Episode #08079

Rick Santorum criticizes California universities after reading something from the state of California. (03:58)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  lying,  California,  college,  print media,  primaries,  dogs,  Washington DC,  history,  San Francisco,  elitism,  patriotism,  doctors,  health,  Benjamin Franklin,  STDs,  gay/homosexual,  education,  America

Episode #08071

While campaigning in the South, Rick Santorum scoffs at global warming while Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mock Barack Obama's energy plan. (03:41)

Tags:  the South,  Republicans,  primaries,  energy,  cars/trucks,  gas prices,  global warming,  alternative energy,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  speeches,  American Samoa,  Barack Obama,  environment,  under the desk,  science,  gardening,  education,  dogs,  Exxon,  the moon,  STDs,  mental health,  candidates,  campaigns,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08067

While the GOP candidates go all average to connect with blue collar voters for America's Super Tuesday, other election results stream in from Russia and India. (05:41)

Tags:  partying,  blue collar,  under the desk,  cooking,  food,  Republicans,  primaries,  labor,  costumes,  Ohio,  Vladimir Putin,  India,  Russia,  international affairs,  elections,  ethnic,  Mitt Romney,  Indecision,  slogans,  Indecision 2012,  Mexican,  alcohol,  health,  vaginas,  Rick Santorum,  candidates,  Super Bowl,  STDs

Episode #08057

Barack Obama launches a vengeful health care crusade against the Catholic church, essentially forcing priests to hand out condoms at mass. (06:54)

Tags:  Catholic,  birth control,  health,  insurance,  laws,  Barack Obama,  secret Muslim,  religion,  Jimmy,  The Crusades,  Pope Benedict XVI,  demonstrations,  under the desk,  Jesus,  God,  France,  history,  taxes,  charity,  money,  Benjamin Franklin,  founding fathers,  First Amendment,  Mitt Romney,  STDs,  Rick Santorum,  campaigns,  Republicans

Stephen Colbert defines "we, the people" and compares himself to Martin Luther King Jr. during the South Cain-olina Primary Rally at the College of Charleston. (09:33)

Tags:  exclusives,  South Cain-olina Primary Rally,  rallies,  South Carolina,  Herman Cain,  Colbert 2012,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  voting,  Colbert Super PAC,  Abraham Lincoln,  Supreme Court,  elections,  Martin Luther King Jr.,  government,  founding fathers,  civil rights,  money,  Colbert Nation,  Constitution,  freedom of speech,  speeches,  Jon Stewart,  history,  STDs,  campaigns,  appearances,  protests,  business,  laws,  fundraising,  discrimination,  media,  wealth

Hosni Mubarack gets jilted by 80 million Egyptians, Rick Santorum addresses his long-time Google problem, and Jimmy Fallon becomes Stephen's best friend for six months. (04:54)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Hosni Mubarak,  Egypt,  Abraham Lincoln,  Richard Branson,  nudity,  Rick Santorum,  Google,  Ronald Reagan,  gay/homosexual,  Wisconsin,  Afghanistan,  heroin,  police business,  Mike Huckabee,  Colbert Bump,  portrait,  Jon Stewart,  Jimmy Fallon,  Ben & Jerry's,  sex,  gardening,  STDs,  senior citizens,  puking,  economy,  rallies

Episode #08003

Herman Cain picks up all the voters who don't like Mitt Romney, used to like Rick Perry and can't have Chris Christie. (02:59)

Tags:  Herman Cain,  Sarah Palin,  polls,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  candidates,  apologies,  my mistake,  Jimmy,  Rick Perry,  Chris Christie,  Mitt Romney,  animals,  Black Star,  hip hop,  Talib Kweli,  Mos Def,  drugs,  addiction,  STDs

Episode #07116

If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice. (04:20)

Tags:  Michele Bachmann,  Rick Perry,  debates,  Republicans,  candidates,  controversies,  health,  STDs,  teens,  kids,  laws,  government,  mongering,  conservative,  sex,  parenting,  photos,  doctors,  science,  Mitt Romney,  Mormon,  gambling,  Jimmy,  Texas,  elections,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  United Nations,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07105

The New York Post explains the volatile stock market with analysis that everyone can understand. (01:56)

Tags:  economy,  stocks,  New York Post,  prostitution,  vaginas,  print media,  money,  London,  Somalia,  the heroes,  riots,  STDs,  sex

Episode #07093

Allen West brings civility back to Washington by calling Debbie Wasserman Shultz a "vile coward" after she spews bile over his support for the GOP's debt reduction bill. (03:14)

Tags:  Debbie Wasserman Schultz,  Allen West,  Washington DC,  Democrats,  Republicans,  Congress,  lookin' good,  House of Representatives,  fights,  military,  guns,  Jimmy,  prostitution,  mail/e-mail,  debt,  economy,  Medicare,  senior citizens,  Florida,  STDs,  rage,  men/women

Stephen fears the dangers of cell phones, but he can't get by without all the apps, calls and tweets. (03:59)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  technology,  iPad,  science,  Apple,  cell phones,  iPhone,  Twitter,  STDs,  balls,  health,  safety,  inventions,  phone calls

Episode #07046

Stephen plans to take down his Renaissance nemesis with the help of James Franco's twin brother, Frank Jameso. (04:59)

Tags:  James Franco,  appearances,  celebrities,  economy,  unemployment,  movies,  soap operas,  college,  education,  STDs,  marijuana,  drugs,  siblings,  culture

Episode #07042

Anthony Fauci explains to Stephen why AIDS is still a big problem, even with abstinence education. (05:05)

Tags:  Anthony Fauci,  interviews,  health,  pollution,  abstinence,  education,  African American,  gay/homosexual,  sex,  birth control,  religion,  George W. Bush,  great or greatest,  ethnic,  AIDS,  epidemics,  STDs

Episode #07036

Al Qaeda recruits Americans, and Reza Aslan will talk about the Islamic-American experience if he makes it past Stephen's security. (00:31)

Tags:  intro,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Al Qaeda,  terrorism,  recruitment,  unemployment,  Carnaval,  Reza Aslan,  security,  Islamic,  religion,  Rio de Janeiro,  STDs

Episode #07030

It's time for America's freeloading seniors to turn on the camera and start giving each other the early bird special. (03:52)

Tags:  senior citizens,  Social Security,  Medicare,  economy,  health,  STDs,  sex,  porn,  Internet,  abstinence,  teens,  photos,  Jimmy

Episode #06152

Researchers find that the sight of red meat calms men down, and cell phones will soon be able to detect STDs. (04:36)

Tags:  Cheating Death,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  Prescott Group,  Vaxa,  men/women,  health,  food,  advertising,  sex,  STDs,  technology,  poop & pee,  phone calls,  photos,  cell phones

Episode #06145

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, make a list of all the partners you've recently been with and call a doctor. (00:18)

Tags:  sign off,  STDs,  health,  doctors

Episode #06143

A businessman in China comes up with the crustacean innovation to soft sell his soft shells nowhere near the seashore. (02:49)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard,  China,  food,  transportation,  business,  STDs,  Jimmy,  photos

Episode #06124

Two men set the world record for longest kiss, the koala population suffers from Chlamydia, and hand sanitizer doesn't work. (05:09)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  world records,  gay/homosexual,  who's f**king?,  animals,  STDs,  bestiality,  health,  science,  March to Keep Fear Alive,  cracks up,  Jimmy,  sex

Episode #06118

Stephen's greatest fear is that he's not getting enough media attention for his March to Keep Fear Alive. (03:35)

Tags:  March to Keep Fear Alive,  Rally to Restore Sanity,  Jon Stewart,  competitions,  CNN,  media,  mongering,  history,  America,  STDs,  Internet,  print media,  poop & pee