California's school curriculum includes lesson plan-on-man action, and Disney will teach Chinese kids words like "Mickey," "Mouse," and "Sew that Mickey Mouse hoodie faster." (06:15)

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The forefathers of today's Colbert Nation read aloud from Stephen's masterpiece, "I Am America (And So Can You!)" (01:35)

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Simon Schama admits that out of all the countries' histories he's covered, the United States has the greatest. (06:45)

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Tonight, Stephen reports on Hillary Clinton's new name, talks with Washington's 9th Representative, Adam Smith, and interviews author Cullen Murphy. (0:32)

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Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire. (6:01)

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The show is over, and Stephen is heading to the vomitorium. (0:08)

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