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Stephen Colbert defines "we, the people" and compares himself to Martin Luther King Jr. during the South Cain-olina Primary Rally at the College of Charleston. (09:33)
Hosni Mubarack gets jilted by 80 million Egyptians, Rick Santorum addresses his long-time Google problem, and Jimmy Fallon becomes Stephen's best friend for six months. (04:54)
Herman Cain picks up all the voters who don't like Mitt Romney, used to like Rick Perry and can't have Chris Christie. (02:59)
If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice. (04:20)
The New York Post explains the volatile stock market with analysis that everyone can understand. (01:56)
Allen West brings civility back to Washington by calling Debbie Wasserman Shultz a "vile coward" after she spews bile over his support for the GOP's debt reduction bill. (03:14)
Stephen fears the dangers of cell phones, but he can't get by without all the apps, calls and tweets. (03:59)
Stephen plans to take down his Renaissance nemesis with the help of James Franco's twin brother, Frank Jameso. (04:59)
Anthony Fauci explains to Stephen why AIDS is still a big problem, even with abstinence education. (05:05)
Al Qaeda recruits Americans, and Reza Aslan will talk about the Islamic-American experience if he makes it past Stephen's security. (00:31)
It's time for America's freeloading seniors to turn on the camera and start giving each other the early bird special. (03:52)
Researchers find that the sight of red meat calms men down, and cell phones will soon be able to detect STDs. (04:36)
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, make a list of all the partners you've recently been with and call a doctor. (00:18)
A businessman in China comes up with the crustacean innovation to soft sell his soft shells nowhere near the seashore. (02:49)
Two men set the world record for longest kiss, the koala population suffers from Chlamydia, and hand sanitizer doesn't work. (05:09)
Stephen's greatest fear is that he's not getting enough media attention for his March to Keep Fear Alive. (03:35)
Brent Cummings and Josh Bleill appreciate the support they've received from the American public after their tours in Iraq. (04:24)
Oysters suffer a herpes outbreak, a Japanese hacker replaces files with images of squid, and Israeli regulators may close the Jordan River. (04:46)
Newsweek's list of the world's best countries is based on useless criteria like education, quality of life and health. (03:03)
London's Olympic Village is being built on a toxic waste dump, and Spain's Catalonia outlaws bullfighting. (04:47)