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ThreatDown - Newscasting Bears

Episode #08098

A Pennsylvania news team shares its backyard weather forecast: partly grizzly with a chance of precipitation in the pants. (02:05)

Tags:  ThreatDownbearslocal news teamweatherJimmyPennsylvaniaanimalsWolf BlitzerAndrew NapolitanoSteve Doocysafetymediapunditsphotos

Aired: 05/07/2012 | Views: 33,796
Watch FULL EPISODE May 7, 2012 — Guest: Andy Cohen

Steve Doocy's Silver Spoon Subtext Reporting

Episode #08090

Barack Obama makes a cowardly statement about Mitt Romney's wealth, made all the more cowardly by the fact that he never said it. (04:33)

Tags:  Barack ObamaSteve DoocylyingmediacampaignsMitt RomneywealthRepublicansFox Newsslogansprint mediasexual advancesWashington PostNew York PostspeecheseducationcollegeIndecision 2012Fox & Friendsfriendly friends at Fox & Friends

Aired: 04/23/2012 | Views: 90,687
Watch FULL EPISODE April 23, 2012 — Guest: Don McLeroy

Malice in Blunderland

Episode #08041

Conservative pundits criticize the Obama White House for throwing an extravagant Halloween party for the children of U.S. troops. (05:06)

Tags:  White HousepartyingBarack ObamatroopsscandalsHalloweenholidaysSteve DoocyRush LimbaughConan O'BrienJohnny Deppliterary referencesperformancespoetrytrademarkmediaconservativephotosStar WarsGeorge Lucasunder the deskChristmaspagan

Aired: 01/10/2012 | Views: 57,595

Bocephus' Eternal Question

Episode #08002

ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme. (04:36)

Tags:  Hank Williams Jr.friendly friends at Fox & FriendsFox & FriendsESPNcontroversiesFox Newsperformancesunder the deskcountry musicAdolf HitlerBarack ObamaJoe BidenSteve Doocysongsmusicmen/womenbreastsfootballsportsNFLvideo gamesWiisimulationsgolfingapologiesJimmy

Aired: 10/04/2011 | Views: 65,182

Anderson Cooper's Kryptonite

Episode #07110

If "Depard-two" tickled Anderson Cooper's funny bone, Stephen has just the thing to slit his jocular vein. (04:25)

Tags:  Anderson Coopercracks uppoop & peeCNNOn Notice/Dead to MefightsJimmyGerard DepardieuSteve Doocycelebritiesmedialookin' goodHarry PotterHeroe$ Crawlflying

Aired: 08/18/2011 | Views: 110,484

Heatsteria

Episode #07104

Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda. (04:59)

Tags:  weatherglobal warmingenvironmentscienceRush LimbaughSpongeBob SquarepantsconservativeSteve DoocyGretchen CarlsongovernmentpunditsFox NewsconspiracieskidsanimationDora the Explorersleepmonkeys!Address the Messthe heroeseducationNickelodeonmongeringfriendly friends at Fox & Friends

Aired: 08/09/2011 | Views: 76,051

Barack Obama's 50th Birthday

Episode #07102

Barack Obama throws himself a lavish birthday party instead of working on the economy, so the recession will last four hours longer. (03:34)

Tags:  Barack ObamabirthdayspartyingagingFox NewsSean Hannitypunditsdebteconomygrowing upPresident's DayVietnamcryingunder the desklookin' goodSteve Doocythe heroes

Aired: 08/04/2011 | Views: 43,048

Blood in the Water - Rupert Murdoch's News of the World Scandal

Episode #07091

For some reason, the media continues to talk about the Rupert Murdoch piffle, so Steve Doocy blows the lid back onto the story. (03:36)

Tags:  Blood in the WaterRupert MurdochNews of the WorldscandalsmedialiberalconservativesharkssecurityFox & FriendsSteve DoocyFox NewsJimmyfriendly friends at Fox & Friendscrimeinternational affairsprint mediapolice businessinvestigationsthe heroesBritishbusiness

Aired: 07/18/2011 | Views: 37,489

Pap Smears at Walgreens

Episode #07049

Obama celebrates at the Lincoln Memorial, Jon Kyl rounds up abortion statistics to the nearest 90, and "Fox & Friends" explains why there's no need for Planned Parenthood. (05:36)

Tags:  Jon KylFox & FriendsFox NewsBrown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve DoocyBrian KilmeadeSteve DoocyPlanned ParenthoodCongressBarack Obamaslogansabortionmen/womenhealthgovernmenteconomymoneymediacracks upJimmy

Aired: 04/11/2011 | Views: 750,598

On Topic - Colbert Case Files - The Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy

Stephen tries to pay tribute to his favorite Fox & Friends friendly friend, but some jagoff named Brian Kilmeade keeps distracting him. (03:30)

Tags:  On TopicmashupsexclusivesBrown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve DoocySteve Doocyfriendly friends at Fox & FriendsFox & FriendsBrian Kilmeadedogspetsanimalsmonkeys!Gretchen CarlsonBarack ObamaFox News

Aired: 10/18/2010 | Views: 63,558

Fallback Position - Migrant Worker Pt. 2

Episode #06121

Stephen builds boxes, packs corn and picks beans to prove he has what it takes to be a migrant farm worker. (08:12)

Tags:  Fallback Positionon locationNew YorkfarmingimmigrationlaborCongressfriendly friends at Fox & FriendsGretchen CarlsonSteve DoocyFox NewsChing Chong Ding DongethnicstereotypesphotosJimmyIn the Field

Aired: 09/23/2010 | Views: 198,450

Fox News and Republican Party Make It Official

Episode #06104

Fox News and the Republican Party finally make it official -- their all-white wedding will be beautiful. (02:17)

Tags:  Fox NewsRepublicansmarriageTVdatingmediaFox & FriendsSteve DoocyKarl Rove

Aired: 08/17/2010 | Views: 57,023

The Word - The White Stuff

Episode #06089

For the last two years, Stephen has been hosting a Chinese show called "The Best Lucky Number Joy Time Fun Colbert Hour and Friends." (04:17)

Tags:  The WordunemploymentChinainternational affairslaborbusinessmoneyAmericaprostitutionSteve DoocyTVethnicappearances

Aired: 07/06/2010 | Views: 31,731

The Word - $tay the Cour$e

Episode #06078

Afghanistan is like a slot machine that America has been warming up for nine years, and it's about to pay off. (05:24)

Tags:  The WordAfghanistanwarswealthinternational affairspollsRobert GatesHamid KarzaiVietnamhistoryoilChinaSteve DoocyWorld Cup

Aired: 06/16/2010 | Views: 30,799

Tip/Wag - James O'Keefe & Sean Hannity

Episode #06032

Sean Hannity joins Stephen for a heavily edited interview to talk about James O'Keefe's deceptive ACORN videos. (04:32)

Tags:  Tip/WagJames O'KeefeSean HannityFox NewsACORNSteve DoocycostumesprostitutionsexJimmylying

Aired: 03/04/2010 | Views: 330,482

The Word - Political Suicide

Episode #06024

Republicans were doing such a good job of getting nothing done before Obama invited them to a televised health care summit. (04:52)

Tags:  The WordBarack ObamahealthlawsRepublicansCongressSteve DoocyBrown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve DoocyJimmyJohn Boehner

Aired: 02/11/2010 | Views: 52,732

Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor

Episode #05147

President Obama brings great shame upon America by taking a deep bow to the emperor of Japan. (03:07)

Tags:  Barack Obamainternational affairsdiplomacyAsianfriendly friends at Fox & FriendsSteve DoocyKarl RoveGeorge W. BushRonald ReaganGeorge H.W. BushpukingJapanChina

Aired: 11/16/2009 | Views: 39,346

The Word - A Perfect World

Episode #05097

Investigating prisoner abuse will be a political food fight, and that is messier than torture. (03:31)

Tags:  The WordEric HolderinvestigationstortureBush administrationObama administrationGuantanamo BayDick CheneyChuck ToddSteve DoocymediaTVtrials/hearings

Aired: 07/21/2009 | Views: 73,449

The Word - Have Your Cake And Eat It, Too

Episode #05049

The Payday Loan Reform Act drags the payday loan industry out of the darkness and into the anemic firefly flicker of nominal oversight. (04:16)

Tags:  The WordeconomymoneylobbyistsLuis GutierrezSteve Doocy

Aired: 04/14/2009 | Views: 30,404

Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak

Episode #05030

Stephen knew there was a correlation between beer pong and herpes, he just didn't know it could happen during the game. (04:18)

Tags:  JimmyhealthSTDswho's f**king?friendly friends at Fox & FriendsBrown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve DoocySteve DoocyInternetballspartyingsexalcoholtoys & games

Aired: 03/03/2009 | Views: 116,368