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Rush Limbaugh shares his kung pao jibber-jabber and compares NFL games to gang violence. (03:23)
Episode #08091
Stephen's election night team covers five primaries with major consequences for the five GOP hopefuls. (02:11)
Episode #07118
America invented TV, so Americans should get the awards for it. (02:40)
Episode #07113
Rick Perry takes on the 800-pound gorilla in the room, being stomped on by the elephant in the room, being ridden by the emperor who has no clothes: Social Security. (04:50)
Episode #07074
Anthony Weiner captures the manscaping vote and makes Stephen feel like an oyster. (04:34)
Episode #07071
Documents reveal Osama bin Laden's immaculate financial records, and Hugh Hefner gets his pipe cleaned while he watches Stephen. (04:54)
Episode #07070
Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a thank you note for appropriating his face to win an Emmy. (05:55)
Episode #07063
Stephen competes with the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and 'Equitrekking' for a Daytime Emmy. (02:56)
Episode #07024
Clarence Thomas comes under attack for not reporting his wife's income and for dropping by a secret corporate fundraiser. (05:38)
Episode #06141
The TSA offers friendly skies with benefits, Bert moves from PBS to LGBT, and Stephen appeals to an unexpected demographic. (06:47)
Episode #06133
Since Oprah won't send Stephen's audience to D.C., he buys them tickets for the Shin Wu Chinatown bus. (03:56)
Episode #06125
Most Americans fail a quiz asking basic questions about religion, and Stephen urges his viewers to make babies. (04:23)
Episode #06117
To restore truthiness and fight Jon Stewart's creeping reasonableness, Stephen announces his March to Keep Fear Alive. (08:22)
Episode #06114
Colbert Nation members release a flock of doves as a sign that Stephen should hold a rally or at least bring a shotgun to work. (05:15)
Episode #06098
White viewers can increase Stephen's black ratings by buying an inflatable Nielsen Mandela from P.K. Winsome. (07:37)
Episode #06091
Stephen is in the middle of a repressed Daily Show memory when he's interrupted by an emergency Candwich update. (03:40)
Episode #06090
Steve Carell feels like he's in the witness relocation program, and Jon Stewart wants to escape The Daily Show. (06:33)
Episode #05149
Stephen refuses to apologize to Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus could make you sick, and a Canadian woman kicks strangers in the balls. (04:37)
Episode #05132
One of the most interesting things David Javerbaum discovered while researching his book is that pregnancy often affects the mother. (04:19)
Episode #05100
Because the guys from Movits! are from Sweden, they're forced to have the same hair length and glasses. (03:37)