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Stephen explains what newspapers are to his younger viewers and wonders why they don't have a porn section. (03:28)
There aren't enough drugs to kill death row inmates, and Laird Hamilton shoots the curl of Stephen's rage. (00:32)
With their Cosmopolitan subscriptions, Mongolian women get half off the newsstand price, plus a free goat bladder phone. (02:51)
Scotland is the perfect place for King Tut's half-sister to hide his shriveled penis -- it's so cold there, it would blend right in. (04:39)
Thousands of years of mummification probably gave King Tut a severe case of the Shrinky Dinks. (03:54)
Relive the dramatic and smoke-filled saga of Stephen Colbert's battle with Korean R&B pop sensation Rain. (03:32)
Arianna Huffington tells Stephen that the Iraq war is John McCain's Viagra. (5:28)
Stephen loses Time's Top 100 most influential people to Korean pop star Rain. (2:27)
Stephen got a sneak peek at Rain's debut role in the new movie Speed Racer and decided to write a sequel. (1:26)
Rain shows up at the studio for an after hours dance-off with Stephen. (4:05)
Stephen challenges Korean pop star Rain to a dance-off, a cuddle-off or a spoon-off -- all fiercely competitive, yet intimate gestures. (3:40)
Stephen needs your vote to show that he is more influential than Korean pop star Rain. (4:51)
Koreans have been trying to keep the white man down, ever since we invaded their country. (2:08)
In order to reign in Korean pop star Rain, Stephen shows his own influential Korean R&B music video. (5:44)
Jann Wenner, founder of Rolling Stone, predicts that Foghat will be hot in 40 years. (5:26)
Time Magazine, angry dancing seniors, fertility clinics and the FDA are all threatening America. (4:20)
Time Magazine lays off 300 people, and Lou Dobbs talks about "The War on the Middle Class." (0:32)
With the power of the Internet in their hands, the Colbert Nation has become Time Magazine's Person of the Year. (2:47)
Stephen reports on the 2006 election, makes Time magazine's list of most influential people and denies Madeleine Albright diplomatic immunity. (0:38)
Questioning a war while it's still being fought gives comfort to our enemies and undermines our troops. (2:23)