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Canada will soon become the foremost authority on caribou dung, and China purchases the world's largest icebreaker. (05:08)
Arctic nations rush to stake claims in polar territories, even though it clearly belongs to America -- Superman lives there. (03:31)
We will send Sarah Palin into the Arctic armed with nothing more than a hunting rifle and a tube of lipstick. (03:28)
The theme to hockey night in Canada makes everything more exciting, especially American things. (5:39)
The Coast Guard has discovered that Alaska's continental shelf is actually longer than we thought. (3:30)
Some people are doing something about global warming: they are racing to exploit it. (3:54)
Now is the time for America to deploy its undersea army of hermit crabs to fight back Russia from claiming the North Pole. (2:32)