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Exclusive - Rock Me Like a Herman Cain South Cain-olina Primary Rally Pt. 2

Stephen Colbert defines "we, the people" and compares himself to Martin Luther King Jr. during the South Cain-olina Primary Rally at the College of Charleston. (09:33)

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Aired: 01/25/2012 | Views: 6,813

A Look Back - February 2011

Hosni Mubarack gets jilted by 80 million Egyptians, Rick Santorum addresses his long-time Google problem, and Jimmy Fallon becomes Stephen's best friend for six months. (04:54)

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Aired: 12/19/2011 | Views: 48,088

Herman Cain 2012

Herman Cain picks up all the voters who don't like Mitt Romney, used to like Rick Perry and can't have Chris Christie. (02:59)

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Aired: 10/05/2011 | Views: 27,025

Rick Perry's HPV Vaccine Mandate

If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice. (04:20)

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Aired: 09/14/2011 | Views: 59,976

Hooker-Drawer Market

The New York Post explains the volatile stock market with analysis that everyone can understand. (01:56)

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Aired: 08/10/2011 | Views: 36,294

Congressional Partisan Rancor

Allen West brings civility back to Washington by calling Debbie Wasserman Shultz a "vile coward" after she spews bile over his support for the GOP's debt reduction bill. (03:14)

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Aired: 07/20/2011 | Views: 33,235

On Topic - Technology - Mobile Devices

Stephen fears the dangers of cell phones, but he can't get by without all the apps, calls and tweets. (03:59)

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Aired: 07/04/2011 | Views: 38,974

Renaissance Nemesis - Frank Jameso

Stephen plans to take down his Renaissance nemesis with the help of James Franco's twin brother, Frank Jameso. (04:59)

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Aired: 04/05/2011 | Views: 115,168

Anthony Fauci

Anthony Fauci explains to Stephen why AIDS is still a big problem, even with abstinence education. (05:05)

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Aired: 03/29/2011 | Views: 21,202

Intro - 3/10/11

Al Qaeda recruits Americans, and Reza Aslan will talk about the Islamic-American experience if he makes it past Stephen's security. (00:31)

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Aired: 03/10/2011 | Views: 33,026

Senior Moment - Geriatric Porn

It's time for America's freeloading seniors to turn on the camera and start giving each other the early bird special. (03:52)

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Aired: 03/01/2011 | Views: 31,944

Cheating Death - Calming Meat Goggles & the iThrone

Researchers find that the sight of red meat calms men down, and cell phones will soon be able to detect STDs. (04:36)

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Aired: 12/01/2010 | Views: 31,383

Sign Off - If It Walks Like a Duck

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, make a list of all the partners you've recently been with and call a doctor. (00:18)

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Aired: 11/11/2010 | Views: 13,552

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Crab Vending Machines

A businessman in China comes up with the crustacean innovation to soft sell his soft shells nowhere near the seashore. (02:49)

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Aired: 11/09/2010 | Views: 37,519

ThreatDown - Record Breaking Gays, Koalas & Purell

Two men set the world record for longest kiss, the koala population suffers from Chlamydia, and hand sanitizer doesn't work. (05:09)

Tags:  ThreatDownworld recordsgay/homosexualwho's f**king?animalsSTDsbestialityhealthscienceMarch to Keep Fear Alivecracks upJimmysex

Aired: 09/29/2010 | Views: 56,135

March to Keep Fear Alive Media Coverage

Stephen's greatest fear is that he's not getting enough media attention for his March to Keep Fear Alive. (03:35)

Tags:  March to Keep Fear AliveRally to Restore SanityJon StewartcompetitionsCNNmediamongeringhistoryAmericaSTDsInternetprint mediapoop & pee

Aired: 09/20/2010 | Views: 69,950

Brent Cummings & Josh Bleill

Brent Cummings and Josh Bleill appreciate the support they've received from the American public after their tours in Iraq. (04:24)

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Aired: 09/09/2010 | Views: 19,737

Aqua ThreatDown - Oyster Sluts, Japanese Hackers & Israeli Regulators

Oysters suffer a herpes outbreak, a Japanese hacker replaces files with images of squid, and Israeli regulators may close the Jordan River. (04:46)

Tags:  ThreatDownscienceoceanswho's f**king?animalsSTDsglobal warmingsexAsianInternetChristianreligionpollutionenvironmentAddress the MessIsraelpoop & peeJimmy

Aired: 08/23/2010 | Views: 45,567

Newsweek Ranks the World's Best Countries

Newsweek's list of the world's best countries is based on useless criteria like education, quality of life and health. (03:03)

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Aired: 08/17/2010 | Views: 169,016

Sport Report - London Olympics & Illegal Bullfighting

London's Olympic Village is being built on a toxic waste dump, and Spain's Catalonia outlaws bullfighting. (04:47)

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Aired: 08/02/2010 | Views: 22,228