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Linsanity!

Episode #08056

You know things are rough when a Harvard economics grad like Jeremy Lin has an easier time getting a job as an NBA point guard than as a Wall Street bond trader. (04:53)

Tags:  Jeremy LinNBANew York KnicksbasketballsportsHarvardadvertisingStephen's productsNew York GiantsNFLSuper BowlNew Yorkparadesholidaysreligionlookin' goodhealthKareem Abdul-JabbarColbertisms

Aired: 02/13/2012 | Views: 125,553

Stephen Colbert's End of the World of the Week - Phobos-Grunt

Episode #08042

A Molotov cocktail of doom known as Phobos-Grunt hurtles toward the Earth's surface, threatening New York, London and Tokyo. (03:57)

Tags:  End of the World of the WeekmongeringdoomsdayspacetechnologyNew YorkTokyoLondonRussiaalcoholhealthdeathsciencesafetycostumesunder the deskStephen's productsdemonstrationsinjuriesfashionsuperheroesdrugsliterary referencesJoseph StalinMichael Stipeappearances

Aired: 01/11/2012 | Views: 26,227

The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Fired Santa Claus & Colbert Super PAC Christmas

Episode #08018

New York bureaucrats stick their budget-cutting knives right into Santa's bowlful of jelly, but the Colbert Super PAC makes things right. (03:27)

Tags:  Blitzkrieg on GrinchitudeColbert Super PACwar on ChristmasChristmasSanta ClausdebtmoneyterminationsTimothy Geithnergifts & presentscostumesJimmylaborNew YorkkidsoutsourcingNorth PolebusinessphotosWorld War IIgunsholidays

Aired: 11/08/2011 | Views: 20,204

Intro - 11/1/11

Episode #08014

Herman Cain faces more controversy, Stephen resumes his infiltration of Occupy Wall Street, and Yo-Yo Ma's all-star musical group performs. (00:40)

Tags:  introHerman CainsmokingcontroversiesOccupy Wall StreetWall StreetprotestshousingcampingNew YorkYo-Yo MamusicJohann Sebastian Bachanimalsmental healthhealthdeath

Aired: 11/01/2011 | Views: 13,656

Y2-Gay

Episode #07095

New York's first gay newlyweds, 85-year-old Connie Kopelov and 77-year-old Phyllis Siegel, seal their vows with a kiss on the cheek -- or as they call it, "scissoring." (03:10)

Tags:  gay/homosexualsame-sex marriageNew YorkNew York Citysenior citizenscostumesfoodcars/trucksfirefighterslookin' goodthe heroesY2Kgrowing up

Aired: 07/25/2011 | Views: 54,731

Anti-frack Attacks

Episode #07087

To promote fracking, Talisman Energy releases Talisman Terry the Frackosaurus, the funnest energy extraction-based character since Mountaintop Mining Manny. (05:34)

Tags:  Andrew Cuomosame-sex marriagegay/homosexualenergyPennsylvaniakidshealthenvironmentNew YorklawsdinosaurscomicsAddress the Messdeathmental healthhot dogs

Aired: 07/11/2011 | Views: 75,767

Legalized Gay Marriage & Dolphin Love

Episode #07083

New York State legalizes gay marriage despite Bill O'Reilly warnings about interspecies romance. (03:53)

Tags:  New York Citygay/homosexualmarriagesame-sex marriagelegalizationanimalsFox NewsBill O'ReillycryingPapa BearNew YorklawsfamilybestialityphotosmongeringsurgeryAndrew Cuomo

Aired: 06/27/2011 | Views: 49,487

Rawesome Foods Raid

Episode #06128

The federal government declares war on raw milk by raiding Rawesome Foods in Venice, CA. (06:49)

Tags:  Californiaon locationRon PaulgovernmentFDAfoodNew Yorkcrystal methprotestshealthsafetylawsanimalsbusiness

Aired: 10/06/2010 | Views: 74,489

Terror a New One

Episode #06123

Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by rubbing your neck with pork sausage, and protect your privacy by wearing costumes to the March to Keep Fear Alive. (05:35)

Tags:  March to Keep Fear AlivemongeringRally to Restore SanityJon StewartcompetitionsIslamicNew YorkdeathBill O'ReillyPapa BearHalloweencostumesJimmyphotosprivacyholidaysmonstersRally Live

Aired: 09/28/2010 | Views: 83,622

Fallback Position - Migrant Worker Pt. 2

Episode #06121

Stephen builds boxes, packs corn and picks beans to prove he has what it takes to be a migrant farm worker. (08:12)

Tags:  Fallback Positionon locationNew YorkfarmingimmigrationlaborCongressfriendly friends at Fox & FriendsGretchen CarlsonSteve DoocyFox NewsChing Chong Ding DongethnicstereotypesphotosJimmyIn the Field

Aired: 09/23/2010 | Views: 198,442

Fallback Position - Migrant Worker Pt. 1

Episode #06120

Stephen asks Zoe Lofgren how hard it is to be a migrant farm worker and if she wants to make an anchor baby. (05:08)

Tags:  Fallback Positionon locationNew YorkArturo Rodriguezfarmingimmigrationlaborfist shakingwrestlingfoodsexual advancesJimmyZoe LofgrenkidsIn the Field

Aired: 09/22/2010 | Views: 59,749

Libertea

Episode #06116

Carl Paladino sends pornographic e-mails to a specific group of friends, and Christine O'Donnell argues that masturbation is adultery. (07:54)

Tags:  Tea PartyRepublicansNew YorkCarl PaladinoDelawareChristine O'Donnellmail/e-mailracismbestialitypornhistoryfacial hairmasturbationadulterymarriagerantsrageprimariesmidterm electionsIndecisionJimmySarah Palin

Aired: 09/15/2010 | Views: 85,182

Harold Ford Jr.

Episode #06017

Harold Ford Jr. maintains his consistent pro-choice position and explains why he changed his mind about gay marriage. (06:24)

Tags:  Harold Ford Jr.interviewsColbert BumpNew Yorkabortionsame-sex marriagelookin' goodflip-floppercampaigns

Aired: 02/01/2010 | Views: 69,394

Intro - 01/25/10

Episode #06013

An unlikely candidate emerges for a New York Senate seat, and Kati Marton remembers her tragic childhood in communist Hungary. (00:29)

Tags:  introEarthweight/obesityNew YorkSenateKati MartonHungarygrowing upHungarian Bridgefootball

Aired: 01/25/2010 | Views: 31,641

Alpha Dog of the Week - Harold Ford Jr.

Episode #06013

Harold Ford Jr. has the musky sack to not only change his address but also his political views. (03:20)

Tags:  Alpha Dog of the WeekHarold Ford Jr.New Yorkabortionsame-sex marriagegay/homosexualflip-flopperNew York CityNew York PostAlan ColmesmediaMatt Lauer

Aired: 01/25/2010 | Views: 66,744

Skate Expectations - Bobsled Team Tryouts - Team Night Train

Episode #05158

The members of Team Night Train teach Stephen how to push and ride his way to glory. (05:54)

Tags:  Skate ExpectationsOlympicsColbert Nationice skatingchallengeson locationNew Yorksportsgreat or greatestlookin' goodballsgay/homosexual

Aired: 12/10/2009 | Views: 76,837

Skate Expectations - Skeleton Team Tryouts - Zach Lund

Episode #05154

Zach Lund gives Stephen the history of skeleton racing before helping him try out for the Olympic team. (05:26)

Tags:  Skate ExpectationsOlympicsZach Lundon locationNew Yorksportsadvertising

Aired: 12/03/2009 | Views: 82,080

Intro - 04/16/09

Episode #05051

Gay marriage threatens New York. On the plus side, Stephen will finally be able to marry himself. (00:29)

Tags:  introsame-sex marriagemarriageNew YorkIndiaelectionsgovernmentDouglas Kmiecgay/homosexual

Aired: 04/16/2009 | Views: 6,076

The Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad

Episode #05051

There's a giant gay storm gathering, and before long the winds will be blowing each other. (06:11)

Tags:  same-sex marriagemarriageJimmyMassachusettsIowaDavid PatersonNew YorkweatheradvertisingEliot SpitzerlawsColbertismssexual advancesgay/homosexual

Aired: 04/16/2009 | Views: 626,169

Better Know a District - New York's 25th - Dan Maffei

Episode #05046

Congressman Dan Maffei's "evil twin" tells Stephen why he loves cocaine and the company of prostitutes. (7:03)

Tags:  Better Know a DistrictDan MaffeiNew Yorkstimulus packageNAMBLAStar TrekalcoholdrugsprostitutioncocaineMormoncostumesfacial hairBKAD

Aired: 04/07/2009 | Views: 128,821