There's never been a better time to invest in things that fall off celebrities, and Goldline International executives face fraud and theft charges. (05:09)

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John Lithgow calls the Atone Phone to do character research for an Ibsen play. (05:11)

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Stephen calls on Hipster Nation to tune in to his exclusive, special broadcast with rock legends Radiohead, on Monday, September 26th, presented by Dr Pepper. (01:52)

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The natural gas industry tries to counter bad press, and Michael Shermer claims to be the founding publisher of Skeptic Magazine. (00:34)

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John Lennon was a closet Republican, and a European poll ranks Germany as the world's least funny country in spite of the name of their breakfast cheese. (05:34)

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Paul McCartney explains how to hunt vegetables. (1:43)

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Paul McCartney accuses the Dalai Lama of cannibalism in an emergency. (07:09)

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Look, John Lennon, keep your hippie politics out of Stephen's Christmas carols. (1:15)

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Buying an SUV from GM might save you on gas, Stephen questions whether government is too big and Bart Ehrman stop by to talk about his book, "Misquoting Jesus." (0:36)

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Stephen counts down the things that are trying to make him gay -- Congress, if you want to preserve marriage, you will ban "Fight Club." (4:53)

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