Stephen explains what newspapers are to his younger viewers and wonders why they don't have a porn section. (03:28)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  media,  print media,  New York Times,  USA Today,  Time Magazine,  Newsweek,  Sports Illustrated

Episode #06104

Newsweek's list of the world's best countries is based on useless criteria like education, quality of life and health. (03:03)

Tags:  Newsweek,  America,  patriotism,  Sean Hannity,  Fareed Zakaria,  Canada,  Luxembourg,  Sweden,  Finland,  international affairs,  reality shows,  Czech Republic,  sex,  STDs

Episode #06104

Stephen signs off with a copy of Newsweek. (00:06)

Tags:  sign off,  Newsweek

Episode #06096

Stephen previews the 2012 Olympics in London, a military contractor lands in hot water, and Jimmy Cliff performs. (00:36)

Tags:  intro,  Olympics,  London,  sports,  military,  Jimmy Cliff,  music,  Newsweek,  money,  Internet,  print media

Episode #06050

Stephen's financial advisor, Gorlock, has assured him that the Dow will continue to rise indefinitely. (02:16)

Tags:  Gorlock,  Newsweek,  economy,  Wall Street,  stocks,  America

Episode #06044

Never mind how Stephen got an iPad -- luckily, there's an app that filters urine. (02:38)

Tags:  Apple,  Newsweek,  Amazon,  iPhone,  technology,  audience interaction,  April Fools' Day

Episode #06013

Stephen's been called for jury duty a dozen times, and they never let him go when he tells them he's president. (02:40)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  Newsweek,  Haiti,  Joe Biden,  Amtrak,  transportation,  Jimmy,  trials/hearings

Episode #05083

Uighurs should stop having so much fun, and Donald H. Crosby wants to know who the hell Stephen Colbert is. (04:52)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  Guantanamo Bay,  prison,  Palau,  terrorism,  gay/homosexual,  animals,  God,  Newsweek,  Internet,  breasts,  Bermuda,  Uighurs,  travel,  vacations

Episode #05073

Cheerios marketing receives FDA scrutiny, soda drinkers face paralysis, and Oprah endorses dubious health advice. (07:17)

Tags:  Cheating Death,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  Prescott Group,  health,  food,  FDA,  Oprah Winfrey,  talk shows,  Newsweek,  cracks up,  drugs,  douchebags,  celebrities,  vaginas,  Colbertisms,  addiction

Episode #05062

Laurie Garrett warns that the bird virus in Indonesia is 850 times as bad as the swine flu, though the piggies are right outside our door.. (05:47)

Tags:  Laurie Garrett,  interviews,  epidemics,  health,  animals,  religion,  Mexico,  Lou Dobbs,  Newsweek,  bird flu,  farming,  business,  conspiracies,  international affairs

Episode #04129

Critics wonder what happened to the old John McCain. Wait a minute, there's an older John McCain? (00:36)

Tags:  intro,  John McCain,  Sarah Palin,  Newsweek,  Halloween,  holidays,  Joseph Stiglitz

Episode #04129

Stephen wags his finger at Newsweek for its unflattering close-up of Sarah Palin. (03:47)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Newsweek,  Sarah Palin,  Barack Obama,  John McCain,  animals,  Indecision 2008,  Indecision,  elections,  cats & cats

Episode #02104

First Stephen had to share the cover of Newsweek with Iranian President Ahmadinejad -- and now he has to share "60 Minutes," too. (2:42)

Tags:  media,  TV,  60 Minutes,  Morley Safer,  Mike Wallace,  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,  Newsweek,  Fox News,  Sean Hannity,  Jimmy

Episode #02084

Stephen criticizes the elderly and argues that you should only get to retire if you've earned it. (3:06)

Tags:  The Word,  Charlene,  economy,  health,  Newsweek,  work/office,  immigration

Episode #02017

Stephen Colbert runs down famous news stories featured in Newsweek's "Golden Corner." (1:33)

Tags:  media,  history,  Newsweek,  Iran

Episode #01031

Newsweek says Bush is in a bubble. Stephen doesn't think that's a bad thing. (3:05)

Tags:  The Word,  George W. Bush,  Jimmy,  Newsweek,  John Travolta,  movies