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Rick Santorum Leaves Presidential Race

Episode #08083

Republican candidate Rick Santorum suspends his presidential campaign to avoid losing in his home state, according to speculation. (01:54)

Tags:  Rick SantorumelectionscandidatesRepublicansMitt RomneyNooo!wealthhousingIndecisionmy mistakemental healthPennsylvaniacampaigns

Aired: 04/10/2012 | Views: 43,160

5 x Five - Colbert Report Characters - Ham Rove

When Stephen can't reach Karl Rove, he solicits political advice from a loaf of ham that wears wire-rimmed glasses. (03:19)

Tags:  5 x FiveexclusivesmashupsHam RoveKarl Roveappearancesfoodlookin' goodunder the deskColbert Super PACmoneywealthNooo!apologies

Aired: 03/19/2012 | Views: 46,800

Thought for Food - Responsible Snacking & Second Breakfast

Episode #08067

Stephen mourns the end of King-Size Snickers bars and celebrates the rising popularity of "second breakfast." (04:36)

Tags:  Thought for Foodjunk foodfoodhealthphotosLord of the RingscompetitionsRussiaspaceJ.R.R. TolkienfutureTaco BellNooo!fast foodweight/obesityliterary referencesmoviesdreamssleepAmericacrying

Aired: 03/06/2012 | Views: 25,612

Herman Cain's International Affairs

Episode #08015

Herman Cain understands domestic issues because he has experience selling pizza, and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian. (04:14)

Tags:  Herman Caininternational affairsChinaGreat WallnuclearWMDsscandalslawsuitsbusinessfoodrestaurantshistorybooks60sVietnam WarNooo!birthdaysaudience interactionkidssexeducationcryingsexual advancesparenting

Aired: 11/02/2011 | Views: 41,417

Helium Runs Out

Episode #07097

With America's helium supply dwindling, the country has no choice but to hunt balloons in the wild. (03:10)

Tags:  scienceshortagesballoonsflyinganimalsdrugshealthNooo!Jimmyballspoop & peefamilykidsapologiesdocumentariesDoris Kearns Goodwinthe heroesvacationselitismSouth Park

Aired: 07/27/2011 | Views: 21,092

Formidable Opponent - Pakistan

Episode #07086

Stephen wants to give Pakistan an ultimatum to stop supporting terror or lose American aid, but Stephen doesn't think Stephen should choose his friends for him. (04:59)

Tags:  Formidable OpponentPakistanintelligenceululationsmoneyweaponsNooo!international affairssecurityterrorismwar on terrorwarsnuclearfriendsmurderexplosionsOsama bin LadenAfghanistan War90scostumes

Aired: 06/30/2011 | Views: 42,980

Thought for Food - Wyngz & Wal-Mart

Episode #07018

DiGiorno packages wyngz, and Wal-Mart helps Michelle Obama in her socialist scheme to end childhood obesity. (04:12)

Tags:  Thought for Foodfoodweight/obesitygovernmentsafetyMichelle ObamaWal-MartNooo!shoppingkidshealthexercisetube socksgunsphotos

Aired: 02/01/2011 | Views: 40,480

Stephen Might Be Gay

Episode #06096

Stephen can't be gay when he does masculine things like drink Bud Light Lime -- the manliest fruit-flavored lager on the market. (03:39)

Tags:  gay/homosexualTVCBSKillerinternsNooo!Ted HaggardLarry CraigBud Light Limealcoholphotos

Aired: 08/02/2010 | Views: 136,630

The Carell Corral

Episode #06090

Happy Meals now come with Zoloft, and Stephen Colbert is definitely not a 40-year-old virgin. (01:26)

Tags:  Steve Carellfast fooddrugsmental healthkidslookin' gooddreamsNooo!parentingappearances

Aired: 07/07/2010 | Views: 180,532

Latest Soap Opera News

Episode #06089

After spending yesterday couch-bound in the fetal position, Stephen caught up on the news he usually misses. (01:59)

Tags:  healthsoap operasNooo!cryingTV

Aired: 07/06/2010 | Views: 29,003

ThreatDown - Henry Louis Gates Jr., Bill Gates & Wilford Brimley

Episode #05099

Henry Louis Gates Jr. commits the perfect crime, Bill Gates tries to control the weather, and Wilford Brimley has too much free time. (05:59)

Tags:  Henry Louis Gates Jr.ThreatDownSenatesecurityweaponsflyingcrimeprofilingBarack ObamaBill GatesweatherhurricanesWilford BrimleyadvertisingunemploymentiPhonephone callsJimmymilitaryhistorycollectiblesslogansgay/homosexualfacial hairNooo!

Aired: 07/23/2009 | Views: 34,686

Warm Memories of Iraq

Episode #05080

Stephen used the time on his long flight back from Iraq to regrow his hair, and now it's as lustrous and thick as ever. (03:15)

Tags:  IraqwarsIraq Warlookin' goodweathermilitaryflashbackstroopscostumesWhere and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf?Nooo!

Aired: 06/15/2009 | Views: 33,104

Formidable Opponent - Pragmatism or Idealism

Episode #05071

Idealist Stephen and the pragmatist Stephen attempt a compromise on how best to deal with cats and dogs. (04:58)

Tags:  Formidable OpponentcollegeeducationanimalshomelessBarney FrankspeecheshistoryACLUdiscriminationNooo!dogscats & catsNotre Dame

Aired: 05/21/2009 | Views: 27,916

Enemy Swine: A Pigcalypse Now

Episode #05058

Stephen calms everyone down with his advice on swine flu. (04:51)

Tags:  epidemicshealthmongeringJimmyInternetbaconNooo!apocalypseSusan Boyle

Aired: 04/29/2009 | Views: 27,297

Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Two

Episode #04043

A teenage Tek Jansen grows up fast after joining Alpha Squad. (5:12)

Tags:  Tek JansenbooksfuturetechnologysexanimationNooo!theme songs

Aired: 04/03/2008 | Views: 55,008