Episode #08066

Professional bowler Pete Weber wins the U.S. Open, Fox 5's Ross Shimabuku insults Danica Patrick, and the New Orleans Saints allegedly paid players to injure competitors. (04:50)

Tags:  Sport Report,  NASCAR,  New Orleans Saints,  Danica Patrick,  bowling,  scandals,  football,  injuries,  lookin' good,  nudity,  money,  investigations,  sexism,  NFL,  mental health,  balls,  auto racing,  violence,  sports,  penises

Episode #08018

Herman Cain appears on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" shortly after a fourth woman steps forward with graphic sexual harassment accusations. (04:24)

Tags:  Herman Cain,  sexual advances,  scandals,  Gloria Allred,  men/women,  work/office,  TiVo,  lawyers,  Jimmy,  Jimmy Kimmel,  fundraising,  money,  campaigns,  candidates,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  Republicans,  Sport Report,  Green Bay Packers

Episode #08012

The NFL fines Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline, and Stephen debuts the second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad. (06:19)

Tags:  Sport Report,  Colbert Super PAC,  NFL,  football,  NBA,  basketball,  advertising,  Jimmy,  photos,  Mark Cuban,  Dallas Mavericks,  David Stern,  unions,  controversies,  money,  business,  Troy Polamalu,  health,  family,  God,  Jesus,  Christmas,  holidays,  sexual advances,  lockouts,  contract negotiations,  animals,  World Series,  St. Louis Cardinals,  baseball,  cell phones,  Ben Roethlisberger,  Tom Brady,  injuries,  my mistake,  Virgin Mary,  Texas,  Christian,  religion,  violence,  local news team,  Dallas

Episode #08005

Stephen's pro-NBA-owner Super PAC ad is sure to bring the NBA lockout crisis to an end -- if ABC's Dallas affiliate, WFAA, ever airs it. (6:34)

Tags:  Sport Report,  NBA,  advertising,  Colbert Super PAC,  basketball,  Mark Cuban,  money,  wealth,  business,  economy,  unemployment,  work/office,  unions,  Dallas Mavericks,  Colbert Nation,  audience interaction,  conspiracies,  Jimmy,  photos,  the heroes,  friends,  Christmas,  holidays,  Jesus,  Emmy Awards,  media,  local news team,  mail/e-mail,  Dallas,  Texas,  Good Morning America

Episode #07122

NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles. (04:06)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  NASCAR,  NFL,  auto racing,  energy,  environment,  Address the Mess,  oil,  security,  weapons,  guns,  violence,  fans,  cars/trucks,  football,  alcohol,  Stephen's products,  demonstrations,  costumes,  fashion,  animals,  photos,  Colbertisms,  Al Gore,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07102

Two of the grid diamond's lowest records might fall, and MLB gets in on gambling, giving Stephen control of their Twitter feed. (04:36)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  baseball,  MLB,  history,  Milwaukee Brewers,  Chicago White Sox,  world records,  competitions,  drugs,  gambling,  Internet,  Twitter,  kids,  photos,  lookin' good,  Billy Joel,  the heroes,  growing up,  young Stephen

Episode #07076

The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting. (07:17)

Tags:  Sport Report,  LeBron James,  NBA,  World Cup,  Qatar,  Henry Kissinger,  basketball,  soccer,  corruption,  scandals,  boats,  dancing,  NFL,  on strike,  sleep,  sports,  Jimmy

Episode #07020

Stephen will not be satisfied unless the Reagan tribute at the Super Bowl takes up the full halftime show and the third quarter. (03:27)

Tags:  Sport Report,  Super Bowl,  NFL,  football,  sports,  money,  local news team,  Ronald Reagan,  birthdays,  animals,  dogs,  photos,  fans

Episode #06132

Brent Musburger endorses steroid use, athletes overcome the Commonwealth Games, and Brett Favre allegedly texted naked photos of himself. (05:09)

Tags:  Sport Report,  Brett Favre,  sports,  scandals,  sexual advances,  steroids,  Brent Musburger,  baseball,  British,  India,  international affairs,  swimming,  health,  erectile dysfunction,  masturbation,  photos,  Jimmy,  drugs

Episode #06096

London's Olympic Village is being built on a toxic waste dump, and Spain's Catalonia outlaws bullfighting. (04:47)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  Olympics,  London,  Great Britain,  Bud Light Lime,  STDs,  mascots,  environment,  pollution,  Address the Mess,  Spain,  Barcelona,  bullfighting,  Jimmy

Episode #06085

Stephen asks Coach Mike D'Antoni what it takes to be a Knicks player, besides athletic ability, conditioning, youth and teamwork. (08:45)

Tags:  Sport Report,  on location,  New York Knicks,  New York City,  sports,  basketball,  LeBron James,  money,  gay/homosexual,  Cleveland,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  soccer,  World Cup,  In the Field

Episode #06075

Michael Jordan tries to bring back the Hitler mustache, while Marc Fisher and Mark Starr debate the merits of soccer. (08:47)

Tags:  Sport Report,  Marc Fisher,  Mark Starr,  interviews,  debates,  sports,  Michael Jordan,  basketball,  Adolf Hitler,  facial hair,  Charles Barkley,  World Cup,  soccer,  advertising,  photos,  cracks up,  Great Britain,  oil spills,  oil,  oceans,  Address the Mess,  environment,  pollution,  Gulf of Mexico,  America

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Doctors offer March Madness vasectomy deals, chess players punch opponents in the face, and Tiger Woods hires Ari Fleischer. (04:47)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  basketball,  March Madness,  local news team,  health,  boxing,  golfing,  Tiger Woods,  Ari Fleischer,  Mark McGwire,  steroids,  Jimmy,  balls,  toys & games

Episode #06024

Al Michaels will call it a miracle if Shani Davis mouths, "Thank you, Stephen," from the Olympic medal podium. (06:51)

Tags:  Sport Report,  Al Michaels,  interviews,  sports,  Olympics,  skiing,  Sports Illustrated,  Jimmy,  weather,  NBC,  Al Qaeda,  Shani Davis,  Colbert Nation,  challenges,  international affairs,  history

Episode #06017

Sport Psychology Consultant Nicole Detling Miller teaches Stephen how to mentally coach Jessica Smith. (05:16)

Tags:  Nicole Detling Miller,  Jessica Smith,  Sport Report,  Olympics,  interviews,  sports,  ice skating,  mental health,  Jimmy

Episode #06016

Don "Moose" Lewis starts an all-white basketball team, and Jana Rawlinson removes her breast implants. (04:08)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  basketball,  racism,  reality shows,  track & field,  breasts,  Olympics,  Austria,  lookin' good,  Sports Illustrated,  photos,  plastic surgery

Episode #06007

Washington Wizards star Gilbert Arenas pulls out a gun in the team locker room, and Mark McGwire publicly admits to using steroids. (05:16)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  Gilbert Arenas,  basketball,  cracks up,  guns,  Audience Guy Carl,  violence,  Mark McGwire,  baseball,  steroids,  steroids,  drugs,  crying,  apologies,  toys & games,  awards

Episode #05146

A cricket coach encourages his players to have sex before matches, and Stephen starts his Canadian "Don't Be an Ice-Hole" letter-writing campaign. (04:07)

Tags:  Sport Report,  Olympics,  sports,  sex,  masturbation,  India,  Colbert Nation,  ice skating,  challenges,  Canada,  Joey Cheek,  On Notice/Dead to Me,  kids,  mail/e-mail

Episode #05139

An American finally wins the New York City marathon, and the Colbert Nation becomes the official sponsor of the U.S. Speedskating team. (07:34)

Tags:  Olympics,  Sport Report,  sports,  New York City,  marathons,  America,  ice skating,  translations,  Amsterdam,  Colbert Nation,  patriotism,  Jimmy,  challenges,  advertising,  money,  literary references

Episode #05130

Rush Limbaugh makes a bid to buy the St. Louis Rams, and cryogenics employees play baseball with Ted Williams' frozen head. (04:04)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  Rush Limbaugh,  St. Louis Rams,  I Am America (And So Can You!),  football,  baseball,  Ted Williams,  books,  death,  advertising