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The Supreme Court Weighs In on Obamacare

Episode #08076

The solicitor general's defense of Obamacare was a train wreck that slammed into the Hindenberg, landed on the deck of the Titanic, and then sailed in to see "John Carter." (04:40)

Tags:  Supreme CourtBarack ObamahealthinsuranceBill O'ReillyadvertisingPapa Beargay/homosexualmonkeys!foodunder the desklawslawyersmoviesSamuel Alitodeathtrials/hearingsObama administrationNana & Pee-Pop

Aired: 03/28/2012 | Views: 61,848

Human Sacrifice Channel

Episode #05129

What kind of cable package does Samuel Alito have that he can watch the Human Sacrifice Channel, and why can't Stephen get it? (03:37)

Tags:  Supreme Courttrials/hearingscracks upanimalsdogsSamuel AlitoTom DeLayDancing with the StarsTVfightslawspets

Aired: 10/07/2009 | Views: 39,033

The Word - Neutral Man's Burden

Episode #05095

Sonia Sotomayor's personal background should be neutralized the way Band-Aids were when they reached out to minorities. (05:16)

Tags:  The WordSonia SotomayorSupreme CourtSenatetrials/hearingsSamuel Alitoethnicdiscriminationhigh-fructose corn syruphistory

Aired: 07/16/2009 | Views: 53,248

Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 4th - Carol Gay

Episode #02130

New Jersey's 4th District Congressman Christopher Smith wouldn't sit down with Stephen, but his challenger, Carol Gay, would. (5:59)

Tags:  Better Know a ChallengerBetter Know a DistrictCarol GayNew JerseyappearancesBobbyJon Bon JoviSamuel AlitoAntonin ScaliaGeorge W. BushSaddam HusseinCrumbelievableadvertisingon locationHouse of RepresentativeselectionscandidatescostumesvacationsdatingballsDemocratsBush administrationmilitarywealthtaxesIraq Warslogansgay/homosexualcampaignssongsBKAD

Aired: 10/12/2006 | Views: 21,632

Groundhog Day Forecast

Episode #02016

Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter, which makes him smarter than all those global warming scientists. (1:06)

Tags:  Groundhog Dayglobal warmingSupreme CourtSamuel AlitoAntonin ScaliaClarence ThomasJohn Roberts

Aired: 02/02/2006 | Views: 1,042

All You Need to Know - Samuel Alito

Episode #02014

Stephen boils down the top stories of the day, including news for female presidents both fake and real. (3:15)

Tags:  Samuel AlitoAll You Need to KnowSupreme CourtHillary ClintonColbert Nationterrorism

Aired: 01/31/2006 | Views: 1,495

The Word - Abortion

Episode #02013

After three months on a pedestal Stephen has lost touch with real Americans, so he's going unscripted. (4:34)

Tags:  The WordSamuel AlitoJimmyreligionhealth

Aired: 01/30/2006 | Views: 4,764

The Word - Public-See

Episode #02008

We could put an end to stone-throwing if we all lived in glass houses. (3:07)

Tags:  The WordprivacySocial SecuritySamuel Alito

Aired: 01/19/2006 | Views: 2,111

The Word - Cerrado!

Episode #02005

Stephen has an elaborate idea for keeping America's borders closed, hinged on the cheap labor of illegal immigrants. (2:21)

Tags:  The WordimmigrationSamuel AlitoFonzielaborstereotypes

Aired: 01/16/2006 | Views: 2,436

The Word - Double-Stick Tape

Episode #02004

With the Miss America Competition reincorporating the word "Pageant" into its title, Stephen urges the rest of the world to have a little more zazz. (3:29)

Tags:  The WordAmericaSamuel AlitoLindsey GrahamSouth CarolinaIraq

Aired: 01/12/2006 | Views: 10,124

Intro - 1/11/06

Episode #02003

Stephen looks at Samuel Alito's confirmation hearings, sits down with "20/20"'s John Stossel, and compares Freddy Krueger and the Mars rover. (0:31)

Tags:  introJohn StosselSamuel Alito

Aired: 01/11/2006 | Views: 702

Alito Haters

Episode #02003

Stephen proves that, contrary to media criticism, Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito is an exciting and hilarious man. (2:30)

Tags:  Samuel AlitomediaAmericakids

Aired: 01/11/2006 | Views: 1,242

The Word - Whatever

Episode #02003

What Samuel Alito said in the past shouldn't have anything to do with the present or future. (3:24)

Tags:  The WordSamuel AlitoGeorge W. Bush

Aired: 01/11/2006 | Views: 2,569

Sign Off - Future Money

Episode #02003

Stephen adds a piggy bank to his bookshelf and puts in a dollar for the children's future. He tells them to smash it open in 2050 and trade the dollars for the new currency. (1:41)

Tags:  warsIraqSamuel AlitomoneyGeorge W. Bushkidssign off

Aired: 01/11/2006 | Views: 910

The Lusk-Alito Connection

Episode #02001

Reverend Herbert H. Lusk hosts a huge rally for Supreme Court Justice nominee Samuel J. Alito because, apparently, he really believes in him. (1:11)

Tags:  Samuel AlitoSupreme CourtHerbert H. LuskNew York Times

Aired: 01/09/2006 | Views: 2,182

The DaColbert Code - Samuel Alito

Episode #01016

Stephen uses The DaColbert Code to pierce the veil of secrecy and solve modern-day mysteries. (3:31)

Tags:  SenatehistoryKarl RoveSamuel AlitoJohn F. KennedyThe DaColbert CodecrimeCaptain America

Aired: 11/10/2005 | Views: 3,962

The Word - Alito

Episode #01009

Samuel Alito believes that a woman should have to tell her husband she's having an abortion, even if he's bearing arms -- which, constitutionally, could include machine guns. (3:51)

Tags:  The WordSamuel AlitoRonald ReaganBill ClintonMonica LewinskySupreme CourtHarriet MiersSandra Day O'ConnorKarl Rovescandals

Aired: 10/31/2005 | Views: 6,317