Episode #08078

Governors from beef industry states want to end the smear campaign against lean, finely textured beef, and make the term "pink slime" a thing of the past. (04:54)

Tags:  food,  gross-out,  animals,  Rick Perry,  slogans,  health,  transgender,  dogs,  business,  pets,  Harvard,  under the desk,  fashion,  liberal

Episode #08047

Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich contend with primary problems, while the Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC turns on Stephen. (04:17)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Newt Gingrich,  South Carolina,  Iowa,  caucuses,  flip-flopper,  Colbert Super PAC,  adultery,  Jon Stewart,  Colbert 2012,  advertising,  travel,  flying,  Cinnabon,  food,  under the desk,  Jimmy,  primaries,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Samuel L. Jackson,  marriage,  gay/homosexual,  controversies,  South Cain-olina Primary Rally,  Rosa Parks

Episode #08046

Frank Luntz moderates a focus group comprised of South Carolina moms to gauge whether Stephen should run for president. (03:48)

Tags:  South Carolina,  polls,  approval ratings,  Frank Luntz,  appearances,  Colbert 2012,  impressions,  Republicans,  candidates,  Rick Perry,  poop & pee,  crying,  parents,  MILFs,  Jimmy,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08045

More controversial political ads emerge, God's matchmaking skills come into question, and Jennifer Granholm considers America's fight for jobs. (00:35)

Tags:  intro,  advertising,  controversies,  Colbert Super PAC,  God,  dating,  Jennifer Granholm,  books,  unemployment,  America,  Mitt Romney,  Newt Gingrich,  Rick Perry,  polls,  Texas,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08044

South Carolina's locked ballot means that Stephen can't get on and Herman Cain can't get off, but Colbert supporters can still send a message. (04:28)

Tags:  The Word,  South Carolina,  Colbert 2012,  primaries,  Herman Cain,  Colbert Nation,  Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,  democracy,  challenges,  Rick Perry,  food,  Civil War,  voting,  Republicans,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08043

Clearly, South Caroliniacs see Stephen as the only viable Mitt-ternative, but if Stephen runs for president of South Carolina, what becomes of Colbert Super PAC? (03:45)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  polls,  South Carolina,  primaries,  Jon Huntsman,  Mitt Romney,  Newt Gingrich,  media,  Colbert 2012,  laws,  fundraising,  wealth,  laws,  Jimmy,  Colbert '08,  crying,  costumes,  fashion,  Internet,  technology,  dancing,  blogs/podcasts,  Rick Perry,  Gilligan's Island,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012,  wealth,  Rick Perry,  blogs/podcasts

Episode #08040

To grease the voting skids, the Republicans hold not one, but two, New Hampshire presidential primary debates. (03:49)

Tags:  debates,  New Hampshire,  Rick Perry,  Mitt Romney,  primaries,  drinking games,  under the desk,  alcohol,  troops,  Iraq,  Iran,  WMDs,  international affairs,  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,  Star Trek,  photos,  Republicans,  candidates,  Indecision 2012,  birth control,  hangovers

Episode #08040

New Hampshire Republicans propose that all new legislation include a direct quote from the Magna Carta, the declaration of rights of English barons. (05:49)

Tags:  New Hampshire,  primaries,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Rick Perry,  Ron Paul,  Jon Huntsman,  Constitution,  British,  history,  Congress,  laws,  balls,  Satan,  Thomas Jefferson,  Jimmy,  Vermont,  Jewish,  magic,  photos,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08039

Rick Santorum catches the notice of the most influential voice of the 19th century: George Will. (03:02)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  George Will,  drinking games,  Michele Bachmann,  Rick Perry,  money,  fundraising,  abortion,  print media,  under the desk,  alcohol,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  Republicans

A half-Hispanic Spider-Man steals an American superhero job, and Colbert Super PAC launches its air power for Rick Parry with an "A" in Iowa. (07:33)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  guns,  Twitter,  economy,  men/women,  sex,  birth control,  baseball,  Rick Perry,  doomsday,  global warming,  Mitt Romney,  Jon Huntsman,  Mormon,  Barack Obama,  marijuana,  Colbert Super PAC,  Emmy Awards,  Frank Luntz,  space,  astronauts,  South Carolina,  religion,  Rick Santorum,  same-sex marriage,  Vladimir Putin,  Anderson Cooper,  poop & pee,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  SpongeBob Squarepants,  immigration,  New York Post,  ABC5/WOI,  dental,  death,  candidates

Stephen supports the Christmas lifestyle, arrives late to Anderson Cooper's phallus party and announces his South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate. (03:34)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Herman Cain,  campaigns,  scandals,  holidays,  Rick Perry,  gay/homosexual,  animals,  penises,  Anderson Cooper,  laws,  Samuel L. Jackson,  Donald Trump,  advertising,  National Geographic,  South Carolina Serious Classy Republican Debate,  Santa Claus,  Christmas,  Dick Harpootlian,  business,  civil rights

Rick Perry's family hunting cabin causes racial controversy; Stephen remembers chosing to be a straight, right-handed, Caucasian male; and Occupy Wall Street goes global. (04:13)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Rick Perry,  African American,  ESPN,  football,  Hank Williams Jr.,  John Lithgow,  Herman Cain,  gay/homosexual,  Occupy Wall Street,  Italy,  Libya,  Muammar al-Gaddafi,  advertising,  smoking,  holidays,  Jesus,  Christian,  sports,  NBA,  Toby Keith,  songs,  assassinations,  junk food,  campaigns,  religion,  controversies

Stephen urges Occupy Wall Streeters to accept corporations as people, craps on Jimmy Fallon's Ben & Jerry's flavor and reveals Mitt Romney's safe word. (04:12)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  protests,  sexual advances,  Herman Cain,  songs,  Colbert Super PAC,  sex,  Americone Dream,  Jimmy Fallon,  Ben & Jerry's,  Rick Perry,  debates,  alcohol,  vaginas,  asses,  Newt Gingrich,  scandals,  Chris Matthews,  shopping,  holidays,  religion,  Mitt Romney,  Richard Branson,  fights,  Catholic,  Seth Meyers,  candidates,  business

God punishes the mid-Atlantic states for gayness, Sarah Palin speaks out against government jobs, and John Lithgow looks for Nordic lesbians. (04:13)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  gay/homosexual,  natural disasters,  unemployment,  Tim Pawlenty,  asses,  Rick Perry,  science,  Barack Obama,  Tom Brokaw,  weather,  Sarah Palin,  sex,  Emmy Awards,  Radiohead,  John Lithgow,  Colbert Super PAC,  Mark Cuban,  Karl Rove,  televangelism,  Ray Odierno,  health,  religion,  military

Episode #08036

Nat Geo Wild pulls out its lion humping footage, and Animal Planet sends honeydew melons to get in on Stephen's debate. (03:53)

Tags:  South Carolina Serious Classy Republican Debate,  Donald Trump,  impressions,  debates,  National Geographic,  Animal Planet,  competitions,  animals,  kids,  food,  gifts & presents,  Jimmy,  advertising,  sex,  Cesar Millan,  Rick Perry,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08036

After Fox News' Freudian slip, Megyn Kelly clarifies that Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are not the same person, philosophically or otherwise. (03:20)

Tags:  Megyn Kelly,  Fox News,  Mitt Romney,  Barack Obama,  Rick Perry,  Ron Paul,  Jimmy,  Sigmund Freud,  mental health,  parents,  breasts,  penises,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  polls,  Michele Bachmann,  Newt Gingrich,  Rick Santorum

Episode #08035

Ever since Donald Trump dropped out of his debate, there has been a giant ego-shaped hole in the Republican primaries, and Stephen intends to fill it with animals. (02:58)

Tags:  South Carolina Serious Classy Republican Debate,  impressions,  debates,  Donald Trump,  Rick Perry,  Ron Paul,  National Geographic,  monkeys!,  breasts,  food,  Dog Whisperer,  animals,  lookin' good,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  Republicans

Episode #08032

An alternative to vaccines emerges, Rick Perry unveils another campaign ad, and notorious lobbyist Jack Abramoff's book examines Washington corruption. (00:34)

Tags:  intro,  health,  science,  Rick Perry,  campaigns,  candidates,  advertising,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  animals,  hunting,  Jack Abramoff,  Washington DC,  lobbyists,  books,  corruption,  money,  Vladimir Putin,  Hillary Clinton,  protests,  Russia,  sex

Episode #08032

Rick Perry thinks there's something wrong with America when gays can openly serve in the military but kids can't openly celebrate Christmas. (03:09)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  campaigns,  advertising,  controversies,  Christmas,  Santa Claus,  appearances,  gay/homosexual,  discrimination,  military,  troops,  Afghanistan,  Jimmy,  kids,  growing up,  Newt Gingrich,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  Republicans,  Christian,  religion,  food

Episode #08031

Jon Huntsman's campaign receives financial support from his dad's super PAC, but father and son are not coordinating. (03:30)

Tags:  Jon Huntsman,  parents,  business,  money,  wealth,  advertising,  parody,  kids,  growing up,  parenting,  lookin' good,  Colbert Super PAC,  Rick Santorum,  Rick Perry,  transportation,  Jimmy,  senior citizens,  fast food,  campaigns,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012