America might have to crash on Canada's couch for a while, the Republican party gets a fresh young face, and David McCullough discusses his book about Americans in Paris. (00:32)

Tags:  intro,  America,  Canada,  debt,  economy,  money,  kids,  beauty pageants,  lookin' good,  aging,  retirement,  books,  David McCullough,  Paris,  vacations

David McCullough explains why 19th century Americans moved to Paris rather than stay in the states and appreciate American mayonnaise. (05:58)

Tags:  David McCullough,  interviews,  books,  performances,  challenges,  lookin' good,  Jimmy,  Paris,  France,  America,  art,  African American,  slavery,  education,  asses,  penises,  history,  inventions,  culture,  military

Stephen is all for the second opinion. If a doctor says he's allergic to shrimp, he finds a doctor that says he's not. He feels the same about scientists and global warming. (4:04)

Tags:  The Word,  Bobby,  Eric Drysdale,  Paris,  global warming,  environment,  food,  health,  science,  New York Times,  money

To protest Paris' decrease in power consumption, Stephen has replaced his stage manager, Bobby, with a 5,000 watt heat lamp (2:23)

Tags:  Bobby,  Eric Drysdale,  global warming,  science,  Paris,  Henry Waxman,  Weather Channel,  Fox News

Stephen and sex columnist Dan Savage reveal their porn names. (5:10)

Tags:  Dan Savage,  interviews,  gay/homosexual,  sex,  media,  men/women,  Michael Savage,  Ted Haggard,  Catholic,  marriage,  family,  Canada,  Disney,  Paris,  Madrid,  books,  porn,  Tyrone Hunnibi,  Caesar Honeybee

Revolution in Paris, The Report in Canada, Eliot Spitzer in the studio and another Christmas tradition threatened: all coming up! (0:31)

Tags:  intro,  Canada,  Paris,  international affairs

Smashing windows and burning cars are both riot essentials. (3:04)

Tags:  Paris,  France,  George W. Bush,  international affairs