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Episode #02105
The Bush administration is not hanging Senate candidate Alan Schlesinger out to dry -- they are hanging him out to moisten. (3:49)
Episode #02104
Stephen doesn't like the idea of fining people who don't vote, since it punishes the poor. He'd prefer to pay the poor not to vote and empower them with lottery tickets. (3:17)
Episode #02102
Eighty-six percent of Democrats may be against the war in Iraq, but America is like a cappuccino -- most of it is foam, and the real stuff is underneath. (2:59)
Episode #02102
Stephen asks MoveOn.org's Eli Pariser who he is, what he does and how he wants to destroy America. (5:30)
Episode #02098
There's been an open invitation for Senator Joe Lieberman to appear on The Report. There's now a chair as well, just like the one left for Elijah at the Passover table. (2:22)
Episode #02101
Stephen figures the reason Joe Lieberman lost his Senate primary was because he refused to come on The Colbert Report. (1:40)
Episode #02100
Stephen is disappointed that a DVD of "Mystic River" and a bowl of Cocoa Puffs couldn't lure Joe Lieberman onto The Report. (1:36)
Episode #02097
Stephen pulls out all the stops to get Joe Lieberman to appear on his show, but wonders if Lieberman has enough Joementum to do it. (3:10)
Episode #02096
Stephen profiles Wikipedia and the response to Lance Bass coming out of the closet, and thanks Ned Lamont for destroying the Democratic Party. (0:31)
Episode #02096
Stephen asks Senate hopeful Ned Lamont if he thinks the president's going to kiss him. (7:38)
Episode #02087
Connecticut, you chose Joe Lieberman in 1988; you can't just say 'oops, I made a mistake' and elect another Democrat. (3:52)