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A half-black, half-Hispanic Spider-Man replaces a dead Peter Parker, setting a terrible precedent for superhero diversity. (02:33)
Superman renounces his U.S. citizenship, Madden NFL 12 adds a concussion rule, and "Glee" glamorizes homosexuality. (05:32)
A British actor is cast as the next Superman, and Walgreens offers a discount beer for 50 cents a can. (05:09)
Arctic nations rush to stake claims in polar territories, even though it clearly belongs to America -- Superman lives there. (03:31)
Stephen decries remote controls, hybrid cars, careless scientists, white chocolate and robotic vacuums. (5:58)
Scientists develop a removable tattoo, Fred Thompson demotes his campaign manager, and Stephen asks Charles Kaiser if there's a gay Superman. (0:33)
When Charles Kaiser suggests that New York is a gay metropolis because of critical mass, Stephen understands that to mean it's like a dangerous nuclear bomb. (5:22)
Stephen counts down the things that are trying to make him gay -- Congress, if you want to preserve marriage, you will ban "Fight Club." (4:53)
Stephen Colbert takes on himself in a battle of privacy vs. wiretapping, complete with heat vision and force fields. (4:02)