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A Molotov cocktail of doom known as Phobos-Grunt hurtles toward the Earth's surface, threatening New York, London and Tokyo. (03:57)
New York bureaucrats stick their budget-cutting knives right into Santa's bowlful of jelly, but the Colbert Super PAC makes things right. (03:27)
Herman Cain faces more controversy, Stephen resumes his infiltration of Occupy Wall Street, and Yo-Yo Ma's all-star musical group performs. (00:40)
New York's first gay newlyweds, 85-year-old Connie Kopelov and 77-year-old Phyllis Siegel, seal their vows with a kiss on the cheek -- or as they call it, "scissoring." (03:10)
To promote fracking, Talisman Energy releases Talisman Terry the Frackosaurus, the funnest energy extraction-based character since Mountaintop Mining Manny. (05:34)
New York State legalizes gay marriage despite Bill O'Reilly warnings about interspecies romance. (03:53)
The federal government declares war on raw milk by raiding Rawesome Foods in Venice, CA. (06:49)
Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by rubbing your neck with pork sausage, and protect your privacy by wearing costumes to the March to Keep Fear Alive. (05:35)
Stephen builds boxes, packs corn and picks beans to prove he has what it takes to be a migrant farm worker. (08:12)
Stephen asks Zoe Lofgren how hard it is to be a migrant farm worker and if she wants to make an anchor baby. (05:08)
Carl Paladino sends pornographic e-mails to a specific group of friends, and Christine O'Donnell argues that masturbation is adultery. (07:54)
Harold Ford Jr. maintains his consistent pro-choice position and explains why he changed his mind about gay marriage. (06:24)
An unlikely candidate emerges for a New York Senate seat, and Kati Marton remembers her tragic childhood in communist Hungary. (00:29)
Harold Ford Jr. has the musky sack to not only change his address but also his political views. (03:20)
The members of Team Night Train teach Stephen how to push and ride his way to glory. (05:54)
Zach Lund gives Stephen the history of skeleton racing before helping him try out for the Olympic team. (05:26)
Gay marriage threatens New York. On the plus side, Stephen will finally be able to marry himself. (00:29)
There's a giant gay storm gathering, and before long the winds will be blowing each other. (06:11)
Congressman Dan Maffei's "evil twin" tells Stephen why he loves cocaine and the company of prostitutes. (7:03)
There are new guidelines for CIA interrogators, but you'll never get them out of Stephen. (00:34)