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Stephen supports the Christmas lifestyle, arrives late to Anderson Cooper's phallus party and announces his South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate. (03:34)
Department stores stop offering free gift wrapping, Santa lowers kids' expectations, and Arizona families fight the war on Christmas, fully armed. (05:46)
2011 has been tough on everybody, but Stephen hopes The Colbert Report has brightened people's spirits. (01:22)
Rick Perry thinks there's something wrong with America when gays can openly serve in the military but kids can't openly celebrate Christmas. (03:09)
The orgy of Black Friday Christmas shopping proves that America is back, and Americans will get their gifts by any means necessary. (03:25)
New York bureaucrats stick their budget-cutting knives right into Santa's bowlful of jelly, but the Colbert Super PAC makes things right. (03:27)
Stephen refuses to apologize to Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus could make you sick, and a Canadian woman kicks strangers in the balls. (04:37)
Arctic nations rush to stake claims in polar territories, even though it clearly belongs to America -- Superman lives there. (03:31)
Christmas really burns atheists up, which they can think of as a preview of their afterlife. (07:22)
Santa Claus gives Stephen the greatest gift of all. (02:59)
Stephen looks for ways to reunite a town divided by Abraham Lincoln. (7:07)