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The 63rd Emmy Awards

America invented TV, so Americans should get the awards for it. (02:40)

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Aired: 09/20/2011 | Views: 35,112

Rick Perry Presents

Rick Perry takes on the 800-pound gorilla in the room, being stomped on by the elephant in the room, being ridden by the emperor who has no clothes: Social Security. (04:50)

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Aired: 09/08/2011 | Views: 68,200

Weiner Captures Manscaping Vote

Anthony Weiner captures the manscaping vote and makes Stephen feel like an oyster. (04:34)

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Aired: 06/08/2011 | Views: 33,585

Tip/Wag - Osama bin Laden & Hugh Hefner

Documents reveal Osama bin Laden's immaculate financial records, and Hugh Hefner gets his pipe cleaned while he watches Stephen. (04:54)

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Aired: 06/02/2011 | Views: 26,054

Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Jimmy Fallon

Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a thank you note for appropriating his face to win an Emmy. (05:55)

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Aired: 06/01/2011 | Views: 29,577

Award to the Wise

Stephen competes with the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and 'Equitrekking' for a Daytime Emmy. (02:56)

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Aired: 05/11/2011 | Views: 28,051

Clarence Thomas's Financial Disclosure Controversy

Clarence Thomas comes under attack for not reporting his wife's income and for dropping by a secret corporate fundraiser. (05:38)

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Aired: 02/17/2011 | Views: 87,453

Tip/Wag - TSA, Bert & Dogs

The TSA offers friendly skies with benefits, Bert moves from PBS to LGBT, and Stephen appeals to an unexpected demographic. (06:47)

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Aired: 11/04/2010 | Views: 34,007

Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear Chinatown Bus Tickets

Since Oprah won't send Stephen's audience to D.C., he buys them tickets for the Shin Wu Chinatown bus. (03:56)

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Aired: 10/14/2010 | Views: 66,123

Stat of the Union

Most Americans fail a quiz asking basic questions about religion, and Stephen urges his viewers to make babies. (04:23)

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Aired: 09/30/2010 | Views: 51,592

March to Keep Fear Alive Announcement

To restore truthiness and fight Jon Stewart's creeping reasonableness, Stephen announces his March to Keep Fear Alive. (08:22)

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Aired: 09/16/2010 | Views: 631,755

Stop Sending Live Animals

Colbert Nation members release a flock of doves as a sign that Stephen should hold a rally or at least bring a shotgun to work. (05:15)

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Aired: 09/13/2010 | Views: 60,837

P.K. Winsome - Black Viewer Ratings

White viewers can increase Stephen's black ratings by buying an inflatable Nielsen Mandela from P.K. Winsome. (07:37)

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Aired: 08/04/2010 | Views: 87,127

Emergency Thought for Food - Candwich Setback

Stephen is in the middle of a repressed Daily Show memory when he's interrupted by an emergency Candwich update. (03:40)

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Aired: 07/08/2010 | Views: 37,310

Steve Carell

Steve Carell feels like he's in the witness relocation program, and Jon Stewart wants to escape The Daily Show. (06:33)

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Aired: 07/07/2010 | Views: 275,103

ThreatDown - Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus & Canadian Groin Kickers

Stephen refuses to apologize to Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus could make you sick, and a Canadian woman kicks strangers in the balls. (04:37)

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Aired: 11/18/2009 | Views: 21,016

The Born Supremacy - David Javerbaum

One of the most interesting things David Javerbaum discovered while researching his book is that pregnancy often affects the mother. (04:19)

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Aired: 10/13/2009 | Views: 19,804

Movits!

Because the guys from Movits! are from Sweden, they're forced to have the same hair length and glasses. (03:37)

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Aired: 07/27/2009 | Views: 61,123

Mike Krzyzewski

Mike Krzyzewski differentiates between teamwork and socialism. (05:22)

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Aired: 04/21/2009 | Views: 21,863

Exclusive - Better Know a Beatle - Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney explains how to hunt vegetables. (1:43)

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Aired: 01/28/2009 | Views: 67,123