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Episode #08098
A Pennsylvania news team shares its backyard weather forecast: partly grizzly with a chance of precipitation in the pants. (02:05)
Episode #08090
Barack Obama makes a cowardly statement about Mitt Romney's wealth, made all the more cowardly by the fact that he never said it. (04:33)
Episode #08041
Conservative pundits criticize the Obama White House for throwing an extravagant Halloween party for the children of U.S. troops. (05:06)
Episode #08002
ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme. (04:36)
Episode #07110
If "Depard-two" tickled Anderson Cooper's funny bone, Stephen has just the thing to slit his jocular vein. (04:25)
Episode #07104
Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda. (04:59)
Episode #07102
Barack Obama throws himself a lavish birthday party instead of working on the economy, so the recession will last four hours longer. (03:34)
Episode #07091
For some reason, the media continues to talk about the Rupert Murdoch piffle, so Steve Doocy blows the lid back onto the story. (03:36)
Episode #07049
Obama celebrates at the Lincoln Memorial, Jon Kyl rounds up abortion statistics to the nearest 90, and "Fox & Friends" explains why there's no need for Planned Parenthood. (05:36)
Stephen tries to pay tribute to his favorite Fox & Friends friendly friend, but some jagoff named Brian Kilmeade keeps distracting him. (03:30)
Episode #06121
Stephen builds boxes, packs corn and picks beans to prove he has what it takes to be a migrant farm worker. (08:12)
Episode #06104
Fox News and the Republican Party finally make it official -- their all-white wedding will be beautiful. (02:17)
Episode #06089
For the last two years, Stephen has been hosting a Chinese show called "The Best Lucky Number Joy Time Fun Colbert Hour and Friends." (04:17)
Episode #06078
Afghanistan is like a slot machine that America has been warming up for nine years, and it's about to pay off. (05:24)
Episode #06032
Sean Hannity joins Stephen for a heavily edited interview to talk about James O'Keefe's deceptive ACORN videos. (04:32)
Episode #06024
Republicans were doing such a good job of getting nothing done before Obama invited them to a televised health care summit. (04:52)
Episode #05147
President Obama brings great shame upon America by taking a deep bow to the emperor of Japan. (03:07)
Episode #05097
Investigating prisoner abuse will be a political food fight, and that is messier than torture. (03:31)
Episode #05049
The Payday Loan Reform Act drags the payday loan industry out of the darkness and into the anemic firefly flicker of nominal oversight. (04:16)
Episode #05030
Stephen knew there was a correlation between beer pong and herpes, he just didn't know it could happen during the game. (04:18)