Barack Obama plays the dirty political trick of being irresistibly appealing, the Navy trains dolphins to sweep for mines, and the U.N. receives 35 pounds of cocaine. (06:11)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  Barack Obama,  songs,  menstrual cycle,  Italian,  Wizard of Oz,  John McCain,  Sarah Palin,  photos,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Ron Paul,  KISS,  animals,  Iran,  Osama bin Laden,  extremism,  Al Qaeda,  terrorism,  oil,  Navy,  United Nations,  cocaine,  diplomacy,  drugs,  impressions,  performances,  Jimmy,  sleep,  sexual advances,  Louisiana,  health,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Ukranian bears quit vodka cold turkey, a terminator bear hunts Stephen, and a California black bear steals a Prius. (04:48)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  bears,  animals,  Ukraine,  alcohol,  rehab,  animals,  robots,  wars,  photos,  addiction,  Connecticut,  hunting,  movies,  California,  cars/trucks,  hybrids,  environment,  driving,  huggers,  hippies,  Address the Mess,  Jimmy Fallon,  photos

The state of North Dakota may not exist, subversive weather blows into Arizona, and the classic American game of anti-trust law violation gets a makeover. (07:31)

Tags:  Constitution,  ThreatDown,  North Dakota,  America,  Jimmy,  movies,  documentaries,  flags,  under the desk,  steroids,  Arabic,  weather,  discrimination,  Arizona,  toys & games,  Islamic,  driving,  money,  wealth,  technology,  family,  kids,  the heroes,  Alaska,  troops,  business

Chinese cows produce human breast milk, America's population of 100-year-olds doubles, and scientists build a robot that can juggle. (05:05)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  China,  science,  food,  technology,  animals,  breasts,  puking,  kids,  senior citizens,  hunting,  robots,  photos,  inventions,  gross-out,  parents,  nerd alert

Superman renounces his U.S. citizenship, Madden NFL 12 adds a concussion rule, and "Glee" glamorizes homosexuality. (05:32)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  Superman,  Dennis Kucinich,  superheroes,  citizenship,  football,  video games,  Fox News,  Glee,  Neil Patrick Harris,  TV,  gay/homosexual,  advertising,  local news team,  sports,  photos,  super powers

Sharia law creeps into America, flying robots build dorm room shelves, and a woman finds crystal meth hidden in her vacuum cleaner. (05:04)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  Oklahoma,  Islamic,  food,  Pat Robertson,  Great Britain,  fast food,  robots,  flying,  Wisconsin,  crystal meth,  cocaine,  drugs,  prostitution,  photos,  technology,  mongering

Islamofascists tempt kids with Muslim holidays, Campbell's makes pro-Islam soups, and Kellogg's sells halal cereals. (04:36)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  Islamic,  religion,  school,  kids,  Massachusetts,  holidays,  food,  Muhammad,  blogs/podcasts,  U.K.,  Great Britain,  slogans,  photos,  mongering

Two men set the world record for longest kiss, the koala population suffers from Chlamydia, and hand sanitizer doesn't work. (05:09)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  world records,  gay/homosexual,  who's f**king?,  animals,  STDs,  bestiality,  health,  science,  March to Keep Fear Alive,  cracks up,  Jimmy,  sex

Stephen asks Jerome Goddard how to stop the rabid infestation of bedbugs that seems to have come about during the Obama administration. (05:36)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  appearances,  insects,  environment,  movies,  photos,  Jimmy,  Jerome Goddard

Oysters suffer a herpes outbreak, a Japanese hacker replaces files with images of squid, and Israeli regulators may close the Jordan River. (04:46)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  science,  oceans,  who's f**king?,  animals,  STDs,  global warming,  sex,  Asian,  Internet,  Christian,  religion,  pollution,  environment,  Address the Mess,  Israel,  poop & pee,  Jimmy

Contrary to a "Fox & Friends" report, monkeys can't be trained by the Taliban to shoot and kill American soldiers. (02:51)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  monkeys!,  Taliban,  monkey washing cat,  terrorism,  troops,  Afghanistan,  Fox News,  Fox & Friends,  Gretchen Carlson,  photos,  Jimmy,  animals

Dawn causes the BP oil spill, underprocessed SpaghettiOs get recalled, and the Texas GOP wants to criminalize sodomy. (05:07)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  oil,  oceans,  Gulf of Mexico,  oil spills,  I Called It!,  environment,  pollution,  Address the Mess,  NPR,  accountability,  animals,  food,  recalls,  Texas,  Republicans,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  crime,  Jimmy,  photos,  discrimination,  prison

Childhood obesity threatens America's security, a jazz robot improvises with human players, and attractive women give men heart disease. (05:16)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  military,  sexual advances,  troops,  junk food,  kids,  weight/obesity,  security,  robots,  jazz,  music,  technology,  lookin' good,  men/women,  health,  animation

Fox cancels "24," Michelle Obama wins a Kids' Choice Award, and thieves steal brandy out of a time capsule. (06:59)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  TV,  torture,  Barack Obama,  Nobel Prize,  Michelle Obama,  Nickelodeon,  kids,  junk food,  80s,  time travel,  alcohol,  crime,  Kiefer Sutherland,  24

A senior citizen tries to board a plane with a sword hidden inside his cane, and an eight-year-old boy is on the TSA watch list. (04:22)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  security,  flying,  terrorism,  senior citizens,  poop & pee,  kids,  dating,  weapons,  bombs,  camping,  poetry,  men/women

Stephen appeals to the prized monkey demographic by presenting a Monkey ThreatDown. (02:09)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  monkeys!,  TV,  Sean Hannity,  animals

Stephen refuses to apologize to Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus could make you sick, and a Canadian woman kicks strangers in the balls. (04:37)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  movies,  Jimmy,  The Daily Show,  Santa Claus,  Christmas,  holidays,  health,  Canada,  balls,  Fareed Zakaria,  ice skating,  montages,  violence,  fights,  Quetzalcoatl

Halloween masks spread the H1N1 virus, candy sends kids toward a life of crime, and dogs wear matching sexy costumes. (05:12)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  Halloween,  holidays,  costumes,  health,  junk food,  kids,  pets,  animals,  laws,  death,  under the desk,  crime,  housing,  John Boehner,  media,  lookin' good

Environmentalists target soft toilet paper, Kang Lee exposes the lies parents tell kids, and mountain pine beetles prevent us from shooting bears. (07:14)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  environment,  poop & pee,  lying,  parenting,  kids,  pets,  death,  Sweden,  animals,  bears,  guns,  national parks,  fires,  safety,  Michael Bloomberg,  hunting,  family,  monsters,  endangered

Henry Louis Gates Jr. commits the perfect crime, Bill Gates tries to control the weather, and Wilford Brimley has too much free time. (05:59)

Tags:  Henry Louis Gates Jr.,  ThreatDown,  Senate,  security,  weapons,  flying,  crime,  profiling,  Barack Obama,  Bill Gates,  weather,  hurricanes,  Wilford Brimley,  advertising,  unemployment,  iPhone,  phone calls,  Jimmy,  military,  history,  collectibles,  slogans,  gay/homosexual,  facial hair,  Nooo!