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Virus-laden pops have the taste kids love with the proven effectiveness of something licked by a stranger, and one person's poop can restore another person's good bacteria. (05:55)
The American Council on Exercise finds that toning shoes offer no benefits, and pharmaceutical companies create two-for-one combination pills to extend their patents. (06:21)
Stephen puts on Prescott Orthopedics' shin-core toning Placebociser. (00:09)
With three doomsday believers to a room, Vivos economy-class underground bunkers are like freshman year at Bob Jones University. (04:13)
Prescott ends its proud Vaxa line, the FDA approves Lap-Band surgery for the cheerfully obese, and masturbation calms restless leg syndrome. (06:26)
Ron Paul defines liberty, criticizes the Federal Reserve and doesn't believe in the income tax. (05:20)
Stephen alleviates the symptoms of restless leg syndrome with Vacsa-Not-Masturbating. (00:08)
Stephen performs Lasik surgery with a cat and reviews the benefits and side effects of meat-based Vaxa-Goggles. (03:01)
A Frenchman sues a drug company for making him a gay sex addict, and clowns increase a woman's chance of conception. (06:51)
A placebo treats gullible bowel syndrome, scientists find a cure for mouse infertility, and a wild lynx will increase the walking speed of elderly patients. (07:28)
Researchers find that the sight of red meat calms men down, and cell phones will soon be able to detect STDs. (04:36)
With Glenn Beck's Food Insurance and Stephen's Food Insurance Insurance, America as we know it may end, but at least Americans as we know them will still be fat. (04:09)
Just because a drug is approved by the FDA doesn't mean it's safe, which is why no Prescott drugs are FDA-approved. (03:57)
Prescott Group spares you the bunker chaos above while providing amenities like corridors, handguns and an attentive zombie staff. (05:23)
Camel introduces tobacco mints, breast milk cures acne, and hallucinogens help the elderly with end-of-life anxiety. (06:20)
An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills. (05:32)
Cell phones may prevent Alzheimer's, the FDA approves a jet lag remedy, and a new drug boosts the female libido. (05:44)
John Slattery for Prescott Financial urges you to diversify your gold portfolio with women and sheep. (06:15)
R.J. Reynolds hopes to make money off of quit-smoking aids, Genzyme pills contain trash, and a man regulates his bowel movements via remote control. (06:53)
The Prescott Swine Flu Scam Detector exposes fake treatments, while Vaxaconda prevents kidney failure and rodent infestations. (04:50)