Barack Obama plays the dirty political trick of being irresistibly appealing, the Navy trains dolphins to sweep for mines, and the U.N. receives 35 pounds of cocaine. (06:11)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  Barack Obama,  songs,  menstrual cycle,  Italian,  Wizard of Oz,  John McCain,  Sarah Palin,  photos,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Ron Paul,  KISS,  animals,  Iran,  Osama bin Laden,  extremism,  Al Qaeda,  terrorism,  oil,  Navy,  United Nations,  cocaine,  diplomacy,  drugs,  impressions,  performances,  Jimmy,  sleep,  sexual advances,  Louisiana,  health,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Jon Stewart will not give the Colbert Super PAC back, and SEAL Team Six won't answer Stephen's calls. (01:13)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  Colbert Nation,  Jon Stewart,  money,  fundraising,  Navy,  Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

Stephen tries out a mosquito net, increases the elephant population and reports on loveable eccentric Muammar al-Gaddafi in his coverage of Africa. (03:50)

Tags:  On Topic,  mashups,  exclusives,  friend of the show,  international affairs,  Wikipedia,  injuries,  penises,  marijuana,  drugs,  war on drugs,  animals,  murder,  pirates,  Navy,  violence,  economy,  cannibalism,  Zimbabwe,  Ethiopia,  Algeria,  Liberia,  Egypt,  Libya

Stephen reports on political contributions from the Old Spice Campaign Integrity Zone, and Eric Greitens talks about being a Navy SEAL. (00:34)

Tags:  intro,  business,  money,  campaigns,  elections,  Eric Greitens,  Navy,  military,  redacted,  Osama bin Laden,  assassinations,  Al Qaeda,  terrorism,  war on terror

Eric Greitens recalls his difficult Navy SEAL training and refuses to trash-talk the other services. (05:43)

Tags:  Eric Greitens,  interviews,  books,  Navy,  military,  Osama bin Laden,  assassinations,  Al Qaeda,  war on terror,  terrorism,  international affairs,  wars,  fights,  swimming

The secret members of SEAL Team Six grab Osama bin Laden and his thumb drives. (03:59)

Tags:  Osama bin Laden,  Fox News,  Obama administration,  assassinations,  Al Qaeda,  terrorism,  war on terror,  media,  military,  technology,  apologies,  intelligence,  international affairs,  Navy,  movies

What doesn't kill whales? They can't even sunbathe without dropping dead. (04:26)

Tags:  Judge, Jury & Executioner,  Supreme Court,  oil,  oceans,  environment,  guns,  Navy,  animals

The number one threat to microbes is penicillin -- a godless healing machine. (2:48)

Tags:  NASA,  science,  space,  Navy,  aliens

Stephen explains the proper way to show your excitement when you're greeting a member of the armed services. (0:55)

Tags:  Navy,  Memorial Day,  holidays

The Fleet Week servicemen are just innocent, small town kids wandering a big city rife with temptations like liquor, gambling and museums. (2:32)

Tags:  New York City,  Memorial Day,  Navy