Episode #08011

Planet huggers turn America's Almond Joy into almond shame, and a Christian group in Texas hands out Bibles instead of candy. (03:31)

Tags:  Halloween,  holidays,  costumes,  kids,  Jesus,  Christian,  religion,  Texas,  Bible,  young Stephen,  photos,  health,  huggers,  Colbertisms,  Scientology,  zombies,  death,  environment,  shopping,  capitalism,  poop & pee,  growing up,  Address the Mess,  pranks

Episode #07035

Giving up Catholicism for Lent shows Stephen's devotion to the great religion that he no longer practices. (04:35)

Tags:  Catholic,  Jewish,  Scientology,  bacon,  religion,  God,  holidays,  Lent,  masturbation,  under the desk,  costumes,  circumcision,  food

Episode #07029

It's no surprise that Anonymous hacked The Colbert Report since they've been hacking Stephen's bathroom scale for years. (04:28)

Tags:  Internet,  technology,  Scientology,  Xenu,  religion,  Scott Walker,  Wisconsin,  protests,  unions,  labor,  business,  pollution,  environment,  Jimmy

Episode #06044

David Frum says it's mathematically impossible for Republicans to repeal and replace the health care bill. (08:59)

Tags:  David Frum,  interviews,  Scientology,  Republicans,  conservative,  cults,  violence,  health,  laws,  The Professor,  accept your apology,  Jimmy,  fights

Episode #05113

The German parliamentary election holds a surprise twist, and Robert Wright discusses religion's evolution. (00:34)

Tags:  intro,  books,  Germany,  elections,  Robert Wright,  religion,  Scientology,  Brett Favre,  sports,  football,  NFL,  retirement

Episode #05075

Wikipedia takes on the Church of Scientology, and the latest on abstinence-only education will be worth the wait. (00:35)

Tags:  intro,  Wikipedia,  Scientology,  abstinence,  education,  Bible,  fashion,  Jesus,  Dag Soderberg,  balls

Episode #05075

Wikipedia bans Scientologists after finding Tom Cruise's entry listing him as 5'10". (01:57)

Tags:  Wikipedia,  Internet,  religion,  Tom Cruise,  censorship,  Xenu,  Scientology

Episode #05031

Stephen is ahead of Xenu in NASA's space station module votes, making him Scientology's new galactic overlord. (03:53)

Tags:  NASA,  space,  challenges,  Scientology,  religion,  aliens,  volcanoes,  costumes,  Colbert Nation

Episode #05030

Colbert Nation is officially mobilized to get NASA's new space station node named "Colbert." (02:27)

Tags:  NASA,  space,  Colbert Bump,  challenges,  Space Module: Colbert,  Garrett Reisman,  Richard Garriott,  Colbert Nation,  Scientology

Episode #04010

Stephen is pissed at his financial advisor for not warning him about the big Dow drop this morning. (1:09)

Tags:  economy,  Tom Cruise,  Gorlock,  stocks,  Scientology,  money

Episode #04003

Stephen reviews the ups and downs of the New Hampshire primary. (6:07)

Tags:  Will Smith,  Barack Obama,  Hillary Clinton,  John McCain,  Rudy Giuliani,  elections,  Mitt Romney,  Mike Huckabee,  Ron Paul,  George W. Bush,  Barbara Bush,  Scientology

Episode #03058

Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney's favorite author is L. Ron Hubbard. (1:23)

Tags:  Fox News,  Mitt Romney,  religion,  Mormon,  Scientology,  L. Ron Hubbard,  TV,  movies,  John Travolta,  Iraq

Episode #03013

Microsoft hires someone to tamper with Wikipedia, and Scientologists name their new messiah. (0:36)

Tags:  intro,  Barry Lando,  Wikipedia,  Scientology,  religion,  Iraq,  wars,  WMDs,  Microsoft

Episode #03013

Stephen wags his finger at Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the Church of Scientology, the National Coalition for the Homeless, and brain damage. (4:10)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Ruth Bader Ginsburg,  Sandra Day O'Connor,  Tom Cruise,  Scientology,  religion,  science,  smoking,  homeless

Episode #01027

Another terrorist attack is "inevitable" now that the 9/11 Commission has told the terrorists it is. (5:33)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  Catholic,  Wilford Brimley,  animals,  drugs,  9/11,  terrorism,  Tek Jansen,  space,  bears,  Scientology,  dogs