New Hampshire Republicans propose that all new legislation include a direct quote from the Magna Carta, the declaration of rights of English barons. (05:49)

Tags:  New Hampshire,  primaries,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Rick Perry,  Ron Paul,  Jon Huntsman,  Constitution,  British,  history,  Congress,  laws,  balls,  Satan,  Thomas Jefferson,  Jimmy,  Vermont,  Jewish,  magic,  photos,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Self-proclaimed Third Eagle of the Apocalypse William Tapley shares his Denver International Airport conspiracy theory. (08:17)

Tags:  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  on location,  Denver,  apocalypse,  conspiracies,  Christian,  art,  flying,  aliens,  penises,  balls,  asses,  fashion,  songs,  performances,  security,  God,  Satan,  government,  riots,  dogs,  animals,  Stonehenge

When handling budget negotiations, Troll Obama should never have let the Republican billy goats clomp over his bridge. (05:51)

Tags:  debt,  economy,  Congress,  Democrats,  Republicans,  poverty,  impressions,  Tea Party,  literary references,  kids,  Satan,  animals,  dancing,  Monica Lewinsky,  violence,  necrophilia,  bestiality,  poop & pee,  Barack Obama,  taxes,  Bill Clinton,  debates,  Heroe$ Crawl

If Christine O'Donnell sinks to the bottom of the river and drowns, her bloated corpse can march to victory with a clean record. (03:11)

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Help your old friends at the Prescott Group because if they go down, they're taking you with them. (03:47)

Tags:  Prescott Group,  debt,  bailouts,  cars/trucks,  Jimmy,  money,  Richard Branson,  photos,  business,  drugs,  science,  movies,  Chrysler,  Satan

Stephen recommends shipping atheists to war so they can destroy someone else's society for a change. (2:14)

Tags:  Internet,  religion,  Afghanistan,  Jimmy,  Green Screen Challenge,  wars,  Satan,  Star Wars

Tonight's episode is full of backward Satanic messages, gay marriage, college graduates and CNN foreign correspondent Christiane Amanpour. (0:37)

Tags:  intro,  Senate,  gay/homosexual,  Christiane Amanpour,  Satan

The Colbert Report is the only TV studio taping in the vicinity where everyone gets a Bible. (3:38)

Tags:  New York Times,  liberal,  Ronald Reagan,  Bible,  print media,  religion,  audience interaction,  Satan,  Montel Williams,  hippies,  liberal,  John Stamos,  supernatural

The most evil day in all of human history, 6/6/06, is almost over, which means Stephen can restore evil items to his shelf. (1:26)

Tags:  sign off,  Satan