Episode #08020

Establishing a permanent U.S. military presence in Australia makes perfect sense: it's a distant desert land full of known criminals speaking a bizarre dialect. (02:20)

Tags:  troops,  military,  Iraq,  Iraq War,  wars,  Australia,  Barack Obama,  animals,  New Zealand,  Lord of the Rings,  WMDs,  culture,  international affairs

Episode #07111

In Michele Bachmann's metaphor, God represents the American people, politicians represent themselves, and the hurricane represents the earthquake. (03:32)

Tags:  natural disasters,  weather,  food,  apologies,  gay/homosexual,  New Zealand,  vacations,  religion,  televangelism,  Michele Bachmann,  candidates,  Republicans,  God,  media,  Washington DC,  Abraham Lincoln,  Thomas Jefferson,  sex,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07103

The credit downgrade reduces Americans to waffle-eating Kiwis who put mayonnaise on their French fries and have a serious Hobbit infestation. (03:36)

Tags:  economy,  debt,  under the desk,  stocks,  money,  Wall Street,  wealth,  weapons,  guns,  animals,  flying,  food,  Lord of the Rings,  the heroes,  appearances,  hobos,  America,  international affairs,  Belgium,  New Zealand,  U.K.

Episode #05096

Tony Romo breaks up with Jessica Simpson, an Olympic hopeful opens a brothel, and Stephen loves the taste of Bud Light. (05:20)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  football,  Jessica Simpson,  Yogi Berra,  martial arts,  Olympics,  prostitution,  New Zealand,  sex,  under the desk,  alcohol,  fights,  advertising,  Lord of the Rings,  bestiality,  Ultimate Fighting,  my mistake

Episode #04074

Mike Forrester is the man who will bring the Timbersports trophy back to the country that invented recreational deforestation. (6:31)

Tags:  Sport Report,  Timbersports,  sports,  competitions,  America,  New Zealand,  kids,  Mike Forrester