimmy,  Native American,  parenting

Episode #06041

Stephen will capture and breed the elderly in captivity to save the senior population from vultures. (04:05)

Tags:  health,  laws,  senior citizens,  Jimmy,  Barack Obama,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  animals,  violence,  Congress,  Republicans,  death,  sexual advances