Episode #08103

Discriminating gays victimize America's horny, shrieking bachelorettes; while Mitt Romney's innovative iPhone app doubles his presidential odds. (07:37)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  bachelor/bachelorette parties,  marriage,  Mitt Romney,  iPhone,  elections,  cracks up,  lookin' good,  fashion,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  discrimination,  men/women,  strippers,  poverty,  Hollywood,  primaries,  Texas,  Apple,  photos,  Ron Paul,  Jimmy,  performances,  songs,  impressions,  Donald Trump,  Barack Obama,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08078

Libertarian presidential candidate Governor Gary Johnson believes in fiscal conservatism and social tolerance. (05:29)

Tags:  Gary Johnson,  interviews,  legalization,  marijuana,  friend of the show,  Libertarians,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Republicans,  conservative,  marriage,  same-sex marriage,  civil rights,  Middle East,  New Mexico,  Ron Paul,  Las Vegas,  polls

Episode #08074

While political pundits and the other Republican candidates attack Mitt Romney for being "like an Etch A Sketch," toy sales are booming. (04:41)

Tags:  Mitt Romney,  toys & games,  campaigns,  media,  candidates,  Indecision 2012,  Rick Santorum,  Ron Paul,  lookin' good,  shopping,  business,  economy

Episode #08070

Strange things start happening to Mitt Romney, and Jeff Foxworthy joins his Southern primary campaign. (03:30)

Tags:  primaries,  the South,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  impressions,  under the desk,  Jeff Foxworthy,  cracks up,  costumes,  blue collar,  Republicans,  Alabama,  Mississippi,  Richard Nixon,  Jimmy,  food,  lookin' good,  balls,  Ron Paul,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  campaigns,  Dukes of Hazzard

Episode #08052

Barack Obama plays the dirty political trick of being irresistibly appealing, the Navy trains dolphins to sweep for mines, and the U.N. receives 35 pounds of cocaine. (06:11)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  Barack Obama,  songs,  menstrual cycle,  Italian,  Wizard of Oz,  John McCain,  Sarah Palin,  photos,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Ron Paul,  KISS,  animals,  Iran,  Osama bin Laden,  extremism,  Al Qaeda,  terrorism,  oil,  Navy,  United Nations,  cocaine,  diplomacy,  drugs,  impressions,  performances,  Jimmy,  sleep,  sexual advances,  Louisiana,  health,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Stephen addresses the beautiful people of South Carolina at the College of Charleston and praises Herman Cain, the man people came to see introduce him. (07:21)

Tags:  South Cain-olina Primary Rally,  exclusives,  Colbert 2012,  Herman Cain,  appearances,  rallies,  on location,  South Carolina,  audience interaction,  Anderson Cooper,  media,  blogs/podcasts,  Republicans,  Twitter,  college,  candidates,  campaigns,  Mitt Romney,  Ron Paul,  Newt Gingrich,  Rick Santorum,  voting,  Colbert Nation,  Jim DeMint,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  primaries,  slogans,  history,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  Nikki Haley,  speeches

Episode #08048

The establishment may have thwarted Stephen's campaign for President of the United States of South Carolina, but there is one moment it can never take away from him. (07:05)

Tags:  South Cain-olina Primary Rally,  rallies,  on location,  South Carolina,  appearances,  Herman Cain,  Colbert 2012,  primaries,  Colbert Super PAC,  fundraising,  songs,  performances,  music,  Colbert Nation,  fans,  Supreme Court,  laws,  speeches,  Jimmy,  lookin' good,  Mitt Romney,  Ron Paul,  Newt Gingrich,  marriage,  college,  Pokemon,  campaigns,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08046

Newt Gingrich gains momentum from his strong South Carolina debate performance, and Mitt Romney takes tough questions about his tax returns. (03:44)

Tags:  South Carolina,  primaries,  debates,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Ron Paul,  taxes,  money,  wealth,  treasures,  Jimmy,  sleep,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08042

After winning a non-binding caucus by eight votes and a plurality of the vote in one of the smallest primaries in the nation, Mitt Romney is a juggishnaut. (06:14)

Tags:  primaries,  New Hampshire,  Mitt Romney,  Ron Paul,  Jon Huntsman,  marriage,  voting,  under the desk,  appearances,  Andy Cohen,  friends,  alcohol,  dating,  food,  sexual advances,  gay/homosexual,  Sex and the City,  parody,  simulations,  Stephen's laptop,  lookin' good,  photos,  Republicans,  candidates,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08040

New Hampshire Republicans propose that all new legislation include a direct quote from the Magna Carta, the declaration of rights of English barons. (05:49)

Tags:  New Hampshire,  primaries,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Rick Perry,  Ron Paul,  Jon Huntsman,  Constitution,  British,  history,  Congress,  laws,  balls,  Satan,  Thomas Jefferson,  Jimmy,  Vermont,  Jewish,  magic,  photos,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Stephen worries about the fate of his over-the-counter man-seed and responds to non-factual statements by Senator Jon Kyl. (04:41)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  government,  Glenn Beck,  Fox News,  James Franco,  Hugo Vickers,  British,  Marilyn Monroe,  Jon Kyl,  Twitter,  gay/homosexual,  Morgan Spurlock,  Jesus,  Bible,  Donald Trump,  African American,  masturbation,  Ron Paul,  Charles Manson,  global warming,  CNN,  gardening,  culture,  Formula 401,  Ice-T,  Joe Scarborough,  same-sex marriage,  parenting,  marijuana,  Easter,  Jeff Greenfield

Episode #08036

After Fox News' Freudian slip, Megyn Kelly clarifies that Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are not the same person, philosophically or otherwise. (03:20)

Tags:  Megyn Kelly,  Fox News,  Mitt Romney,  Barack Obama,  Rick Perry,  Ron Paul,  Jimmy,  Sigmund Freud,  mental health,  parents,  breasts,  penises,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  polls,  Michele Bachmann,  Newt Gingrich,  Rick Santorum

Episode #08035

Ever since Donald Trump dropped out of his debate, there has been a giant ego-shaped hole in the Republican primaries, and Stephen intends to fill it with animals. (02:58)

Tags:  South Carolina Serious Classy Republican Debate,  impressions,  debates,  Donald Trump,  Rick Perry,  Ron Paul,  National Geographic,  monkeys!,  breasts,  food,  Dog Whisperer,  animals,  lookin' good,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  Republicans

Episode #08023

Ron Paul supporters release a pin-up calendar, Allen West defends waterboarding, and Forever 21 discontinues a controversial necklace. (06:02)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Ron Paul,  Libertarians,  modeling,  patriotism,  campaigns,  candidates,  Betsy Ross,  Frankenstein,  Dracula,  monsters,  FDA,  debt,  photos,  government,  holidays,  Halloween,  4th of July,  costumes,  lookin' good,  Herman Cain,  Rick Perry,  Barack Obama,  debates,  torture,  waterboarding,  Jimmy,  Allen West,  movies,  Demi Moore,  interrogations,  controversies,  sexism,  Asian,  fashion,  collectibles,  shopping,  racism,  ethnic,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Republicans

Stephen doesn't want the government to stop Ron Paul from shooting at floods. (03:57)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  Libertarians,  movies,  elections,  candidates,  Rand Paul,  First Amendment,  freedom of speech,  Ron Paul,  natural disasters,  guns,  Jon Huntsman,  sex,  government,  Gary Johnson,  marijuana,  Penn Jillette,  safety,  fetishes,  drugs

Episode #07115

Debates are supposed to help Americans find the Republican presidential candidate, but instead they found the running mate. (03:24)

Tags:  debates,  Republicans,  Rick Perry,  Wolf Blitzer,  health,  persistent vegetative state,  death penalty,  Tea Party,  Ron Paul,  Mitt Romney,  Tim Pawlenty,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  elections,  Grim Reaper,  death,  senior citizens,  Barry Bonds,  steroids,  Nobel Prize,  Paul Krugman,  Al Gore,  college,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07115

Ron Paul needs a credible national endorsement to give his campaign the kind of legitimacy his campaign has not been able to get from his campaign. (03:23)

Tags:  Ron Paul,  candidates,  friend of the show,  Libertarians,  Republicans,  alcohol,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  health,  Tim Pawlenty,  Bobby Jindal,  photos,  National Geographic,  Constitution,  First Amendment,  voting,  dogs,  death penalty,  Heroe$ Crawl,  police business,  TV

Episode #07113

All the 2012 election media coverage until now has been bulls**t, but everything from here out is crucial, life-or-death stuff. (03:50)

Tags:  debates,  Republicans,  Labor Day,  media,  MSNBC,  Jimmy,  Ronald Reagan,  balls,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  candidates,  books,  flying,  space,  Newt Gingrich,  Herman Cain,  Ron Paul,  Social Security,  Chile,  modeling,  poverty,  lookin' good,  Heroe$ Crawl,  trademark,  Colbertisms,  holidays

Episode #07106

Mitt Romney's historic statement of corporate personhood makes him this generation's civil rights champion. (03:38)

Tags:  Iowa,  Mitt Romney,  candidates,  Republicans,  montages,  Indecision 2012,  polls,  the Midwest,  Tim Pawlenty,  family,  Indecision,  blue collar,  Ron Paul,  business,  campaigns,  discrimination,  civil rights,  food,  the heroes,  family,  movies

Episode #07100

Allegations arise that 80% of Newt Gingrich's Twitter followers aren't real, but making up people may be the key to keeping his campaign alive. (03:48)

Tags:  Newt Gingrich,  Twitter,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  candidates,  Republicans,  media,  voting,  work/office,  lying,  scandals,  adultery,  Ashton Kutcher,  senior citizens,  Demi Moore,  the heroes,  Ron Paul